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It's funny-cute unless it's among which: Julay, Show Barb, Get a job.
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There are news say that there's a correlation between Wu Flu and depression
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Chris reminisces over his time with Joseph draft director of Christian versus the Internet, the footage of which was destroyed in a histrionic Act by Joseph @Bombsaway who face doxed himself once the "stress" of white knighting Chris got to him. Plus he realized a group of YouTubers wanted to chop up his doc and frame me as Johan a Chris troll.
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He finally fucked off and respected Megan's wishes to be left out of the cwc-sphere.
This nigger thought he was going to premiere his documentary at movie night.
In fairness his friend who shilled the kickstarter or gofundme here on kiwi farm's was a complete sped.

 
I don't think it's possible to want to create a CWC documentary and not be a raging autist
Apart from GenoSamuel of course...ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵃ ᶠᵃʳ ˡᵉˢˢᵉʳ ᵉˣᵗᵉⁿᵗ ᴳᶦᵇᶦ
But that's more just documenting and keeping at arms length rather than desperately trying to be the Werner Herzog of Cows...

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Wow it had "genuine contracts and business contacts and everything", and if it had the endorsement of Chris Chan "herself" behind it it must have been good... Having serious Mr. Miyamoto flashbacks...
Was, was Chris paid for being in it and would he have been entitled to the potential residuals?
Yeah keep throwing Megan under the bus Chris, that's worked out so well for you in the past...
"Schedule"? Please "Sonichu", elaborate on what that could possibly entail...
So much to unpack...

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Ladies/Rosechus and Gentlemen/Sonichus of all teenagers, may I present for your annoyance, Ben Saint, King of the Weens...
 
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Apart from GenoSamuel of course...ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵃ ᶠᵃʳ ˡᵉˢˢᵉʳ ᵉˣᵗᵉⁿᵗ ᴳᶦᵇᶦ
But that's more just documenting CWC and keeping at arms length rather than desperately trying to be the Ken Burns of Cows...

Wow it had "genuine contracts and business contacts and everything", and if it had the endorsement of Chris Chan "herself" behind it it must have been good... Having serious Mr. Miyamoto flashbacks...
Was, was he payed for being in it and would he have been entitled to the potential residuals?
Yeah keep throwing Megan under the bus Chris, that's worked out so well for you in the past...
"Schedule"? Please "Sonichu", elaborate on what that could possibly entail...
So much to unpack...

Ladies/Rosechus and Gentlemen/Sonichus, may I present for your annoyance, Ben Saint, King of the Weens...
Nothing but Chris still blabbering on in his word salad while trying to pass the blame for all the fucked up shit in his life to trolls and haters aka people trying to get him to knock it off with being an idiot.
 

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Apart from GenoSamuel of course...ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵃ ᶠᵃʳ ˡᵉˢˢᵉʳ ᵉˣᵗᵉⁿᵗ ᴳᶦᵇᶦ
But that's more just documenting and keeping at arms length rather than desperately trying to be the Werner Herzog of Cows...

Wow it had "genuine contracts and business contacts and everything", and if it had the endorsement of Chris Chan "herself" behind it it must have been good... Having serious Mr. Miyamoto flashbacks...
Was, was he paid for being in it and would he have been entitled to the potential residuals?
Yeah keep throwing Megan under the bus Chris, that's worked out so well for you in the past...
"Schedule"? Please "Sonichu", elaborate on what that could possibly entail...
So much to unpack...

Ladies/Rosechus and Gentlemen/Sonichus of all teenagers, may I present for your annoyance, Ben Saint, King of the Weens...
Ben and his beta timeline.
 
The Ugandan Sonichu Op is autistic.

It's only a matter of time until geno troons out, I'm convinced of it. Check the video's and pictures of geno I posted. Wait here it is.


Christ... I guess when you spend that much time chronicling every moment of Chris's life it's bound to permanently fuck you up mentally.
 
Autist vs. Artist vol.842
"Sonichu" taking umbridge at someone on Twitter's depiction/interpretation of him and his friends, again...
Ah the many many implications...

The shear amount of mental gymnastics required just to say "I don't want to fuck my OCs/children/siblings"
Chris, maybe if you didn't hypersexualize everything in the first place you wouldn't look like/be looked at as such a creep...

So correct me if I'm wrong but by the "infallible logic" of "Goddess Chris Chan Sonichu/CPU Blue Heart ⚡💙⚡" "herself "
if someone draws it its happening in another dimension right?
So why then does he "Sonichu" and by extension "she" Christine spend so much time trying to disprove "their own theory" when they have previously stated the contrary that all realities exist simultaneously and therefore everything including these comics are canon...

Lets see
A. He/she's lying
B. Jealousy towards someone with actual talent
C. He/she's delusional/having psychotic episode after psychotic episode
D. Borderline low functioning autism
E. All of the above
F. Who gives a fuck

My vote...
Just make s Helena thread already lol.
Itd mostly be Twitter sperging and odd Photoshops. One or two admissions where Helena says she has sex dreams about chris the arg and do on.

Ben Chimenski of PCP infamy friends with mumkey the furry paedo fucker and digitroon the hentai samurai. What a lovely lot. Best part of Ben Saint is his Chris lecture where he goes against his own advice. Him being a rabid antifa member is the icing on the tard cake.
 
Just make s Helena thread already lol.
Itd mostly be Twitter sperging and odd Photoshops. One or two admissions where Helena says she has sex dreams about chris the arg and do on.

Ben Chimenski of PCP infamy friends with mumkey the furry paedo fucker and digitroon the hentai samurai. What a lovely lot. Best part of Ben Saint is his Chris lecture where he goes against his own advice. Him being a rabid antifa member is the icing on the tard cake.

Didn't Ben Saint bilk Chris and a bunch of other morons out of 12 G's when he ran a kickstarter campaign for a convention in Virginia that was supposed to happen in April back before this covid shit happened?
 
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Didn't Ben Saint bilk Chris and a bunch of other morons out of 12 G's when he ran a kickstarter campaign for a convention in Virginia that was supposed to happen in April back before this covid shit happened?
Yeah lol.
He heavily implied it would be for Chris, went to some of his horse fucker friend's and did the same. But it's all ok he respects pronouns lol.

He's also involved with Steve and Sarah somehow when they dropped the facade of wanting to help Chris.
 
That documentary looked fucking appaling.

The trailer was composed of every stereotypical art-house-cinema trait of pompous fuckery you could conjure up. The classsical piano music, the extreme close ups with no tripod, over-exposed face against the sunlight, miscellaneous no-context quotes slapped over the audio mix. At least art-house cinemas tend to have decent cameras and can keep focus. It looked to me like over an hour of letting Chris ramble on with little-to-no narrative structure, guest staring a confused old woman and a cute nazi who wants nothing to do with it.

No wonder Chris was upset it never got released. It was just a showcase of his excuses.
 
Apart from GenoSamuel of course...ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵃ ᶠᵃʳ ˡᵉˢˢᵉʳ ᵉˣᵗᵉⁿᵗ ᴳᶦᵇᶦ
But that's more just documenting and keeping at arms length rather than desperately trying to be the Werner Herzog of Cows...

Wow it had "genuine contracts and business contacts and everything", and if it had the endorsement of Chris Chan "herself" behind it it must have been good... Having serious Mr. Miyamoto flashbacks...
Was, was Chris paid for being in it and would he have been entitled to the potential residuals?
Yeah keep throwing Megan under the bus Chris, that's worked out so well for you in the past...
"Schedule"? Please "Sonichu", elaborate on what that could possibly entail...
So much to unpack...

Ladies/Rosechus and Gentlemen/Sonichus of all teenagers, may I present for your annoyance, Ben Saint, King of the Weens...
This Ben Saint guy is truly a faggot among faggots, even through his batshit insane ramblings about timelines and prophecies, Chris, a certified imbecile, did genuinely own him.

It gets to the point where I wonder if he has some weirdass humiliation fetish and wanks off to this shit or something, since it's hard to believe someone being so beneath a dunce like Chris.
 
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