Containment Random Chris Updates

[Tikbalang]

Corrections staff are the way almost all the drugs, cell phones, and other contraband make it into prison. If weens were smart they'd just pay some CO to give them regular updates. The CO/prison staff could just make shit up if they wanted to. That's a lot less risky than smuggling heron in for an extra pay day.

Not necessarily have to smuggle a cellphone, just talking through landline. If only there's a christorian warden.

 

[A Grey Cat]

His best bet assuming he goes to prison would be to connect with a penpall who'll take his letter and post them to social media till he's out. Dr king had letters from the birmingham jail Chris will have the letters from the Virginia state prison

 

[HippieCrackUser]

Chris is most likely being sent to a female's prison. Blue is the new Black.
Source.
Another source.

did u just use paul joseph watson as a source?

bro...

 

[mario if smoke weed]

did u just use paul joseph watson as a source?

bro...

I don't know much about him, just that he isn't a leftie and he says "soy boy" really funny so I thought he wouldn't be pulling things out of his ass.
Now that I know, I say fuck that stupid Anglo.

 

[Rioh]

One thing I’ve heard though is that those PC wings are becoming just as bad as gen pop. You don’t just put a bunch of creepy, predatory sexual deviants in together and expect them to creat a peaceful chomo utopia. Chris could still get fucked up regularly, it’ll just be for his naturally irritating personality.

They are going to cut the unclit back open and fuck him to death

 

[Genetically Modified Fuck]

I don't know much about him, just that he isn't a leftie and he says "soy boy" really funny so I thought he wouldn't be pulling things out of his ass.
Now that I know, I say fuck that stupid Anglo.

Congratulations on running with news media that agrees with your fucking stupid world view, completely uncritically and then revealing that fact on the internet for everyone to see.

But yeah, fucking stupid anglo.

 

[Tits Warrior]

They are going to cut the unclit back open and fuck him to death

A little romance can go a long, long way!!! Chris chan don't be afraid

 

[Eugene90]

I was off from Chris for a good while, and this is what I walked back into.

Congratulations, Chris. I didn't know you would be deranged enough to fuck your mom, but time and time you never cease to astound with your insanity.

 

[ogmudbone]

He was in good spirits during his arrest, but he also seems to think the merge is going to save him, or otherwise be bailed out somehow. I don't think the reality of the situation has hit him yet.


Someone's going to have to make the ultimate sacrifice: troon out and commit some felonies so they can get locked in with chris and provide updates. JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Or you know apply to work at wherever he is housed.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Or you know apply to work at wherever he is housed.

Or dox yourself by writing him letters in prison.

 

[ogmudbone]

Or dox yourself by writing him letters in prison.

You say that like its happened before

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

It has been explained to me by several people that Chris played a significant role in the creation and history of Kiwifarms. I really didn't know that he was such a major character, hence my question why he had such a celebrity status on this board compared to other lolcows. Thanks to those who took the time and the effort pointing this out to me and also teaching me about the origins of Kiwifarms.

You're asking why discussing Chris Chan is popular on the Chris Chan board?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

They’re making Berserk memes out of Chris, now.

It just doesn’t stop.

 

[Emma Millstein]

They are going to cut the unclit back open and fuck him to death

Oh god. I forgot about the unclit. Did Chris still have it? If so he or...heaven forbid someone at the prison would have had to remove it.

 

[HippieCrackUser]

UPDATE: THE COURT DATE IS NOW SEPTEMBER SIXTEENTH

Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge

A Greene County woman, who was arrested and charged last weekend in connection to a possible sex crime against a family member, was in Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations

dailyprogress.com

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

coppercab the loser ginger actor just made a video about chris and they had an interview years ago.

 

[AnOminous]

UPDATE: THE COURT DATE IS NOW SEPTEMBER SIXTEENTH

Well, that's over 30 days, so his next tard bucks are his last. Assuming the last he got wasn't, I'm not sure on the exact dates. Boy he's going to be pissed when he figures out.

 

[Josterman]

Well, that's over 30 days, so his next tard bucks are his last. Assuming the last he got wasn't, I'm not sure on the exact dates. Boy he's going to be pissed when he figures out.

Is someone going to attend it like last time

 

[Eugene90]

Heilberg told the court he would be asking for evaluations of Chandler, who interrupted by stomping her feet and saying loudly that she needed “to get everything back home.” She then said loudly, “I won’t feel safe proceeding until” she gets the items back.

What a fucking baby. You're in a court for fuck's sake.

But I guess you need your toys and junk to form a safe space of some sort to cope, don't you Chris?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Heilberg told the court he would be asking for evaluations of Chandler, who interrupted by stomping her feet and saying loudly that she needed “to get everything back home.” She then said loudly, “I won’t feel safe proceeding until” she gets the items back.

What a fucking baby. You're in a court for fuck's sake.

But I guess you need your toys and junk to form a safe space of some sort to cope, don't you Chris?

at least his behavior seems to have gotten chris up for evaluations, seems the tard card may have a few punches left on it, or it's full and ready to be redeemed for one final prize.