random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meingott]

Chris the illuminati design is retarded, i signed up for the cwcki forums not the autistic illuminati.

 

[AnOminous]

Ambrose Bierce is fucking timeless, yo.



Also, since this retard came back:

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One of my favorite of Bierce's, bitterly appropriate to our SJW-ridden time.

AFRICAN
-n.

A nigger that votes our way.

 

[CobraPlissken]

Career Goals

We’ve had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Anderson. It seems that you’ve been leading two lives. In one of these lives you are a program writer for a respectable software company…
Agent Smith, The Matrix (1999)

As the above quotation indicates, I am seeking employment as a developer at a respectable software company.

From a tranny lolcow's resumé via @AirdropShitposts

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

https://twitter.com/TransgurlTSB/status/1364654506278088708 (https://archive.is/oG17x)

she gave me an ultimatum to choose between her and my Jigglypuff collection

 

[Zero Day Defense]

He went from achieving his dreams of a career in an artistic medium he loves to dreaming about being a 29-year-old man-loli.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

"stop normalizing peeing on people."

-daughter of cernunnos

https://kiwifarms.st/members/zero-day-defense.35303/#profile-post-272524

 

[Big Nasty]

The final frontier for pedo animal fuckers

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

killing little Saran Wrap skin hand held babies.

- @MirnaMinkoff

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tard-baby-general-includes-brain-dead-kids.36867/page-242#post-8395635

 

[Jack Awful]

I frequently draw giantess fetish art, so I'm somewhat versed in the community of people who like it.

 

[Josef Mengele]

"Meet me in person, I'll take you out to dinner Kiwi Farms" - Lucas Werner

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

tiny perfect angel babies are being lost in the toilet

- @MirnaMinkoff

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tard-baby-general-includes-brain-dead-kids.36867/page-243#post-8404344

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

- @MirnaMinkoff

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tard-baby-general-includes-brain-dead-kids.36867/page-242#post-8395635

you know you can use multiquote for just one person, or just turn bbcode off and ctrl c ctrl v

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Well, it worked, didn't it? When was the last time a bunch of kids invaded Poland?

Brb. Adding “leading a children‘s coup on Poland” to my bucket list.

MOVIE WATCHING, TV WATCHING AND EATING AND BREATHING MAKE YOU A NAZI! WALBARLGLARBAGGLEBARLGLARBAGGLEBARLGLARBAGGLEBARLGLARBAGGLE!

 

[Angry Shoes]

The nigger won my heart.

 

[Clovis]

He is officially on the wrong side of Mormonism. He drinks hot beverages, he blows dudes.

 

[Ciscoipphone]

Chantal had a really, really nice face and was quite pretty when she was younger.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

When I was a kid, we'd just sent a "Congratulations! It's a ________!" card, blue or pink depending on situation and everyone in Grover's Corner liked it that way...

But that was before the Government carped bombed us for being transphobes and bulldozed the town to build a wind farm....

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I may be racist, but my dick isn't.

 

[highlighter_shitposting]

You are a bit late

 

[TFT-A9]

You are a bit late