random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Super Mario Brothers]

You expect renowned dogfucker Adam to have the time to read a 100 page novella?

If it was about banging dogs, yes.

But I've read Animal Farm and I can confirm the animals only get fucked metaphorically.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Is pooping indian?

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

It is extremely important to make sure that no one ever learns anything and no one ever fails to repeat a mistake.

If you're going to attend a sex party, there's going to be some uncomfortable questions. You have to get used to it. When's the last time you were tested, what are you into, where do your mommy and daddy think you are, questions like that.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Fags are like rogues while troons are like mentally retarded barbarians.

 

[Vesperus]

I wanted to know if Will Stancil was old enough to be eligible to be a Gen X lolcow, so I asked Grok and it told me he should be asleep in an hour and to bring a lockpick and lube.

 

[King Metalia]

Like rats. Can signal telepathically with other troons to swarm.

 

[Drip Torch]

You can ignore my posts or agree you are a bunch of losers with the shittiest thread on the farms

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

his aberrant crotch still hangs open constantly, slack-jawed like a mutagenic yokel born of a tight genetic bottleneck.

Looked like the cyclops version of a giga Jew nose with 1 nostril stapled to her crotch.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

WHO CONTROLS THE RED HAT CROWD
WHO TWEETS IN ALL CAPS SO LOUD
WE DO
WE DO

WHO KEEPS EPSTEIN UNDER WRAPS
WHO SAYS ONLY GAYS LIKE TRAPS
WE DO
WE DO

WHO HOLDS BACK THE MINORITIES
WHO KEEPS TATE A CELEBRITY
WE DO
WE DO

WHO DEPORTS THE ILLEGAL HORDE
WHO WORSHIPS JESUS CHRIST OUR LORD
WE DO

WE DOOOOOOO

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I don't think you understand how much I hate Nordic people and their spawn. I hate their arrogance, they thinking they are better than everyone, them cock sucking Muslims and them ruining every place they control

Do you want to get fired from the Department of Forestry because being on here gets you fired from the Department of Forestry

You are the libtard. You are in the DJT hate thread or you are a groyper. Lmao

 

[Drip Torch]

The mod obviously deleted them

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Your testicles should be cut off and shoved down your throat so you never reproduce

Your mind is full of genitals, you are genuinely unwell and need therapy.
Start with standing in front of a train.

 

[Drip Torch]

Fuck off

 

[Spectate]

Another off tangent and I know I talk about him way too much but this troon has also regularly interacted with Kidd Bandit

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

If you continue to upload images for ants, you will have no choice but to enjoy prison.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

cheesemonger

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

she is able to infiltrate and set up the jeets to fail spectacularly on such large stages they will never be able to redeem, India Superpower 2020 revoked, Dhalsim is only good jeet with Apu gone.

It's pretty normal for some toddlers to play with dolls. It didn't mean he was going to turn gay.

did you think a foreign language would save you

I can't help but feel partially responsible.

Happy day and here's hoping you die in 2026!

im pretty sure members of the kkk don't eat avocado toast or wanna change the tainted black minds into having white bodies they wanna kill em all or send them to africa

Behold, I am against thee, saith the Lord of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame. And I will cast abominable filth upon thee, and make thee vile, and will set thee as a gazingstock. (Nahum 3:5-6, KJV)

 

[Hooked on phobics]

i do that self soothing arm scratching thing people do except i look them dead in the eye as i dont stop and i keep going and keep going and keep going and keep going and keep going scritch scritch scritch scritch

"I walked too much in the grocery store and now my balls are bleeding."

LMAO, hate it when that happens.

I’m a pedophile and not just an annoying debater

 

[Gregis]

Took so long because it was literally crashing my device, there was so much gay porn playing at once.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Imagine being so fucking based you're not allowed to sell pistachios.