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[Cnidarian]

I fail to understand pedo humor

 

[Gentlebastard]

I read that Hitler had an affair with a jeet woman that was introduced to him by Lenin. The reason he invaded Russia though was because in a fit of anger, he found out it was just a baboon wearing a wig and having nonstop diarrhea from curry. He was heartbroken at being lied to and decided to get back at them.

Think about it. Vegetarian? Love of chimp out rage in council room? Love of Africa. Quoted the banana as his favorite food? Dude was influenced by that baboon for years before finding out the truth.

Look, I'm not great with insults ok. Sometimes I just reach for words and owlbear comes out.

This thread always makes me question if “this nigga is having a crashout” is a reportable offense.

Never interrupt your enemy when they're being a fucking retard.

Don't eat ginger, it will turn you into an Asian.

It pains me to admit this, but Marx was a better racist than I am.

She uses this image to get idiots like me to click on her article, but then never talks about the image.

He seems like the type of retard to cope with shit like "Traps aren't gay".

No Comrade-Stalker, supermarket is no empty. This is antisocial delusions again, you are Amerikanski puppet, enjoy labor camp.

Russell Greer is suing the Secretary of State in Nevada.

IT'S ABOUT HIM GETTING HIS FUCKING BROTHELS AND MAKING IT SO NO ONE CAN TELL HIM TO FUCK OFF

Were my knowledge of him not predicated on pointing and laughing at his own words and actions, I would probably be deeply concerned.

Truly, hatred for Pat is the most ethically-sourced, clean-burning loathing you can have, since he has absolutely no redeeming qualities left.

"the entire population of the united states including me helped felon 47 drumph orange man into power and therefore we should all kill ourselves to atone for our sins"

Okay buddy, you start and I pinky swear to install a sunroof in my skull after you

This is a fine thread to post such bullshit.

Everyone in pic #2 looks like a pretentious faggot, even the women.

Jack's entire moral system boils down to other people existing without his consent, then adding insult to injury by existing to lead lives independent of kissing his ass.

Whats wrong with autism? You get to wear a cool hat and people talk to you quite slowly and use relatively simple words.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

You'd think a bride of Satan would be able to convince an AI to spit out a picture of you that was attractive.

would a vegan consider slurping up ejaculate vegetarian, or is that animal protein?

Personally I can’t wait until Tarl boards another BPD camwhore homeless ship and makes off with a new wench and this thread turns into a bizarro version of Scott Pgrim where the new wench battles Tarl’s exes on here… until she becomes one.

 

[vomitusdeux]

What the fuck is this thread? How and why do people find this jerk off worthy? Why is he peeing? How can a man possibly be straight and have his asshole blown so out severely it looks like a pussy? Why did I even watch this? Im scared

Imagine looking up to an asthmatic.

And here I am defending hitler

Whatever else you want to say of the guy he certainly knew how to be remembered if the world has sunk to the level of discussing his cock and balls for the 5 bazillionth time.

Well that's not very liberal and open minded of you.

I still can't get over the fact Europeans fought an died in wars for spices for their food and now get accused of using none of them on their food by black people who think pouring ungodly amounts of salt on things makes it good.

I have been blessed with the memory of a goldfish and the ADHD of a Zoomer. I am God's Most Distracted Soldier.

How is it possible to sound like a pig and a monkey at the same time? Niggers are evolving.

Those are some TJ Church teeth.

Undeniable and foreverial fully deletized classic.

>Kerrygold Butter

You'll be pleased to know that she is literally a nigger (Irish)

"Don't worry, I'm only doing butt stuff with my middle-school girlfriend."

These terms are contradictory, please think before you slap your meaty flaps against the keyboard in a rush to repeat what null said but gayer.

I'd say that having ideas such as satisfying yourself with a vacuum cleaner is a little worse but we're all entitled to our own opinions.

Good to see the zika babies living their best life.

Roger Rabbit will never be your husband.

Oopsie doodles are not made to be forgiven, stalker child.

Being told by your deity you are no longer special will gravely affect your psyche.

Lol imagine throwing your life away to chase your gay little weeb fantasy and all you really got out of it were a few dozens pages of people on Kiwi Farms mocking you

I don't need Lawry's in spaghetti. That is some nigger shit.

Blows weed smoke in your face
What now, chud?

 

[dcss]

Also purely to piss you off I'm posting a tasteful lewd (but clothed) picture of azula.

I used to think e-dating was insanely cringe and never realistically going to work. But now after I've been so fed up with the retards in my area, I met a really nice woman online

 

[SNEED.EXE]

This dude broke up with his fat she-boon girlfriend and she retaliated by bringing a piss-bottle to school that was aged for a month.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Could you poop farm me, Greg?

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

So of course I did a the sane thing and followed the link to read up on a guy that fried his nuts in acid.

 

[Preacher ✝]

He was indian but that had nothing to do with the diarrhea song

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Also Bill has a big fat Santa Claus jelly belly that goes thunk thunk thunk against his tutu as he waddles around the schoolhouse.

 

[Dr. Butt]

POCKET PUSSY ON DIDDY ISLAND

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Oh don't be bashful. We know you're making a period blood potion to get Tarl back.

Really she's just a manipulative mall wiccan.

Not how it works Styx, If you fuck a dog but wear a condom. You are still a dog fucker. You still nutted in the dog Styx.

 

[Dr. Butt]

oh yeah the clown thing lol

 

[Zeftax]

@Null he just posted child porn

By the power of merge sort, C will be expunged!

I am not implying you are fat. But I do think you should throw in photosynthesis if you're going this route

She has a thread here. tldr female pedo

this thread is like peering into nick fuentes' deppest thoughts

 

[Hitman One]

Screenshot this post for your next article, you fat ching-chong: anyone who doesn't like the Kiwi Farms is gay.

 

[neger psykolog]

God I’d still cum in her dusty slit……. One giant thick cookies and cream milkshake spurt followed by two to three sub spurts ripped in intensity by referencing the Fibonacci sequence. Now you’re pregnant you 70 year old rich cunt. Raise my kid or I’ll cut you off from the D

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why haven't they just fucking killed my ass already man, like just fuck my shit right up. the past and future have both been yanked from me and all that's left is the eternal present's sludge of red team blue team fascism communism performative fake fucking dogma. There's no threat aside from absence of being hired because I cannot fit the tickboxes, same as it ever was.

I mean obviously I'm gonna keep living but fuck man.

Do not confuse lolcows with trailer park lumpenproles.

"OMG this sexy serial killer with a large penis who I had sex with understands me! I feel so loved and seen!"

She is retarded, never tells the truth and is really bad at lying, which explains most of her words and deeds.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

The troon wants to rape the corpse of a teenager.

I guess not even esoteric Nazi psych rock is safe from the gay

Somehow, futanari fetishists are far more honest than this.

When an aspiring female pornographer starts out, the first thing she needs to learn is to how to draw a penis.

The gock is tiny, flaccid and pathetic against those Yeti punching hands.

when your thigh gap is so huge the Pentagon can slip its yearly budget through it, it might be time to add some meat on those bones.

Do you really want some white kids from the 'burbs hero-worshipping the works of Edgar Rice Burroughs, a man who glazed the Ku Klux Klan?

 

[Big Nasty]

Eight hours of ass action seems like at least six hours too many.

 

[King Metalia]

No stalker child you are in fact the pedophile enjoy prison.