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Can the merge just happen already so Chris can go back to making an ass of himself in front of a camera or making stupid comics or shitting himself and doing nothing?
I mean I'm fine either way. When the merge doesn't happen and Chris finally gives up, I'll chuckle.

If the merge were to happen, Chris can go bang his furry harem and I don't care as long as I get to be the Commander of Azur Lane.

As for the DnD shit. I gotta wonder if Chris' "friends" also play as OP wish fulfillment characters, having adventures full of coddling and no stakes.
 
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The Dude said:
This is TOTALLY SERIOUS, you guys! It's absolutely TRUE and HONEST, and NOT delusional, egotistical, self-aggrandizizing escapism full of unwarranted self-importance. Nope! Totally legit.



Too large by at least 99.9%.



Chris likely thinks it's just another word for "trolls" or "haters". His ass-kissers have likely called those who speak negatively about him and the merge bullshit as "a bunch of NEETs living in their moms' basements" and Chris never botherer to ask what it meant (or look it up), because asking the definition of something would show he isn't actually all-knowing. It's not the first time he's used a word in a spectacularly incorrect manner, and it won't be the last.



Which is hilariously ironic, because he's surrounded himself with several retards and mongoloids.



I would say Chris' theory of mind is non-existent. I forget what the disorder is called, but there is a mental illness where people believe that they are the only "real" person and everyone else don't actually exist or aren't really actually real. Like, everyone else will just cease to exist when the "real" person dies. I've often wondered if Chris might be afflicted with such a mental disorder. We all know he believes he's really the hero of his own story.
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Even now he still thinks of himself as “the hero” and ascribes his “popularity” online to the fact that he “stood up to the bullies, the haters and the trolls and stood fast and wasn’t defeated by them” or some shit like that.

Yes, Chris thinks he’s winning. Probably based on countless “You took best shot but I’m still standing!” Monologues he has watched over the years.


Now as for Chris and thinking he’s the only real person, I wouldn’t maybe take it THAT far, but...

We know he’s faceblind to the extent that he LITERALLY can’t tell people apart, even though he met them several times. (Same female troll played multiple people.)

Chris’s shitty drawing skills, where the only way to tell characters apart are the colors of their clothes also reflect this.

So if you’re Chris and other people are just a blur of similar, indistinguishable faces, it’d probably be natural to think of yourself as the only person alive, if you know what I mean.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
This was something I once mentioned to a member here. He doesn’t realize irony even a little. He has a very lacking theory of mind. Or potentially a non existent one.
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I agree, but a part of me also believes he does not care because he thinks he's better than everyone..so he's above that. Although he's not a malicious predator, he does have a very similar thought process to someone like Tommy Tooter where he thinks he's the only true tranny, who thinks he's entitled to more than everyone else.
 
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Alex Krycek said:
This was something I once mentioned to a member here. He doesn’t realize irony even a little. He has a very lacking theory of mind. Or potentially a non existent one.
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Sockness replied from his hugbox, twice. Checking for some more potential edits or photos to raz bodybuilding sites, but I figured I'd share this one since its more relevant than the others where he posts the same photos of how fat and toothless he is. You got him razzed too. gj
 
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The Dude said:
I would say Chris' theory of mind is non-existent. I forget what the disorder is called, but there is a mental illness where people believe that they are the only "real" person and everyone else don't actually exist or aren't really actually real. Like, everyone else will just cease to exist when the "real" person dies. I've often wondered if Chris might be afflicted with such a mental disorder. We all know he believes he's really the hero of his own story..
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The disorder you’re thinking of is called Solipsism. It was a philosophical question first put forward by Descartes but more as a thought experiment than a sincere sentiment. Although there was some Greek or Roman philosopher who also toyed with the idea. Either way for Chris it isn’t even philosophical. It’s a product of all the fantasy he has been immersed in since childhood. When the primary things you interact with for a lifetime are literally fictional, you have difficulty distinguishing what is real from what is fictional.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
I agree, but a part of me also believes he does not care because he thinks he's better than everyone..so he's above that. Although he's not a malicious predator, he does have a very similar thought process to someone like Tommy Tooter where he thinks he's the only true tranny, who thinks he's entitled to more than everyone else.
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That's Chris to a tee sense if entitlement ballooned way beyond that of a child and it never ceased to cross my mind to think of Chris stomping up and down and crying like a toddler whenever the mall threatened to kick him out. Kinda like the video about taking the house tour videos off the internet
 
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PREVENTING THE NEXT CHRIS-CHAN

I know this is a few years old, but I’m not sure if it has been posted here, so...

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Preventing The Next Chris Chan

The facts of online and real life bullying, what they can turn someone into, and which role net neutrality plays in this scenario. Born the 24th of February, 1982 to Robert and Barbara Chandler, Christopher Weston Chandler, better known as “Chris Chan”, began his life as a fairly normal boy. He...
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I find it kinda funny that a newspaper/site for the public school system takes up CWC, since in all honesty: The school system was the least to blame in creating Chris-Chan.
 
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PREVENTING THE NEXT CHRIS-CHAN

I know this is a few years old, but I’m not sure if it has been posted here, so...

www.thecompassncsd.com

Preventing The Next Chris Chan

The facts of online and real life bullying, what they can turn someone into, and which role net neutrality plays in this scenario. Born the 24th of February, 1982 to Robert and Barbara Chandler, Christopher Weston Chandler, better known as “Chris Chan”, began his life as a fairly normal boy. He...
www.thecompassncsd.com www.thecompassncsd.com

I find it kinda funny that a newspaper/site for the public school system takes up CWC, since in all honesty: The school system was the least to blame in creating Chris-Chan.
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More in the sense that the public school system did not do enough to provide in-school resources other than throwing him in a Special Ed class without a proper specialist. It sucks more that teachers are expected that if the parents refuse help, they can allow for any form of disaster to happen. He didn’t get that early intervention and was homeschooled by an inexperienced person.
 
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PREVENTING THE NEXT CHRIS-CHAN

I know this is a few years old, but I’m not sure if it has been posted here, so...

www.thecompassncsd.com

Preventing The Next Chris Chan

The facts of online and real life bullying, what they can turn someone into, and which role net neutrality plays in this scenario. Born the 24th of February, 1982 to Robert and Barbara Chandler, Christopher Weston Chandler, better known as “Chris Chan”, began his life as a fairly normal boy. He...
www.thecompassncsd.com www.thecompassncsd.com

I find it kinda funny that a newspaper/site for the public school system takes up CWC, since in all honesty: The school system was the least to blame in creating Chris-Chan.
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"The Student Voice in the North Clackamas School District"
Author is listed as a reporter, others on the site are listed as Staff Reporters, and the article is tagged Beginning Journalism.

So this is pretty clearly an article written by some teenager who somehow got it approved by a teacher and got it put up on the school district's web site?
 
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SickNastyBastard said:
Sockness replied from his hugbox, twice. Checking for some more potential edits or photos to raz bodybuilding sites, but I figured I'd share this one since its more relevant than the others where he posts the same photos of how fat and toothless he is. You got him razzed too. gj
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Fatboy really DOES make it so easy to dunk on him, dosen't he?
 
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PREVENTING THE NEXT CHRIS-CHAN

I know this is a few years old, but I’m not sure if it has been posted here, so...

www.thecompassncsd.com

Preventing The Next Chris Chan

The facts of online and real life bullying, what they can turn someone into, and which role net neutrality plays in this scenario. Born the 24th of February, 1982 to Robert and Barbara Chandler, Christopher Weston Chandler, better known as “Chris Chan”, began his life as a fairly normal boy. He...
www.thecompassncsd.com www.thecompassncsd.com

I find it kinda funny that a newspaper/site for the public school system takes up CWC, since in all honesty: The school system was the least to blame in creating Chris-Chan.
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Chris should just be in a psa about the benefits of abortion.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris should just be in a psa about the benefits of abortion.
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Someone should make a quick little faq about how much Chris has cost the people’s community of Virginia over the years.

The tugboat alone would be well over a quarter million dollars. (Chris gets 1500$ now, but he used to get around 8-900. Used an average of 1200 for 17 years.).

Add up the costs of school and spec. ed and I suspect we're close to half a mil.

Once you add the costs of his prosecution, multiple arrests etc. and of course the house fire, we pretty quickly hit the one million dollars mark.
 
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BScCollateral said:
True enough; I think the only "real blame" the school system can admit to is "we failed to convince the parents that mainstreaming wouldn't work for Chris."
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Yeah. They tried and it resulted in the Chandlers fleeing into another county.

The only other thing they could have done, would be to have Chris removed from the home.

And it’s frankly a tossup whether that would have been beneficial or not.

Yeah it would have given Chris access to the resources he needed and away from a (somewhat) dysfunctional home.

Otoh, being taken away from your parents is so traumatic that it should really only be used in life or death situations. It could especially be damaging for an autistic child like Chris.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
I don't know if Chris is smart enough to get Calvin and Hobbes.
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It’s like him and “Monty Python’s Flying Elephants”.

He’ll pick up on the lowest hanging fruit: Tee-hee: A man in a dress! Hee-hee! He said a funny word! Hehe! Calvin got injured by the tree!

Everything else: The 90% that characterizes MP or C&H as intelligent, humor with sociopolitical commentary flies right above his head.

To Chris, C&H is Peanuts with occasional dinosaurs and aliens.
 
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