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did garbageraider really steal chris' sexdoll and fuck it or is that some kind of inside joke? i didn't follow the sex contest close enough to know if the other video with the troll fucking the doll was explained.
 
did garbageraider really steal chris' sexdoll and fuck it or is that some kind of inside joke? i didn't follow the sex contest close enough to know if the other video with the troll fucking the doll was explained.
It's probably just a random video they found of someone fucking a Kimmi doll, but Skyraider stealing Chris's sexdoll has now become a popular rumor/running gag/dank meme.
 
Margaret Pless said:

Oh, we document Chris's court appearances. You forgot to mention that Chris got arrested for vandalizing a store display and pepper spraying an employee, all because Chris didn't like the color of a cartoon character.

Oh, the dates with trolls? You forgot to mention that Chris stood in front of PVCC holding a sign advertising that Chris wanted a girlfriend. Just what sort of girlfriend do you think that would attract?

Oh, packages and letters are sent to Chandler's residence? You forgot to mention that Chris routinely begs for donations to be sent there.

Oh, someone sent prostitutes to visit Chandler’s house? You forgot to mention that it was Chris who originally requested the prostitutes.

But somehow we are "stalkers", as if Chris didn't initiate any of this.
 
Does anyone else feel like they would feel kinda sorry for Cole Smithey if he wasn't such an insufferable pompous dipshit? I wonder what would have to happen for Cole to acknowledge his dying mother and retarded brother at this stage in Christory. I can only imagine it would have to be some priceless lost reel of some faggoty movie stuck in the hoard somewhere that was left to him or something.
 
Here is a story. I am putting it in here because it is way too minor to have its own thread and I have no proof of it.

I have a friend who goes to grad school at UVA. One night at a conference we had too much to drink and both revealed we knew about Chris. He knows a lot less and doesn't post on the forums, but we were chatting over the weekend and he told me this story which happened a couple weeks ago.

My friend walks into a gas station/convenience store on the northern edge of Charlottesville.
Chris is trying to buy $7 or so of junk food type stuff, but he only has $5 in cash.
The cashier tries to make understand he owes $2 more. Chris seems to understand, but is slow to process what to do about it.
My friend who is second in line, picks out two ones, says "here you go" and puts them on the counter.
Chris, it seems more out of stupidity and confusion than malice, picks up the $2 and his purchases and makes to leave.
My friend and the cashier, both object and yell that he has to leave the $2 with the cashier.
Chris doesn't seem to react.
A dude who was behind both of them in line is between Chris and the door. As Chris passes him, he taps him to get his attention, and says something like "Hey buddy ..."
Chris makes a get-away-from-me hand wavy gesture without looking at any of the three of them, and fairly loudly says "It's Miss!" and hurries out the door.
Chris continues to his car in a half run, half walk, as all three of the people in the store watch confused and amused.
Chris pulls out of the parking spot, but for some reason heads towards the back of the lot, where there is no exit.
As Chris gets to the back of the lot, he stops, backs up a few feet, tries to turn the car around, doesn't make it, backs up again, and finally gets around. Essentially making a 5 point turn in a fairly large empty parking lot.
Chris drives past the store again not looking inside, and finally drives off.
 
Chris will be 53 years old 20 years from now. What do you think will become of him? Will he be taking care of a 94 year old barb? Will he be homeless on the streets pushing a shopping cart at 3 AM with the last of his posessions inside ( sonic totem, lil chris, sonichu comics, sega dreamcast) while singing the theme to sonichu babies? Will sonichu become a sucess making chris a billionare living on the beach? Where do you think chris will be in 20 years?
 
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