random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back inn the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Spectate]

i cannot report so i a,m doing this... he is sexually harassing me and planning gayops

@0 0 @ADHD @AltisticRight @CrunkLord420 @damian @Dr Naomi Hunter @Ellesse_warrior @Francis York Morgan @Hal @José Mourinho @notorietus @Pepper Jack @Pineapple Fox @REGENDarySumanai @Sammy @Secret Asshole @SteelPlatedHeart @The American Hedgehog @Thé au lait

 

[CallmeCicada]

my dad used to keep me in line by saying Obama was watching me through the light bulbs

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

listen dude, i don't care how annoying women are, i ain't turning gay because of it. I can't speak for you, queermo!!

 

[obsdj]

As you steer, so shall you Greer.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I'm going to fry him.

 

[Waffle Iron]

BPD

BPD

Why the hell did two people quote some non-highlighted post I made weeks ago?

 

[Gog & Magog]

I fucked a floppy drive before

 

[LimeRikki]

live-streaming is the sonichu medallion of lawyers

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

Pooner neighbour.

 

[Metamorpho]

This probably goes hard if you are an idiot.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I hear the woman was at a bar and she blew a dog for that litre of gin. I mean what are you gonna do? The dog had a litre of gin.

Note: YOUR THEORY OF MIND IS BAD AND I WOULD NOT FUCK MYSELF, BUFFALO BILL

The troon now seethes, crying. A child walks by with a burrito and the troon grabs it, throwing it at the wall.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I WAS GRIPPING MY TOES ON THE CARPET CUZ I WAS HAVING DIARRHEA U MORON

you are homoerotic

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

double post but had to

listen you stupid bitch, I am dealing with serious problems and if you cause me any headache you're getting sent to kengle's dead gay website to get raped by irrelevant pedophiles like naught, fuck off

 

[Camel Bro 94]

wearing a Christmas tree skirt over your sloppy cross eyed titties while opining about buying a sex doll

 

[3MMA]

Is Chantal the world serpent that will devour the world?

 

[Spectate]

How is anyone here going to gas you? Fart through the screen? For fuck's sake.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Dung is not poop

If I was a millionaire I would still come on Kiwifarms to argue with retards.

@Hitler , do you wear sunglasses?

I've never been a penis snake enjoyer.

If you're talking about the porn thread than yeah I got a little outta hand that week.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This is the only place that's truly safe to complain about the troons in the goth scene.

this one does feature adults, and not as much rape

Everyone's legal and his breath tastes like peppermint!

They don't need to stegosaurifically implant racist memes onto my devices to find them there.

I once dressed my cat up in a bee costume.

You unironically touched on a topic that has been criticized by the Pokémon community.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Can we just rename "cluster B" to demonic possession? Why is she amazing in bed? demonic possession? Why does she drain my soul and make me hate life? demonic possession. Why does everyone around me tell me to dump her and get the hell away from her? demonic possession.

 

[Gentlebastard]

That would require a nostril fetish.

This little micro schizophrenia is so intriguing though.

My favorite political memes are the ones that are completely incomprehensible unless you have the same exact constellation of mental illnesses as the person who made them. It's like when we uncover 2000 year old graffiti that makes absolutely no sense, except instead of being separated by millennia, we're separated by the portal that takes you to crazytown.