Containment Random Chris Updates

If he takes 700mg of Benadryl he can live in the dimension where H.P. Lovecraft's stories take place

Which isn't much but it's a start.
Jesus Christ. Nobody do this. Particularly not Chris who had that episode where he believed, without drugs, that someone's OC attacked him in the shower where he had to defend himself with a conditioner bottle.

I may have... heard some trip reports about such things. Always bad.
 
So, the Merge has happened and where did it put us?

All the way back to the office of Mary Lee Walsh, the day Chris was in there saying he was conveying a message from Sonichu to her and then he got suspended for trying to cursema-whatever on her, complete with psych eval IIRC.

This is Chris's way of simply being able to play pretend whenever the fuck he pleases now, saying the world is now, allegedly, the setting of Who Framed Roger Rabbit with cartoon characters running around.

Honestly I bet there is a non-zero chance this is going to go south very quickly if Barb dies this year and Chris acts as if she's still talking.
 
I just want to see a group of weens (maybe 20 people) just storm 14 BLC and demand for the merge to happen just to see Chris' reaction.
Post-merge, Chris should have a body of a Victoria's Secret model, a castle, and wealth larger than Jeff Bezos's and Scrooge McDuck's.

Right now, he's still overweight and balding, lives in a health hazard zone, and still relying on taxpayers' money.
I am surprised he didn't just push back the date again.

EDIT: Does this mean that the killing of many for it to achieve was now bullshit, holy shit Chris BTFO himself.
So he's on the same level as Jehovah's Witness when it comes to predicting the end times.
Chris is a fucking dumbass if he actually thinks this is fixing anything. This has to be a publicity stunt.
We don't know why he said such thing other than it's coincident that he announced it after the BABSCON 2021 cancellation.
 
WWII never happened in Steven Universe. This also meant that in-universe, the swastika taboo doesn't exist there. This is emphasized in this early animatic.
If WWII never happened, that must mean Britain never had to buckle to American demands for decolonization, and never incurred massive war debts.
It also means that the imperial conferences would have gone ahead without any serious disruptions, allowing for a reunification of the colonies with Britain.
Is the Commonwealth of Nations canon?
 
Chris is a fucking dumbass if he actually thinks this is fixing anything. This has to be a publicity stunt.
The majority of Chris' life was filled with stunts (sagas). If only Borb hadn't fed his ego, Chris wouldn't be acting the way he is now. Unfortunately, there is nothing else going for Chris except for being a sped.
 
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I think if chris gets enough blowback from disappointed waifu aficionados on twitter he might drop this BS
(one can hope)

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So if the merge happened why is covid-19 still a thing? Didn't Chris go back in time to prevent it?

Maybe he realized that actually doing something for others takes effort and decided to just let us lesser beings die, while he shits himself and does nothing fucks his furry harem.
 
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