Containment Random Chris Updates

[Fapcop]

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So I was looking at the fathers day image by chance, and tried to imagine, perhaps at my peak of autism and weenishness, just what Bob would say to Chris. I noticed that though Bob is smiling, Chris's Sonic seems terrified, with a nervous smile, flinching eyes, unable to look at the alpha manliness and aggressive glare of Bob. I wonder if this was subconsciously drawn, rather than Chris's piss poor talents.

And like you say Mariposa, he shits himself frequently... hence the brown tail.

Tough, but fair and to the point! Wouldn’t expect any less from the ol’ lumberjack!

Btw: I’ve always had the impression that Bob only ever knew like 10% of the insane antics Chris got himself into. All the nude videos/pix, liquid Chris, etc.

By the time Chris started pseudo-trooning out, Bob was already halfway gone and sick.

But I’ve sometimes wondered what his reaction would have been to the latter stages of Chris’s tard-fantasies like the merge.

I sort of get what he's saying, there's some games you can relax with and just turn off your brain.

Games can be good mental training. Tetris is one of them, and I remember there was a whole craze at one point with “brain-training” games for Nintendo DS.

But if you want to use them that way, you have to up the difficulty level. In Chris’s case, I guarantee that he plays it on the lowest difficulty setting, the one meant for kids, and just stacks blocks ad infinitum.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Interesting, the idea that null can hire bitcoin assassins at will is the only thing that has kept me following each forum's rules

Incidentally, cow crossover: lowtiergod really reminds me of Chris roleplaying as sonichu when he gets going on his new age black shit.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/SparrowsAlive/status/1301938329483538433

Why are the Chris followers so goddamn dumpy?

 

[Grog]

But if you want to use them that way, you have to up the difficulty level. In Chris’s case, I guarantee that he plays it on the lowest difficulty setting, the one meant for kids, and just stacks blocks ad infinitum.

Tetris 99, the one that Chris plays on the Switch, is a multiplayer game and doesn't have difficulty levels. You play against 98 other players and the one that lasts until the end wins. It's incredibly hard to win a match, not just for Chris, but in general.
Also do we even know at what level is he capable of playing video games? It's assumed that he must be bad at them because he's tarded, but that might not necessarily be the case.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Tetris 99, the one that Chris plays on the Switch, is a multiplayer game and doesn't have difficulty levels. You play against 98 other players and the one that lasts until the end wins. It's incredibly hard to win a match, not just for Chris, but in general.
Also do we even know at what level is he capable of playing video games? It's assumed that he must be bad at them because he's tarded, but that might not necessarily be the case.

I remember chris would often get most of the achievements on PS4 except for the 'play with a friend' ones.

 

[Fapcop]

Tetris 99, the one that Chris plays on the Switch, is a multiplayer game and doesn't have difficulty levels. You play against 98 other players and the one that lasts until the end wins. It's incredibly hard to win a match, not just for Chris, but in general.
Also do we even know at what level is he capable of playing video games? It's assumed that he must be bad at them because he's tarded, but that might not necessarily be the case.

No. It’s assuned he’s bad at video games because we’ve actually see him play. And he sucks.

I remember chris would often get most of the achievements on PS4 except for the 'play with a friend' ones.

THATS OUR CHRIS!

It’s kinda weird considering how often he passes out his friendscodes, etc.

But not really, considering what Chris is like. He’s not really capable of friendship and playing with other players doesn’t interest him.

He’s interested in having an audience, which is where all those friendcodes and Miinumbers get passed out.

Look no further than Pokemon Go: A social game designed to make people get together.

Chris? He just cobbles up a board with 3 phones, so he can do raids by himself, and thinks he’s being clever.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Tetris 99, the one that Chris plays on the Switch, is a multiplayer game and doesn't have difficulty levels. You play against 98 other players and the one that lasts until the end wins. It's incredibly hard to win a match, not just for Chris, but in general.
Also do we even know at what level is he capable of playing video games? It's assumed that he must be bad at them because he's tarded, but that might not necessarily be the case.

I remembered a while back, some dude posted on Chris's reddit page, claiming that he thinks he beat chris at tetris 99. Chris came at 2nd place, so he is definitely not bad.

 

[Tikbalang]

I remember chris would often get most of the achievements on PS4 except for the 'play with a friend' ones.

Can he do that while playing souls games?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I remembered a while back, some dude posted on Chris's reddit page, claiming that he thinks he beat chris at tetris 99. Chris came at 2nd place, so he is definitely not bad.
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After practicing for God knows how many years>?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Someone sent me these DMs between Chris and orbiter Megameh (who was trying to launch a Sonichu reboot comic but he kept ignoring her).

The first cap gives a look into Chris's facial blindness issue (this is what Megameh looks like), and the second cap is about Chris saying he didn't reply because he was too busy trying to initiate the Merge.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Someone sent me these DMs between Chris and orbiter Megameh (who was trying to launch a Sonichu reboot comic but he kept ignoring her).

The first cap gives a look into Chris's facial blindness issue (this is what Megameh looks like), and the second cap is about Chris saying he didn't reply because he was too busy trying to initiate the Merge.

"trying to initiate the merge" ah, you mean he was playing vidya games.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"trying to initiate the merge" ah, you mean he was playing vidya games.

He was trying to initiate the merge alright

 

[Fapcop]

He was trying to initiate the merge alright

“Following the fated events” = Shitting himself/playing Tetris with CNN running in the background.

He’s not entirely wrong about her looking like CWC btw. She has an uncanny resemblance to a female Chris-Chan.

Or just has a generic autism face.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

“Following the fated events” = Shitting himself/playing Tetris with CNN running in the background.

He’s not entirely wrong about her looking like CWC btw. She has an uncanny resemblance to a female Chris-Chan.

Or just has a generic autism face.

I don't think they look anything alike. Chris is just autistic and desperate to look like a woman, which will never happen.

 

[Lad3004]

I don't think they look anything alike. Chris is just autistic and desperate to look like a woman, which will never happen.

Are you saying our CPU goddess isn't the epitome of female beauty?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Unknown if this is already reported...but Chris has a brony dating website account.

Member's profile | BronyMate - My Little Pony Fans Brony Dating Site

Brony Dating Site

www.bronymate.com

You need an account to view profiles, but they're free so I made a burner just to check it out.

Looks like this dates back to 2017 based on when he uploaded that photo.

EDIT: When did the CPU bullshit start, exactly? Because he's ALL ABOUT that these days but its curiously absent from this bio.

 

[2007 Ford Five Hundred]

Unknown if this is already reported...but Chris has a brony dating website account.

Member's profile | BronyMate - My Little Pony Fans Brony Dating Site

Brony Dating Site

www.bronymate.com

You need an account to view profiles, but they're free so I made a burner just to check it out.

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Looks like this dates back to 2017 based on when he uploaded that photo.
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EDIT: When did the CPU bullshit start, exactly? Because he's ALL ABOUT that these days but its curiously absent from this bio.

The BronyMate account's been known about for a while now, as the CWCki page for it dates back to August 29 2017, a mere 2 days after the account was created. Seeing as the CWCki's transcription is identical to your screenshot, I find it unlikely that ever updated it following its creation. (Apart from his age, though that field might have required him to enter his birthday, which explains why it's changed)

About Chris's CPU godhood delusions, I think those only started around November 2017 during the Idea Guy saga. Since that didn't start until after the account was created, it's safe to say that Chris did not have said delusions when he made the account.

 

[Optimus Prime]

The BronyMate account's been known about for a while now, as the CWCki page for it dates back to August 29 2017, a mere 2 days after the account was created. Seeing as the CWCki's transcription is identical to your screenshot, I find it unlikely that ever updated it following its creation. (Apart from his age, though that field might have required him to enter his birthday, which explains why it's changed)

About Chris's CPU godhood delusions, I think those only started around November 2017 during the Idea Guy saga. Since that didn't start until after the account was created, it's safe to say that Chris did not have said delusions when he made the account.

Ah, I must have missed it having been found out as August 2017 was not exactly a good month for me, so following the antics of OPL was not high on my priorities at the time.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Unknown if this is already reported...but Chris has a brony dating website account.

Member's profile | BronyMate - My Little Pony Fans Brony Dating Site

Brony Dating Site

www.bronymate.com

You need an account to view profiles, but they're free so I made a burner just to check it out.

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Looks like this dates back to 2017 based on when he uploaded that photo.
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EDIT: When did the CPU bullshit start, exactly? Because he's ALL ABOUT that these days but its curiously absent from this bio.

"good-looking woman" Chris creating a dating profile is like a fat woman wearing a bikini. It serves no purpose but to make others laugh.

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Chris replied to a new attention whore who goes by Chu Chu (SonichuArt) over the height of sonichu on a drawing she superimposed on a photo.

Archived tweet: http://archive.today/ZZpbB

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Chris replied to a new attention whore who goes by Chu Chu (SonichuArt) over the height of sonichu on a drawing she superimposed on a photo.
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Archived tweet: http://archive.md/ZZpbB

Living proof that all e-girls are secretly autistic?