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AnOminous said:
OTOH the pilot episode of The Lone Gunmen, aired in March of 2001, had as its plot that agents within the U.S. government would remotely hijack a plane and crash it into the World Trade Center in order to blame it on foreign terrorists and start a war for profit. That's certainly an odd coincidence.
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it reminded me of Debt of Honor where a japanese pilot smashes a 747 into congress, killing the president, and 90%+ of the senators. Another eerie pre-prediction. Then there's that infamous simpsons prediction. Then again, was the Mossad just watching The Lone Gunmen when they got their idea? We need to blame the next terrorist attack on Sonichu and tell chris there's military action in Cwcville because a Sonee accidentally flew a Cessna into a Gamestop.
 

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AnOminous said:
OTOH the pilot episode of The Lone Gunmen, aired in March of 2001, had as its plot that agents within the U.S. government would remotely hijack a plane and crash it into the World Trade Center in order to blame it on foreign terrorists and start a war for profit. That's certainly an odd coincidence.
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Pickle Inspector said:
There’s a also Deus Ex (2000) where the twin towers weren‘t in the game because they had been destroyed by a terrorist attack, although the reason they weren’t included was due to memory limitations.

You get other coincidences like the book The Wreck of the Titan: Or, Futility written 16 years before the sinking of the Titanic which is about a British ocean liner called Titan that sinks in the North Atlantic after hitting an iceberg which leads to many passengers dying due to a lack of lifeboats.
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Jules Vern predicted submarines and stuff. Truly inspired fiction tends to contain memories of the future. Creatives tap into humanity’s collective unconscious. Not Chris, though, he’s just a retard.
 
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AnOminous said:
OTOH the pilot episode of The Lone Gunmen, aired in March of 2001, had as its plot that agents within the U.S. government would remotely hijack a plane and crash it into the World Trade Center in order to blame it on foreign terrorists and start a war for profit. That's certainly an odd coincidence.
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There was also Sam Byck, who tried to hijack a plane to fly it into the White House to nix Nixon.
Pickle Inspector said:
You get other coincidences like the book The Wreck of the Titan: Or, Futility written 16 years before the sinking of the Titanic which is about a British ocean liner called Titan that sinks in the North Atlantic after hitting an iceberg which leads to many passengers dying due to a lack of lifeboats.
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Veering off-topic, but have to cram this in: the coincidences in Futility are overrated.

The dimensions line up, yes, but the enormous loss of life is due mostly to the fact that the Titan instantly capsizes after riding up on the berg and losing its center of gravity, a situation in which a lack of lifeboats is somewhat immaterial. That whole book is like a weird combination of temperance novel, evangelical Christian pamphlet, and a claims court transcript.

If you want freaky Titanic coincidence, go for "How the Mail Steamer Went Down in Mid Atlantic by a Survivor," which is more pointed on the lifeboat issue and was written by William Stead, intrepid journalist, bon vivant, and future Titanic victim.
 
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Lame Entropy said:
Free-range Chris is best Chris. He's perfectly capable of being entertaining without fuckheads on here interfering.
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Who are you kidding? Chris hasn't been free-range (or truly entertaining) in years, and its not the fault of people currently on here. The ones that were have been rooted. @Buck Mullet is doing his patriotic duty in trying to get chris banned from another place (one where the actual weens that pull his strings have the most access to him).
 
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Free range Chris was entertaining in his pre-internet infamy days. Back when he was loitering at department stores and the mall and having himself arrested or kicked out of college. But Chris doesn't go outside anymore. There is no free range Chris these days because he spends all his time playing with crystals in his room and RPing on Twitter.
 
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Mr. 0 said:
Who are you kidding? Chris hasn't been free-range (or truly entertaining) in years, and its not the fault of people currently on here. The ones that were have been rooted. @Buck Mullet is doing his patriotic duty in trying to get chris banned from another place (one where the actual weens that pull his strings have the most access to him).
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It’s all been downhill ever since Chris gave up on YouTube (Except if he’s begging) and moved onto Twitter.
 
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Shabobus said:
Free range Chris was entertaining in his pre-internet infamy days. Back when he was loitering at department stores and the mall and having himself arrested or kicked out of college. But Chris doesn't go outside anymore. There is no free range Chris these days because he spends all his time playing with crystals in his room and RPing on Twitter.
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Shit, even after he got made on the internet free range Chris was best, but only when he wasn't on it. Best examples include his adventures in the women's restroom as described in the Jackie emails, getting arrested in 2011 and wishing death on Michael Snyder (that part was online but people only reported it years after the fact, they kept their distance), wishing death on Mimms and his girlfriend, the house fire, Gamestop pepper spray, et al.
 
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Mr. 0 said:
@Buck Mullet is doing his patriotic duty in trying to get chris banned from another place (one where the actual weens that pull his strings have the most access to him).
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In fairness I wasn't trying to get him banned, more that I was curious if Twitter would side with me. What he typed wasn't a "Death to Trump, I'd drive to Florida and do it myself!" level threat, but far more (unintentionally) subtle. I'm on my umpteenth Twitter sock, I was just testing the perimeters of the algorithm for my own interest to see what would trigger at least a warning, which is all I'm sure Chris got. I don't think he even lost privileges to his account for any amount of time, probably just had to delete the tweet. It was so mundane I didn't even archive it, I honestly didn't think he'd receive the slap on the wrist.
 
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Mr. 0 said:
Shit, even after he got made on the internet free range Chris was best, but only when he wasn't on it. Best examples include his adventures in the women's restroom as described in the Jackie emails, getting arrested in 2011 and wishing death on Michael Snyder (that part was online but people only reported it years after the fact, they kept their distance), wishing death on Mimms and his girlfriend, the house fire, Gamestop pepper spray, et al.
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Taintgate was cool too.
 
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Buck Mullet said:
Death to Trump, I'd drive to Florida and do it myself!
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I picture Chris going to Mar-A-Lago wearing a cheap fake tuxedo to infiltrate the property as a wealthy and respected man, his Optimus Prime gun hidden in his pants, hoping to reach and discretly kill Pmurt by whispering "Loser" to his hears while golfing and disguising it as yet another heart problem. And there he goes. The Hitman with an IQ of 47 did it again.
 
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Mr. 0 said:
Shit, even after he got made on the internet free range Chris was best, but only when he wasn't on it. Best examples include his adventures in the women's restroom as described in the Jackie emails, getting arrested in 2011 and wishing death on Michael Snyder (that part was online but people only reported it years after the fact, they kept their distance), wishing death on Mimms and his girlfriend, the house fire, Gamestop pepper spray, et al.
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Yep, the best Chris was when he did it all on his own, but the majority of content has been goaded on
 
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