Containment Random Chris Updates

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

If his Twitter or Youtube channel go down, I'm expecting a huge spergout if he ever gets released from prison. If he even goes to one and not just straight to a ward. If he goes to prison then most likely all Chris updates will cease unless there's someway to keep an eye on Chris while he's inside the slammer (which I doubt), but that means he'll eventually return in a few years assuming he's not shanked

If he goes to a ward he might get access to the Internet here and there if he's on good behavior, but that means he most likely won't be coming out of there anytime soon.

It's a matter of paying one of the prisoners in noodle packets to give regular Chris updates from inside. Likewise if he gets institutionalized there is no way an orderly wouldn't want to talk about the weirdo.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What's with that fucking stare? It's disturbing.

she looks like a balloon 5 days after a birthday party. just barely floating, nearly empty.

I think we may know the answer as to why now.

An answer that is far more disturbing.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He just posted this on his twitter. He said he was 16 at the time. Chris is gross

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

He just posted this on his twitter. He said he was 16 at the time. Chris is gross

Don't know who this little faggot is but I wish Chris raped him instead of Barb

 

[Retarded INTP]

I wonder what the faggots behind "Praetor" are up to after this shit. Their entire retarded business was based on Chris being retarded and well known. And they were making money out of it thanks to weens and other retards. Now, how do you react when you're like 18 and find out that your money printer has been raping its mother for weeks ?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I wish we could get updates inside the jail. Has Chris realized he isn’t getting out and that no one’s coming to help him?
Has reality sunk in yet?
He’s never going to see Barb again, the house, the toys, the pets, even the tugboat won’t pay out until he gets out and reapplies.

 

[Screaming Mascara]

I wish we could get updates inside the jail.

Am i the only one who believes it wouldn't be far fetched to learn that someone from the local law enforcement was farmer, or at least a christorian?

 

[Glowie]

If his Twitter or Youtube channel go down, I'm expecting a huge spergout if he ever gets released from prison. If he even goes to one and not just straight to a ward. If he goes to prison then most likely all Chris updates will cease unless there's someway to keep an eye on Chris while he's inside the slammer (which I doubt), but that means he'll eventually return in a few years assuming he's not shanked

If he goes to a ward he might get access to the Internet here and there if he's on good behavior, but that means he most likely won't be coming out of there anytime soon.

Chris and good behavior? if he given the chance he'd start preaching about the merge and how everyone is reincarnated, mind you many in patients are on suicide watch and would start banging their heads against hard objects or get even more delusional. If Chris isn't kept on tranquilizers his outbursts of anger against anyone who dares to criticize him or make fun of him. Now Chris can't hide behind filters, white knights or closed comment some equally autistic or sociopath will blurt out lines like : "If you are a, why you're here instead of other dimensions"

Kind reminder that ordelies consider shouting and screaming hostile behavior. Bigm men in white shirts would be all too eager to pin down Chris and give his fat ass a healthy dose of barbiturates.

Point of good behavior in asylum are that patients Willingly let go of their delusions, autistic or not. Chris can't even differentiate fantasy and reality.

Other scenarios would be tard rage about G5 pony fuck. Keep in mind most asylums have IQ of literal toddlers and get to watch cartoons in their own playpen.
Another fit of rage is a big nono.

Only way to keep Chris on good behavior is keep him medicated and separate from other inpatients and media. I'm just basing this on Chris' behavior before his arrest

 

[King Kiwi]

I'll make two predictions:
1. Whatever else happens, Chris and Barb will never again live under the same roof.
2. Within a few days, as is his pattern, Chris will go on social media to defend his behavior. The words "I did not rape Barbara" will be used. The words "Sonic's arms are not blue" will not be used.

I don't think Chris is going to be getting online for quite some time.

Besides, Chris doesn't seem to be taking it very hard.

 

[superthermite]

Besides, Chris doesn't seem to be taking it very hard.

He was in good spirits during his arrest, but he also seems to think the merge is going to save him, or otherwise be bailed out somehow. I don't think the reality of the situation has hit him yet.

It's a matter of paying one of the prisoners in noodle packets to give regular Chris updates from inside. Likewise if he gets institutionalized there is no way an orderly wouldn't want to talk about the weirdo.

Someone's going to have to make the ultimate sacrifice: troon out and commit some felonies so they can get locked in with chris and provide updates. JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

 

[Retarded INTP]

Am i the only one who believes it wouldn't be far fetched to learn that someone from the local law enforcement was farmer, or at least a christorian?

This would be one of the less surprining facts among all the bullshit that is currently going on.

 

[King Kiwi]

He was in good spirits during his arrest, but he also seems to think the merge is going to save him, or otherwise be bailed out somehow. I don't think the reality of the situation has hit him yet.

I feel like maybe that he's just at peace with himself and he knew he was going to be in quite a bit of trouble.

Pretty sure he doesn't understand exactly how bad but once you've done what he's done the only thing that's left really is murder right?

 

[Tikbalang]

Getting Random Chris updates these day would come from penpal letters and recorded phone calls. Rarely, if a staff gives insider information.

 

[Retarded INTP]

I feel like maybe that he's just at peace with himself and he knew he was going to be in quite a bit of trouble.

After watching the mugshot and the arrest again and having slept on it, I wonder if his behavior wasn't actually confidence but relief. He had sex. He was extremely enjoying the fucked up part of the whole affair according to his giddy messages to Null. He's in jail ? Whatever, he was already locked inside his own house anyway. Maybe in his mind, he's now free from the hoard, the responsabilities, the debts, the post-Barb era, the feral dogs, the HATERS on Twitter questionning his bullshit. He's even free from his own bullshit. He's safe, sealed away in a clean healthy space, monitored by peoples, fed, and free to dream about his delusions. Rate me optimautistic.

 

[break these cuffs]

Getting Random Chris updates these day would come from penpal letters and recorded phone calls. Rarely, if a staff gives insider information.

Corrections staff are the way almost all the drugs, cell phones, and other contraband make it into prison. If weens were smart they'd just pay some CO to give them regular updates. The CO/prison staff could just make shit up if they wanted to. That's a lot less risky than smuggling heron in for an extra pay day.

 

[AnOminous]

He’s never going to see Barb again, the house, the toys, the pets, even the tugboat won’t pay out until he gets out and reapplies.

His tard bucks will be suspended while he is behind bars but unless it's a year or over they don't get revoked. If he does get out and reapplies, the factual evidence in his current claim is still evidence, so he will likely still be considered to be disabled. And then there's the new evidence that he is literally so insane he fucked his mom.

 

[Tears for T]

After watching the mugshot and the arrest again and having slept on it, I wonder if his behavior wasn't actually confidence but relief. He had sex. He was extremely enjoying the fucked up part of the whole affair according to his giddy messages to Null. He's in jail ? Whatever, he was already locked inside his own house anyway. Maybe in his mind, he's now free from the hoard, the responsabilities, the debts, the post-Barb era, the feral dogs, the HATERS on Twitter questionning his bullshit. He's even free from his own bullshit. He's safe, sealed away in a clean healthy space, monitored by peoples, fed, and free to dream about his delusions. Rate me optimautistic.

He made his own safe space.

 

[Lancelout]

His tard bucks will be suspended while he is behind bars but unless it's a year or over they don't get revoked. If he does get out and reapplies, the factual evidence in his current claim is still evidence, so he will likely still be considered to be disabled. And then there's the new evidence that he is literally so insane he fucked his mom.

Would it already be suspended ? He technically hasnt been convicted of any crime. He is simply at a regional lockup. Id wonder if they would even know anything yet

 

[AnOminous]

Would it already be suspended ? He technically hasnt been convicted of any crime. He is simply at a regional lockup. Id wonder if they would even know anything yet

You're not entitled to SSDI benefits while behind bars, because the government is already providing for all your needs.

 

[Paige Matheson]

Does Chris have any pets still living?
If so, who is caring for them if his mom is in the hospital or wherever and he’s in jail?
Sorry if this has been asked and answered, there is so much going on I didn’t know where to ask or look.