Containment Random Chris Updates


Lololol... You can pretty much hear the stress sighs Chris made while writing this.

His alternative dimensional nonsense has put him in quite the bind. He can’t say it didn’t happen because of it, so instead he has to settle for “very distant” timeline/dimension.

TLDR: Chris has trolled himself. Yet again.
 
Considering how stubborn and contrarian Chris is, it wouldn't surprise me that he was anti-mask, we know he was against the lockdown because it interfered with his trips to his fav fast food places and hangouts.

Not even Chris wants to be trapped behind a mask with that smell, lol. Also, the incense in-game (which is a lure, for non-players) makes it especially easy to get all the pokemon you need on any community day. He spends plenty on in-game purchases, he could buy that and play from home all day long...but we know he won't
 
Lololol... You can pretty much hear the stress sighs Chris made while writing this.

His alternative dimensional nonsense has put him in quite the bind. He can’t say it didn’t happen because of it, so instead he has to settle for “very distant” timeline/dimension.

TLDR: Chris has trolled himself. Yet again.

Not only that, he slipped up and broke kayfabe again by replying as himself, not 'sonichu'.
 
Is Chris an anti-mask person?
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I'm kinda surprised he's anti-mask. I mean I know he's retarded and all but I figured it was probably Corona fear that sparked his last will and testament shit. In any case, I really fucking want a Hedgehog Defensive Mode 2: Corona Boogaloo because of Chris refusing to put on a mask going into a store that requires them.
 
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Chris is also very selfish and has weird hangups about things touching his skin (hence why he puts that padding thing on the back of the strap for his sonichu medallion). Perfect combo to be an anti-masker.
 
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Chris mentioned wearing a mask in a March tweet.

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How can Chris be “aware of the virus since Januar... And at the same time “remain oblivious” to the virus.

How the F does that work?!!
When you do believe to live in an other dimension you might also think that you are not affected about things that going on in the real world. He is so guided of his own will power and think that if he only believes strong enough his will and desire will fulfill. This is typical for small children and people with low IQ or for that matter an adult that have/has over controlling parents. I've seen this with my ex gf who had an very controlling mother. Not going go further in to that. Back to Chris so this something that have followed him all his life. Living with parents and playing with toys in an hoarder home. Thinking a cute photo model material girl going to show up on the doorstep and spread her legs just he is the one he is., and turning an blind eye to everything that is wrong. Core thing might be that everybody has to sacrifice them self for him and his surrounding and him not putting 2 straws crossed for his of high and mightiness.
 
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Maybe there's a reason why Sockness doesn't get any inheritance from Chris
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I'll never tire of the schadenfreude I feel when ever Chris, of all people, tells Sockness off. You tell em Chris!

I swear I could've heard from somewhere that Sockness moved on to stalking Jonathan Yaniv. Either my mind made that up or Sockness is just persistent. Or both.
 
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