Containment Random Chris Updates

[A Grey Cat]

He wouldn't be saying that if he took the vaccine. I'm assuming he didn't believe in the virus and Barb had guilt trip Chris into taking it. I'm also assuming he still takes pills, like valium. Surpised he hasn't developed an addiction (just to sugar).

who the fuck takes valium for anxiety/depression in 2021? He may as well be taking Quaaludes while he's at it.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

who the fuck takes valium for anxiety/depression in 2021? He may as well be taking Quaaludes while he's at it.

Or taking Nardil.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

who the fuck takes valium for anxiety/depression in 2021? He may as well be taking Quaaludes while he's at it.

It's been about 5 years since Chris took it. Last time was when his church gave him stress due to the horn fiasco. Given his impulsiveness, I'm surprised Chris wasn't hooked on it, even MJ when he smoked for the first time.

 

[Tikbalang]

Give us an interpretation, please.

Spoiler: You ask for it

Choose between still or get pucked
Regardless, you're really fucked.

I'm assuming he didn't believe in the virus and Barb had guilt trip Chris into taking it. I'm also assuming he still takes pills, like valium. Surpised he hasn't developed an addiction (just to sugar).

He did believe the virus exist, not as a threat to his and barb's personal health but as an obstacle to the Babscon's availability.

 

[tyrannosaurus_chex]

what pisses me off most in the second one, that condescending way he talks like "i don't need sanity pills, i already took vitamins and sugar so begone peasant go do your thing and take your own worthless medicine." I dare him to try talking like a pompus arrogant ass to people when he finally does go homeless or at least in need of help from his white knights/enabler.

I'm worried Chris is going to mouth off to the wrong person one day, believing he's untouchable like he does, and it will end very badly. He won't have his white knights or tranny shield to protect him, either, and he'll be lucky to escape with just getting his ass kicked.

 

[Tikbalang]

Not much an update, just to spice things up.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Not much an update, just to spice things up.
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I can't fucking stand that Chris acts as if others are responsible for his behavior that's like saying a rape victim is responsible for their attacker's behavior.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

I can't fucking stand that Chris acts as if others are responsible for his behavior that's like saying a rape victim is responsible for their attacker's behavior.

It’s a common trait for autistic losers like Chris. They always blame someone else for their bullshit.

 

[Basketball Jones]

>claims he “psychically” knows this guy was in league with Da Trollz
>be psychic
>didn’t predict he was being “set-up/trolled”
>didn’t predict he should check his Facebook
>didn’t predict being kicked out for mackin’ on mens
>but he’s psychic
>blames coordinator

…okay, so which one is it Chris? Can you see the future or not? And if you can see the future then everything is STILL your fault because you ignored your own vision. Even following your own delusion, you still are the one to blame

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I can't fucking stand that Chris acts as if others are responsible for his behavior that's like saying a rape victim is responsible for their attacker's behavior.

Hopefully the pony convention hears about Chris’s nonchalant attitude to sexual harassment and decide to preemptively ban him.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Hopefully the pony convention hears about Chris’s nonchalant attitude to sexual harassment and decide to preemptively ban him.

Didn’t Chris also admit he’s also a furry recently?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris: "how was I supposed to know kissing random guys was bad? If I was a guy I'd love to be kissed by a beautiful, svelt female soul like me! All women should be able to do that!"

Chris using the female gender as a free pass. Of course he had to learn of this from TV.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Didn’t Chris also admit he’s also a furry recently?

He admitted that years ago.

 

[BScCollateral]

I'm worried Chris is going to mouth off to the wrong person one day, believing he's untouchable like he does, and it will end very badly.

I'd bet against that. Remember when Terry Davis called someone a nigger, and after a brief talk the guy realized there was something seriously wrong with Davis and shrugged it off? That's a lot more likely.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Chris: "how was I supposed to know kissing random guys was bad? If I was a guy I'd love to be kissed by a beautiful, svelt female soul like me! All women should be able to do that!"

Yknow for all of Chris' biggest SJW leanings the fact he doesnt see what he did could constitute as sexual harassment / assault in some places, then again, I doubt Chris would see 90% of the shitty things hes done as bad.

I'm worried Chris is going to mouth off to the wrong person one day, believing he's untouchable like he does, and it will end very badly. He won't have his white knights or tranny shield to protect him, either, and he'll be lucky to escape with just getting his ass kicked.

Given his track record and his tendency to literally not leave his house unless he has to, it may never happen, but I think if something like Gamestop or the GamePlace incident were to ever occur again, Chris would no longer get off on his Autism since he not only has a rap sheet but also evidence that he has violent tendencies. So beaten up? Maybe not. Thrown in Jail? More likely than you think!

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

To me, that looks like a case of historical revisionism. Chris has always distorted facts. To satisfy his delusional fantasies. To gaslight people into believing he's blameless. To shift the blame on others.

Exactly. Chris was advised in person by one of the con-runners to lay off of the groping. The same con-runner later messaged him on Facebook as he says, but he conveniently omits to mention that he'd been taken discreetly aside and gently advised to knock it off. According to the con-runners, he was warned 'multiple times'. Now, maybe they were exaggerating, but in terms of Truth? Pitted against an habitual liar like Chris, I know whose account I'm more inclined to believe.

 

[Tikbalang]

Pitted against an habitual liar like Chris, I know whose account I'm more inclined to believe.

Why doesn't anyone believe me? We're Christorians. Other people's accounts before yours.

Chris using the female gender as a free pass. Of course he had to learn of this from TV.

He has a lot of pass at his disposal: Woman, Trans, Autism, Dependent, Retarded, Bisexual.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

He admitted that years ago.

I would imagine the shitshow he’d start with Midwest Furfest people if he goes.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I can't fucking stand that Chris acts as if others are responsible for his behavior that's like saying a rape victim is responsible for their attacker's behavior.

Chris thinks he's perfect. A paragon of humanity.
to admit any fault would mean that he's not perfect, and chris can't do that.
Even if he did, he's still be claiming he's a goddess and not a fat manchild living in a crumbling, moldy house with an equally crumbling, moldy parent.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is acting like he's Shania in "That don't impress me much". I bet he thinks like Shiana Twain, he's telling off all them menzes who are trying to impress him and get him into bed.