random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Table Country]

Tardigrades might be able to survive the harshness of the vacuum of space, but can they survive the harshness of a lack of cuddles :'(

I took two free samples at costco instead of one

You nigger.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Absolutely. I work on cleaning crew at a sports facility, and there’s always a few penises on the floor of the men’s showers at the end of the day. We’ve got a special lost and found box just for them

 

[Sneeds]

I snap femboy cock and stomp on femboy balls... watch it nigga

 

[Meat Target]

This retard doesn't shave her armpits and expects to be taken seriously.

@JambledUpWords, I just meant a female French figure in history. Not literally French made.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Don't pozload my neghole is turning into don't monkey pox my fart box.

Although, it might be because they're French, not because they're gay.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

LMAO, that’s a whole lotta troon!

LMAO retard. I for one am excited to be a beta tester of this new slur.

Another day, another troon flag.

Auistic with sensory issues, (and from another reddit thread) has adhd and does badly with being alone and hates "unstructured time" and also wants to get one of the most debilitating, painful and time consuming/wasting surgeries in history that require inhumane ammounts of aftercare and patience.

that water is now contaminated with dead kid piss and poop and they dont even care!

He gets people drunk and forces them to watch RWBY as a form of torture.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

All quotes from our good oldfag friend Alan Michael White aka @OrsonZedd

I did have one friend, and she was Erin Walker. I understand, by some confusing memories that, at one point early on, we were playground romantically involved, but I only really remember the person who was my best friend, and played with me, and shared with me a love of reading, a love I possess to this day. I still have that old tattered copy of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone on the mantle of my fireplace.

I don't want communism; I just want your love! And you won't give it, you never will!

*fapfapfapfap* Oh yeah, look at that cellular cleavage!

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Zoophiles will become a living breathing Noah's Ark of diseases.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Yep I'm paranoid as fuck but I stand my principles like a Gundam character because Zersetsunged sounds like a Gundam protagonist

You finally listened to the 4th Opening song for Gundam Seed Destiny Wings of Words by Chemistry. We might have found a cure for COVID because of Hannah or Kate as she is called.

 

[Neko GF]

"I have killed my transphobic mother and today I will be going out to city hall and shooting every cis-gendered person I see with a gun I illegally acquired".

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

I apologize for being nasty yesterday but I have to tell you I am real disappointed in the way people on this site conduct themselves.

t. Flamenco's Stepmom

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I never thought making fun of a pedophile would restore my faith in humanity but here we are.

From one of the DM chains I cannot quote directly, but was too good not to share.

 

[Brain Power]

I agree wholeheartedly. In an objective beauty contest the graceful penis reaching towards heaven like a tulip in spring will always win over the manhole.

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"I'm a butt guru"

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

I'm trying but a quick search will prove that Chinese mom's hack off soo many weiners the story I recall is a penis in a haystack

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Tron fights for the users. This, on the other hand, seems like total shite.

 

[ScooterL]

"Spoiler: atheist fanfic erotica".

x

 

[Pepsi Max Respecter]

Sorry but this thread is actually about a poor old man cold cocked to death. The pedo is a reference to ANOTHER old man also beaten to death by a nigger at a fast food join. There is also a brief detour about a based older Asian man who declared his neighborhood a "no nigger zone" and got arrested for disturbing the piece.

This is one of those threads highlighting the niggers propensity for subhuman savagery that leads into off topic discussion about how we hate niggers.

 

[Hitman One]

THEM KIWI FARMERS KEPT SENDING ME DOMINOS TO MY HOTEL ROOM, I COULD ONLY GET THROUGH THE FIRST 3 PIES BEFORE I HAD ENOUGH!!!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Everything is a fetish, except autogynephilia which is stunning and brave.

I'm envisioning a new hands on learning space involving firehoses and attack dogs

I also have a preference for not seeing Ben Franklin in lipstick, so put me in a reeducation camp.

Cats can't consent.

She and I both know the rules and she knows her consent is not a consideration in the matter.

I grew up in a place where kids would leave their house alone at night and jump inside dumpsters and lurk in there until midnight. I wasn't one of them of course, but it was an interesting phenomenon.

Nobody in normie society or the mainstream gives a fuck about us enough to go after us because despite what the random txt thinks no we are not the bastard child of 8 chan and allow shooters and incels to post manifestos about why they plan to go on rampages.

Would stalkers be telling him to drink more water, exfoliate, and clean his room?

 

[The Milkman]

"One day you are going to get sloppy, and your life is going to collapse like a house of cards, and when that day comes, no-one will be there to help you"
-Keffals' personal message to Joshua Connor Moon
edited because im a retard who cant embed links