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"As Groening predicted"
First of all, Chris, Matt Groening just created the characters and Tracy Ullman shorts, he doesn't write for the show. Second that was a throwaway one line gag. It wasn't some kind of warning to the people of the future that Donald Trump will ruin the country once he's inevitably elected, it's "PRESIDENT Trump? What a wacky idea! I bet he'll never even run!".
Third, Trump is pro LGBT.
Fourth, clean up the autism and remove the Simpsons reference and this reads like the writings of a typical, normal, every day Clinton supporter.
Fifth, replace all the pro-Clinton buzzwords and phrases borrowed from her campaign site and CNN with pro-Trump buzzwords and phrases borrowed from his campaign site and Info Wars and it sounds like a typical, normal, every day Trump supporter.
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Random thought: Should Chris' Sagas be further compiled into various "ages" much like the comic book industry?
Golden Age of Chris: Manchester High School - Getting Banned from the Gameplace. (Includes Megan and Adam Stackhouse)
Silver Age of Chris: Blanca - End of Asperchu Saga
Bronze Age of Chris: Tomgirl Saga - The time he maced a gamestop employee.
The first would be before the contact of trolls in his life. It includes all the major hi-jinx he got into of his own free volition. Many people find Chris to be his funniest when not interfered by trolls. This is before it all began (mostly).
The second would be when the trolling started and was at its heyday as was Sonichu. This would include all the classic troll sagas, jokes, and interactions that we all know and love. This was the age of the trolls and business was good.
The third would be when Chris started going off the rails psychologically and even began breaking some of his moral foundations. You get a unique blend of no trolls and all trolls as the wackiest aspects of Chris became manifest. It's memorable and has its moments, but ultimately has a different, darker tone to it and is not as amusing as the prior ages (whether you loved the trolling or the Chris being Chris).
What do you guys think? Decent thought or pure unadulterated autism?
Golden Age of Chris: Manchester High School - Getting Banned from the Gameplace. (Includes Megan and Adam Stackhouse)
Silver Age of Chris: Blanca - End of Asperchu Saga
Bronze Age of Chris: Tomgirl Saga - The time he maced a gamestop employee.
The first would be before the contact of trolls in his life. It includes all the major hi-jinx he got into of his own free volition. Many people find Chris to be his funniest when not interfered by trolls. This is before it all began (mostly).
The second would be when the trolling started and was at its heyday as was Sonichu. This would include all the classic troll sagas, jokes, and interactions that we all know and love. This was the age of the trolls and business was good.
The third would be when Chris started going off the rails psychologically and even began breaking some of his moral foundations. You get a unique blend of no trolls and all trolls as the wackiest aspects of Chris became manifest. It's memorable and has its moments, but ultimately has a different, darker tone to it and is not as amusing as the prior ages (whether you loved the trolling or the Chris being Chris).
What do you guys think? Decent thought or pure unadulterated autism?
What I don't get it is how people got so pissed at that one white chick who pretended to be black because they think she's racist but the same people will defend being transgender. Isn't that, by their own logic, sexist? Thinking that your gender is so inherent to your personality that it trumps actual physical reality? "Oh shit I'm bad at math and I like makeup I must actually be a girl lol."
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Fatcats, not many millennials use that terminology, so, you know that Chris just barrowed that term from Borb or his old lady asspaters.
Nice try with the text, but this is something that is widely available and recited from memory by Chris.
"She gonna get the country less in debt, loyal fans!"...says the man who wants the government to pay a synthetic gash between his legs, which is basically just going to be a prosthesis used for his fetishes.
I am looking for Chris' sagas to devolve into the lead age, which will be unusually soft yet harmful to life...looks like he already has a head start.
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If only the lottery numbers were as easy to predict.
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What was it called when Marvel turned loads of their heroes into women? Because... yeah.
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Things are pretty dead on the home front, is Chris still too sick to cause anymore shenanigans or are month-long lulls a norm? Just for future reference. Or, y'know, could Chris or Barb be dead? He usually isn't silent this long.
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He goes silent sometimes. Unless he needs money or he feels clever about something, he goes silent.
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I wasn't following Chris at the time but according to the wiki he didn't upload any videos for the whole of 2012 and most of 2013. Although that was following his run in with the law and the death of Bob.
He has been making minor Facebook posts since his 'I'm sick video.' It could be that he just wanted to get out of making paid videos for a while and his illness was an opportunity to do so. Like when he said his Etsy store was 'on vacation'. Also the tugboat would be here now so he might not need to ask for a couple of weeks.
I imagine he'll post something around the election on Tuesday. Maybe he'll take a selfie at the polling place with the Pony Dolls.
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In particular, we stopped trolling Chris around that time. Since then, other people have taken up to trolling Chris and then he returned to the internet. And then recently, most of the trolls have seem to have dropped off. Nowadays Chris still comes online on his own to beg, or with the occasional facebook post.
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There doesn't seem to be much incentive for him right now. A year ago, a lot of his posts were about promoting his Etsy crafts, but that stopped when Etsy closed his shop.
He was also getting trolled by Jeff, but that stopped around spring. Then Barb took over the trolling with the Financhu Crisis, and that seems to have cooled off as well.
He just bought an Amiibo on Ebay today, so he's fine.
I don't have the time to make fake Chris texts. This is 100% real.
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Does Zoe Kravitz keep up with CWC? She posted an Instagram with "TRUE and HONEST" in the caption:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMZtUYih-Iu/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMZtUYih-Iu/
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Huh, damn. Lenny Kravitz is older than I thought. Zoe Kravitz is older than me.
Edit: I'd give her the D tho
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I don't believe was all that sick, and even if he was, he just does not want to do those videos anymore. He probably thought it was like etsy where he would be able to lure people in and then get something for nothing. I am sure there are still orders he has yet to fill.
Holy hell, and these purchases are from the past few months. What does Chris do with all these toys anyway, I mean, it's like he can ground them up and snort them to get high. I know he just hoards them, but what other need do they occupy?
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"Zoe, or like I call her, Godfather Part 2."
When giving her the D, I wonder if Twin Shadow ever yells out "JULAY!"
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I've noticed recently that Chris dropped some significant hints that he was going to go Tomgirl. While Chris obviously isn't actually dysphoric, his very sudden attempt to become a lesbian seemingly came out of left field. I think it's more likely that becoming a woman was a fantasy Chris had quietly held onto for some time, and that it only manifested when trans culture started becoming mainstream and Chris decided fake lesbianhood had Love Quest potential.
Anyway, here are a couple choice examples.
From one of the Mumble chats, a lot of people initiallly interpreted as Chris saying that if he gave in and liked men, he'd just become a woman so he could technically be straight.
From Sonichu, an entire plotline about Chris saving an idealized female version of himself from a mirror. In retrospect, this is the most hamfisted metaphor in history- did Chris realize he'd written it?
Also Mailbag 27, someone posing as Bailey Jay sends Chris like five pics of trans dick and he responds with a really long and thorough response. He opens with this gem:
Anyway, here are a couple choice examples.
From one of the Mumble chats, a lot of people initiallly interpreted as Chris saying that if he gave in and liked men, he'd just become a woman so he could technically be straight.
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Well, I agree with you, but it's been discussed to death. Chris is a narcissist and part of him stupidly thinks that through womanhood he can engage in that narcissism, Da End.I've noticed recently that Chris dropped some significant hints that he was going to go Tomgirl. While Chris obviously isn't actually dysphoric, his very sudden attempt to become a lesbian seemingly came out of left field. I think it's more likely that becoming a woman was a fantasy Chris had quietly held onto for some time, and that it only manifested when trans culture started becoming mainstream and Chris decided fake lesbianhood had Love Quest potential.
Anyway, here are a couple choice examples.
From one of the Mumble chats, a lot of people initiallly interpreted as Chris saying that if he gave in and liked men, he'd just become a woman so he could technically be straight.
From Sonichu, an entire plotline about Chris saving an idealized female version of himself from a mirror. In retrospect, this is the most hamfisted metaphor in history- did Chris realize he'd written it?
Also Mailbag 27, someone posing as Bailey Jay sends Chris like five pics of trans dick and he responds with a really long and thorough response. He opens with this gem:
I am kind of glad Chris was born a clueless male, if he was born as a woman, he might have been this woman.
"emotional, caring, self-conscious thoughts I had in my lifetime"
I wonder if those thoughts were about demanding sex or playin' with da ponies. I think this really proves that Chris thinks his terrible life would be better as a woman and set out on a self-fulfilling prophecy of begging for money and lesbian sex to prove it.
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