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He’s mad Trump is taller than him and makes a post about it half a year after he’s out of the presidency. This is fucking stupid, and I’d say that even if I didn’t vote for Trump.
As much as Chris hated Trump, he'd be more than happy to draw his least favorite person for money. Chris has no principles, and that shouldn't come as a surprise as he has no shame. If we were going by SJW "rules", they'd cancel/disavow Chris for doing that.
 
...And he made him YUGE!
I bet if you asked Chris to name something he didn't like about Trump, he'd spend a full 15 minutes on tranny Facebook pages looking for a meme to use as his answer. Does he even remember why he voted for Hillary? Or who she is?
His reason is: "We've had enough gross male presidents and America needs a Woman's Touch!"
 
His reason is: "We've had enough gross male presidents and America needs a Woman's Touch!"
Oh I know lol, but after the Idea Guy Hyperdimension shit and his current Twitter delusions, I'm willing to bet his explanation would be 20 minutes of incoherent rambling about how Trump is a magical Atari demigod or something.
 
How did Trump's presidency negatively impact Chris's life in any way? Was Chris planning joining the Marines or something? Did Chris still receive his TardBucks like clockwork? Yup. Trump didn't stop that. Was he prevented from being a Tranny Lez Pony Godes of a decades outdated home computer? Nope.
 
I guarantee you, if Trump told him, "You're fired, and we're taking back your measly welfare check. I spend 5 times that tipping my doorman, you pathetic transvestite ". Chris would start crying, shit himself, and try to hide underneath someone's car like a scared animal.
 
How did Trump's presidency negatively impact Chris's life in any way? Was Chris planning joining the Marines or something? Did Chris still receive his TardBucks like clockwork? Yup. Trump didn't stop that. Was he prevented from being a Tranny Lez Pony Godes of a decades outdated home computer? Nope.
It was HER TURN!!!

But really though I doubt you’d get anything more than half remembered CNN quotes about Trump if you asked Chris why he doesn’t like Trump.
 
His reason is: "We've had enough gross male presidents and America needs a Woman's Touch!"

It was HER TURN!!!

But really though I doubt you’d get anything more than half remembered CNN quotes about Trump if you asked Chris why he doesn’t like Trump.
Is Chris even aware there's a female VP? He didn't draw anything regarding that.
 
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It was HER TURN!!!

But really though I doubt you’d get anything more than half remembered CNN quotes about Trump if you asked Chris why he doesn’t like Trump.
The most important thing I've learned about Chris is that Chris only cares about Chris. If he wasn't cosplaying as Ursula from the Little Mermaid then he wouldn't really give a shit about the LGBTQ community or the impact politicians have on their rights. Border crisis? The last Mexican Chris interacted with on a regular basis catfished him and made Chris buy him dinner at Cuntry Cookin'. And I think he's smart enough to keep his mouth shut about other shit going on like the George Floyd murder given his liberal use of the "N" word in the past. So again, zero impact on the most important thing in Chris's life. Chris. Shit, Chris even got a stimmy from Trump so he could buy an iPad. I think that Chris benefited from Trump's presidency more than he knows.
 
Chris didn’t like Trump because a bunch of Leabians were criticizing him that he followed on Facebook. The “Woman’s Touch” statement almost certainly came from one of them and he likely ran it by Barb and she agreed haphazardly. Chris doesn’t really have strong individual opinions beyond what feels good and what entertains him. He might have some vague notion about equality but it still is ultimately more for his own benefit and not the greater good of society.
 
Chris didn’t like Trump because a bunch of Leabians were criticizing him that he followed on Facebook. The “Woman’s Touch” statement almost certainly came from one of them and he likely ran it by Barb and she agreed haphazardly. Chris doesn’t really have strong individual opinions beyond what feels good and what entertains him. He might have some vague notion about equality but it still is ultimately more for his own benefit and not the greater good of society.
Chris Views on Equality: All women have an equal right to show him their breasts...except the brown ones, fat ones, and retarded ones.
 
Chris didn’t like Trump because a bunch of Leabians were criticizing him that he followed on Facebook. The “Woman’s Touch” statement almost certainly came from one of them and he likely ran it by Barb and she agreed haphazardly. Chris doesn’t really have strong individual opinions beyond what feels good and what entertains him. He might have some vague notion about equality but it still is ultimately more for his own benefit and not the greater good of society.
Chris' opinions are formed entirely by cartoons and people he follows on social media 100%, regarding everything. I'm sure in the past Bob had an influence on him because he was legitimately the only real person chris interacted with and spent time with on a daily basis. So chris would parrot any values and opinions bob would share when they were out eating shit diner trash and fast food. After bob was eaten by barb bugs, and barb is suffering from dementia, he parrots what he sees on twitter timelines of tards/content creators/troons he follows and cartoons/youtube. I mean even his entire escape fantasy coping mechanism isn't even original, it's just a jumble of cartoon lore and plot lines.
 
He drew trump.
It's funny how he -sometimes- gets all autistic about doing shit at proper scale. Key word here "sometimes", because just the drawing before this one fucked scale (and every other artistic guideline you can think of) right in the ass with the Chus being three stories tall compared to the midget bouncers in the foreground. Not to mention all his "art" being full of shit like this everywhere you look.

I can't be arsed to look for it among all his crayola-vomit, but he once even wrote on a Sonichu panel "(Scale mistake, my bad)", instead of, you know, fucking correcting it (funnily enough, it was about the relative height of some she-sonichus on the panel, in his autistic head one would have been taller or something like that... something nobody but him would have actually noticed in the history of ever).
 
Did Chris still receive his TardBucks like clockwork?
Indeed he did, and does. And that mean ol' Pmurt even gave him a sizeable, not-to-be-reclaimed bonus or two so he could buy technology that he used once before whining about how hard it is and giving up on it. That Pmurt, eh? What an absolute cunt.

Just accept the obvious - breath it in, if you will. If Trump had been a woman (preferably a setsy one), Chris would have been her most loyal follower, regardless of how many other minorities or vulnerable people she fucked over. Because WOMAN.
 
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