Containment Random Chris Updates

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My god, no. Chris has Jesus out here looking like Sholonda Dikes from American Dad. Last supper, it looks like these characters are on their lass chromosomes. Look at those feet. Sorry, Chris, but Jesus didn't have an asymmetrical face, advanced heart failure, and a webbed neck.
I am honestly surprised Chris didn't put himself in as Jesus
"Your TRUE and HONEST Goddess"
 
"Lacking in detail"...dis nigga serious? When half of Chris' shitty comics are walls of text or little expositional blurbs describing what's going on because "show, don't tell" and drawing what's happening is just too fucking hard...where the fuck does Chris get off criticizing someone else for "lacking detail"? Get the fuck outta town with that shit.
 
"Lacking in detail"...dis nigga serious? When half of Chris' shitty comics are walls of text or little expositional blurbs describing what's going on because "show, don't tell" and drawing what's happening is just too fucking hard...where the fuck does Chris get off criticizing someone else for "lacking detail"? Get the fuck outta town with that shit.
I mean it's Chris. He's a retard. Look at all the artwork he puts down on Twitter. The big troon actually believes he's some world-renowned artist interdimensional god with millions billions of fans.
 
Chris's own idea for an "adult Chronicles" game which may have been according to the lard ass his life after finally defeating the jerkops, Mary Lee Walsh and all his other enemies of the time.
Which does beg the question: if the proposed game began after he'd defeated his enemies, then what would it be about? Would Alexander weep because he could see no more worlds to conquer?

Or would he just shit himself and do nothing?
 
"It doesn't make me look like a muscled he-man or a svlet woman. Do better. Make me look like a goddess pedofork troll who's doing this for free."
The fucking entitlement on display...

The first level boss should be the anthropomorphism of a shower, which chris defeats, then sighs 'another day where I can just spray myself with axe.'
 
"It doesn't make me look like a muscled he-man or a svlet woman. Do better. Make me look like a goddess pedofork troll who's doing this for free."
The fucking entitlement on display...

The first level boss should be the anthropomorphism of a shower, which chris defeats, then sighs 'another day where I can just spray myself with axe.'
First boss should be Roach the baby sitter.
Second, the multiple teachers and principals that held Chris down and recorded his autistic screeching.
Third, God bear quest which decides what path you go down ala Fable. If you cannot please the overlord you shall forever be named Mr Poopy Head Weston Chandler instead of Christian.
 
Nice to see a beautiful interpretation of classical art from Chris.
But..

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Our boi here doesn't look too pleased
 
'Sup. Wasn't planning on posting until I was close to releasing a build of the game, but if you guys want I'll post dev updates here again.
Chris has since been invited onto the project as a script writer/artist.
If Chris is a writer for it I don’t see it being very good.
The offer was to have him create art for low sanity battles in the game and write dialogue for his character at low sanity + voice recording. Not full creative control. Considering his lack of response and view on the game itself, it's probably not gonna happen.
 
'Sup. Wasn't planning on posting until I was close to releasing a build of the game, but if you guys want I'll post dev updates here again.


The offer was to have him create art for low sanity battles in the game and write dialogue for his character at low sanity + voice recording. Not full creative control. Considering his lack of response and view on the game itself, it's probably not gonna happen.
Definitely glad to see you’re still at it.

Chris writing/doing art/voice acting for low sanity might actually be pretty entertaining. Sorry for the misunderstanding on my end but the context you’re framing it in wasn’t given, it was just “He’s a writer for it now”.
 
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