random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dojima's Dragon]

“Nnoooo guys stop trying to enter my butt!! I’m trying to breed women! Stop it! Nooo!!”

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I am built for conflict.

Toji Suzuhara? I'm familiar with him

This thread is a fucking hobo turf war

Absolutely would smash Josh's apparently feminine cheeks. 10/10 sexiest man on earth.

 

[Gog & Magog]

I have no problem with her I was wrong, so so wrong.

Back in my day, if you wanted to be gay, you just fucked each other in the asshole and died of AIDS. Why do zoomers have to make everything so complicated?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Mention your "rage erection" issue at some point. It also helps to wear clothing 3 sizes too small as you talk about all the knife fights you've won.

The kind of news story that usually ends with "before turning the gun on himself," but in our case it just ends with "litigation remains ongoing."

I just know that man has been gooning over Morticia Addams and every goth he’s ever met since he hit puberty.

It's Hitler Day already?! I haven't even started baking my SwastiKakes!

Throw Niggers into the Large Hadron Collider Groyper[Founding Member Badge] has shared a new mocktail

I bet that chick on the right can't even make a nest out of leaves or pick seeds out of dung, and would bitch about eating raw mastodon.

I tried one of the recipes and now I'm being charged with mass murder and civil rights violations under the Ku Klux Klan act. The pigs confiscated my blender and meat grinder. All I wanted was a Niggeroni Martini.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Like yea, reddit has every an example of everything ever, but there's just a notable difference between "I knew a lot of people who were alt/goth growing up" and "I knew a lot of smelly unwashed retards who dildo'd themselves to be at least 5 flavors of faggot".

When in reality she was an aspirationally Japanese half lesbian into lifting food into her mouth.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Enough about tonetags, she's going fucking clinically insane

 

[Meat Target]

I am mostly racist when I am mildly inconvenienced or annoyed.

 

[CaddestSlown]

really starting to think that letting strangers fuck my asshole until i shit blood is a bad idea

 

[Gregis]

Unlike you, i find a 40 years old man fucking a 16 years old and a 13 years old equally revolting.

 

[Sooty Soot]

"Hello do You want to hear My loli voice "
"no shut the fuck up"

Source:

 

[often puzzled]

She looks like a regurgitated fetal pig, smells like a slurry of feces and rotted flesh and has a personality that could only exist if the personifications of BPD and BV had a child that the developed ODD and caught brain rotting syphilis from fucking its own unwashed holes in a one man orgy of narcissistic self loathing.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

I mean, maybe some herb would calm you down a little, she wouldn't be an expensive side bitch either, she lives in her car after all. I still think you should hook up with the spic, who has big milkers.

If you've ever ordered coke from a decent bar they do this too, coke from a good bar tastes stronger and sweeter bc they use more syrup to help offset the alcohol.

I just picked up a phone and hissed ASCII into the receiver.

 

[Secret Boots]

It's standard Jewish behavior to lie, deflect, and accuse whenever they lose an argument; it's classic Israeli playbook behavior. No doubt the majority of Jews are indeed untrustworthy. What a shame they have infested this site and have gotten to Null. Whatever though. Just saying the truth to them is enough to get em into a frenzy; no need to sling insults at them. Perhaps the truth itself is an insult though.

 

[Harm]

Yes, Nippleless Woman was the classmate who read very poorly. She also related the tale of the homeless dude. Sriracha traded off reading with Nippleless Woman while Rackets wore those lips.

Sharshorita took stellar notes at the Ariana Grande trial. I was here for all of this. I lost my original account when Mr. Float died suddenly with our passwords locked down.

This reads like a schizophrenic's nightmare.

 

[Random Internet Person]

2026 is the year Kiwi Farms went pay2win

 

[CaddestSlown]

NICK IS GONNA HAVE TO DO STRAIGHT PORN TO PAY HIS BILLS AT THIS RATE!

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Are you implying that there's some other kind of bee?

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Local lolcow Joshua Conner Moon stoops to a new low and does a hecking bigotry towards me,

why are bees autistic?

is the baby wearing makeup?

You are on the wrong website if you are expecting any user here to be forced to care about anything

I kinda wish we could go back to people seeing Jews everywhere instead because at least that was actually funny

not a parent myself, just an autist who hates himself so I lean into external consideration. This is in no way a virtue.

Unfortunately the metaphor isnt exactly accurate because some non-dogs are cursed with knowledge and can also hear the whistle. as a cursed non-dog i can assure you that it's being blown and its being blown quite hard

I think this one works better cut off, but the entire sentence is included to be comprehensive:

Before trannies were invented by tumblr in 2012

Before trannies were invented by tumblr in 2012 the worst posters I ever encountered were invariably lolicons.

 

[Spud]

I'll alert my neighbors about being a sex offender after I fucking rape you, never go to an online meetup because I'll be there.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I don't understand the pigeons.

It keeps getting worse for her. Good.

I'm just holding you to your own standards, nigga.

Globohomo is getting lazier and lazier every year.

Next video: We did a LAN PARTY in our GAMING PLANE

and its just going to be 5 guys with laptops playing minecraft of some shit.

Ken developed an autism boner for a tweaker

Or some spastic retard who joins and doesn’t read any of the warnings.

 

[The Nothingness]

Oompa Loompas make for awful lawyers. Their song-and-dance routine is not allowed in the courtroom