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I don't care if Chris is going to use the movie to validate his bullshìt. I want to know if the movie will have a Chris Chan reference, that's all I want.
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They should move the premiere date at Chris's birthday.
Because of similar designs, he mistook Sonic for his Chris Chan Sonichu
My god, an entire third of those words are capitalized. In a year Chris will probably just type in all caps.
 
Chris liked Righteous' 3D Waifu-fied renders...
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It looks like My Little Pony is getting it's own Teen Titans Go!. Hoo boy. Do you think Chris is going to see this as Season 10 or is he going to freak out that the designs aren't right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbW31AkTRzo
makes sense that Hasbro will try to extend the life of this current gen of its most profitable toyline, even beyond the limits of creative rot. Enough neetbux can buy you just about anything. Chris though? Oh I can't see him liking this one bit.
 
I just recently introduced an irl friend to Chris and he is convinced that this is somewhat the case. Chris got his wish. The world to some extent or another is aware of him and Sonichu.

It just didn’t turn out like he hoped.
Human protagonist: “What’s with those lightning powers, man? You’re like a Pikachu or something.”
Sonic: “A Pikachu? What does that make me then? Sonichu?”

This would make Chris cream his pants enough times to fill a kiddie pool. He would fucking SCREAM in sheer delight. then he’d get kicked out of the theater and shit himself
 
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Wait a while, Chris will totally turn around on this like he did Equestria Girls. It's only Sonic that he keeps the grudges for.
He liked Equestria Girls because it allowed him to relive his high-school days vicariously, plus it was only a spin-off and not a replacement like the G5 incarnation is. He'd been watching the G4 one for a quarter of his life, so he might harbor this grudge for a while.
 
He liked Equestria Girls because it allowed him to relive his high-school days vicariously, plus it was only a spin-off and not a replacement like the G5 incarnation is. He'd been watching the G4 one for a quarter of his life, so he might harbor this grudge for a while.
And yet, despite the new style, this is literally using the same core cast just like the spin-off. Odds are, he'll change his tone after watching a few episodes. This won't be like Sonic Boom where he hated it and (probably) never played it (which would be good for him, since the game was shit).

But this is Chris, so who knows how he'll react.
 
And yet, despite the new style, this is literally using the same core cast just like the spin-off. Odds are, he'll change his tone after watching a few episodes. This won't be like Sonic Boom where he hated it and (probably) never played it (which would be good for him, since the game was shit).

But this is Chris, so who knows how he'll react.

He played Sonic Boom.

As a physical release.

On multiple platforms.
 
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