random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Programmer Socks]

Thankfully there was no reason to use whores as a white guy in Japan though.

 

[Kerr Avon]

I'll take a tranny chaser over a pedophile

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The following two pictures were taken back to back.

"What's happening to the people around me? Why is my sister calling me a pedo, right?"

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

Canada on Canada violence, I love it

"... let him
have his neo vagina and he will envy a
cockroach behind a dumpster is able to
have sex and he can't
Let him have his surgery"

Hey baby, is that a rotdog in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

god i hate veterans. "I heard a loud noise and need to bring an emotional support pitbull with me everywhere"

I don’t need a reason to be transphobic, I just think you’re all coom-brained disgusting pervert freaks who I need to keep away from my children at any cost necessary. You social lepers provide enough reasons on social media every single day from death threats, rape threats, sexual harassment, exposing yourselves in public, killing innocent children, impregnating women in prison, the list goes on and on. Every fibre of your being repulses me to the core because I value integrity, beauty, honesty, family loyalty and a spiritual connection with your true self. You spit in the face of nature, you disown your family, you disrespect your mother and father. We are the furthest type of human being possible and at the end of the day and for all the reasons mentioned you disgust me and repulse me on a visceral level, physically, mentally and spiritually. Happy?

"I'll not only be an obvious 'tr *** y,' but a fat 'tr *** y.' I hate how people will see me as the exact image of what disgusts them. TBH, I wouldn't mind if I never passed if I also wasn't fat. I know I can lose weight but I'm 300 pounds"

I'll defend to the death your right to write amhole erotica.

 

[Bucephalus]

Alright, just to nip something right in the bud. If you're going to use my deadname instead of the name "Peppermint" I'm just going to stop responding altogether and won't humor you guys any longer.

 

[Meat Target]

I applied for a Hooters job to honor my dad

Whoever told this fishman to stitch a beard to his mask should be given a raise and a promotion

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I've been really upset sometimes but I've never been so upset that I had to immediately rape someone.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

And really, gelding oneself just to avoid having to put in a honest day's work is par for the course for NEETs.

 

[Chongqing]

I'm contributing my own quote because I legitimately think it would look good at the top of the page.

Islam is going to save the Rekieta family.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

i dont hear much from them since they killed themselves

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

He's the renaissance man of lolcows.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I am OK with the typical DragonBallZ/steins gate fan. That new one on Netflix, I have always lovingly referred to as "McTranny-Kill-Whitey." The one about the female samurai who tapes her tits, relentlessly hunting down every last drop of European DNA in Edo-Era Japan, because the Europeans invented firearms. That show even nods at the fact that Europeans are the peoples who popularized drinking milk from cows.

THAT BEING SAID

This lolicon horrorshow that is adjacent to ANY Anime/Manga is reason enough to never allow the media in our societies again.

I'm not the fence sitting faggot who cannot seem to make sense of their own worldview... I say BURN THE BOOKS, collectively, across the nation, on a designated date, and livestream it to the world.

THAT would be "kino"
THAT would be "epic"

Anything short of that, at this point, is just more of the same Jewish modernity that we find ourselves in.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I went to the men's room and found men using the restroom. This is gross and not nearly as gender affirming/sexy as I had imagined.

 

[qoop]

Owning the megaphone is only a boon if you know when to shut up.

I deny the holocaust for purely Philosemetic reasons.

12 million died actually.

 

[feral cat #6385]

But I feel like in every possible universe Aaron was destined to be a cuck.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I just sent Trump a Sonichu medallion.

 

[Tablet County]

There is no longer a suspension of disbelief. It's pizza, you moron.

"I was always a disgusting, cooming, child abusing, drug-addicted piece of shit!" Not the own he thinks it is.

Does just forming opinions based on my observations make me a raging antisemite?

NO ONE is sending their best.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Lmao, my ilegal friend who is dating a fat girl who works at the DNC office in Massachusetts is very desperate.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Someone clip Biden saying Hitler had good ideas

And you're fine with that because you want your elderly, obese conman waifu to be dictator.

"Mr Blumf how do you respond to allegations that your are indeed very very bad and very very orange?"

"Uh well I..."

"I'm sorry Mr Blumpf we're out of time, President Biden how does it feel to be the super duper best President in the history of the universe?"

 

[NerdShamer]

Why would I lie about having a cucumber surgically removed from my vagina?

Again. WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT A CUCUMBER IN MY VAGINA NEEDING SURGICALLY REMOVED? ! IT'S A STUPID LIE. IT'S A STUPID MOVE. SHOULD I GO A HEAD AND POST A PICTURE OF MY VAGINA TO PROVE THERE'S NO SURGICAL SCAR?!