random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[CEO of Gay]

Audrey Hale's diary was just full of random_text.txt

male brain -> my autism?

Major blow to girls; I'm a boy that has no penis

Either I have too much bitchass estrogen, or I'm just a sad lonely boy

And of course, the fan favorite that's been posted in the thread twice already.

Love cannot be real if my autism is

 

[Gog & Magog]

Once I got too much baguette in a grocery store and thought I would get rid of some by giving it to the homeless guy outside. His response? "Nah I don't eat that kind of bread man." I've never felt so insulted in my life

 

[Rotollo 2]

Well they can't exactly reattach his penis.

 

[Tablet County]

I've been thinking these were the same poster for months. The generic guy with glasses avs just blur together as one person.

 

[Asian tech support]

dear god, the ERP scene is worse than when I was 12 and doing that bullshit

 

[JustSomeDong]

Did this fat fuck seriously enlist the help (waste the time) of an organization dedicated to protecting domestic violence victims because people called him a fat faggot with bitch tits on the internet?

 

[Syzyg]

Female nerds don't exist anymore, cause they'll either jiggle their rolls on onlyfans under the alias thiccgamergf or have 95 viewers on twitch cause they got huge tits. AAAA TAKE ME BACK

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

No, child. That's not how it works. You do not clinically take the cock in your ass. The police KNOW that Patrick does. This is why your asshole will remain intact. Enjoy prison.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

I have never been in a group home I was on a undercover contract inspection in Romania for the Tate case n other countries for trafficking n what was going on in Moldova along with many other cases for adrenechrome labs and torture cult to be inspected n was taken hostage n trafficked during it the house I was in was a Nazi tunnel room for torture. I was actually one of the agents who caught Andrew Tate.

 

[Snusmumriken]

So, I'm not really one to espouse some of the extreme versions of Eugenics' theory, but reading this psycho's journal is making me think I should reconsider my position on the matter.

I guess they'll have to change all the characters pronouns to was/were

NOT EVEN TWO WEEKS

LOL, LMAO EVEN, LMFAO EVEN

 

[Meat Target]

Slutting is a crime against God, so it's illegal everywhere.

 

[Law]

1) Don't assume who I would or would not fuck.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Double mastectomy and its consequences have been a disaster for the tumblr girl race.

 

[Summer of George]

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The very first problem I see is, we have a number of sentences that would appear to be a paragraph.

 

[CervixHammer]

"Someone was kind of rude to me today. The emotional damage I suffered amounts to about 0.3 suicides."

 

[LurkTrawl]

It's not even sexual at the time, it's just "haha let's put marbles up each other's ass!" Then someone figures out you can use fingers or a penis.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I must say, after binging through Snoot Game... Fang is so precious and I'd kill myself if anything happened to her!!!

 

[Throwaway Email Enjoyer]

I like this one:
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> It was a very special gift from my wife's boyfriend

 

[Throwaway Email Enjoyer]

I had my favorite meal - chicken nuggets + fries

no one gets me - everyone missunderstants Autism typical

NO LOVE NO BROWN GIRLS I HATE LIFE

Having a father in this life is gay

Can't buttsex a beautiful young grown girl, w/ a big ass and small asshole
If I had a penis, it be big + rock hard

 

[BirdUp]

im not even joking when i say seeing the horrors and abuse jeets put pajeetas through makes me feel bad for being a misogynist.