random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

Please don't use f word with the Lord's name

from the dm i'm assuming we all got

 

[Chandelier]

Whatever synapses are firing cease to exist, and his instincts are wired to the command of matehimbreedhimmakehimyours and mommymommymommy.

If he were to die, asphyxiating from pussy, he'd die a happy man, the most noble death an alpha can receive

He needs his sweet cum more than he needs to blow his load.

Your pussy likes me

Cologne with no deodorant is a wild choice, you'll be out here smelling like Versace Eros and pit sweat.

 

[Pedophobe]

Nothing has made me want to continue stop doing drugs quite like watching people like Nick utterly self immolate in real time on the kiwi farms. Thanks KF

 

[Drip Torch]

politics really does melt the minds of all who care for it.

 

[Dr. Butt]

If you tell me no I'll fucking rape you.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

"bug facts for neurodivergent teens" bruh he's reading a book called "bugs for retards"

 

[Overly Serious]

Any time I go to Walmart, I have to step over the twitching bodies of PC gamers having seizures because they accidentally walked by a display of 60 Hz TVs.

 

[supremeautismo]

hinduism is an entire religion founded around isekai, except instead of cool powers or foreknowledge of your previous life, you just reincarnate as a coyote and get hit by a car to pay off the karmic debt of sitting on an anthill when you were 7.

 

[The Nothingness]

It's about ethics in lobster journalism.

>call yourself Stop Antisemitism
>target someone who is barely even antisemitic if he is at all based on imaginary "dog whistles"
>bemoan that people are now actually getting more antisemitic

use bacon grease like a real American you commie bastard.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Yes I did do pedo actions. I did like cub.
I don't do any of that anymore. I have been clean for a good 5 weeks. So why just why.

所有中国男人注定要成为他们非洲主人的性奴隶，所以实际上他们都是傻瓜。

 

[Gentlebastard]

A libshit white woman will fight to the ends of the Earth to defend a vantablack serial-rapist/murderer from the deepest jungles of the Congo but a jeet merely saying "good morning ma'am" and doing the jeet headbobble is enough to send them on a genocidal rage.

Yeah, maybe Asian parents would have preferred to have a son, but they got a daughter, and what they REALLY don't want is a sterile faggot child who can't give them grandchildren because they sterilized themselves with drugs and surgery. That's way worse than a daughter.

The real answer is confusingly stupid.

I see you have learned firsthand the futility of following the Way of The Actual Tough Guy when you're not nearly as committed to it as you need to be.

I see no bitch tits on you, child. Where are pedophile author friends? Your faggotry levels are essentially undetectable, stalker. You might actually follow through with threats.

No, child, you are not cut out for that life.

Every time I watched the news as a kid, I thought that when I would grow older, I'd be super intelligent and know all these super-kabaal-level type things about this 'politics'. Now I'm here, talking about how retarded people are twenty-four-seven.

Will psyopping immigrants into having deportation fetishes get them to self-deport?

Let's get down to business
To defeat
The hons.

Do you know how much Mail Order Filipinno 9's or 10's cost?

At least half a dozen oxen. At least.

I can say, with neither artifice nor evasion, that I would eviscerate you if you ever served anything resembling this to me, my kin true, on this or any occasion including the Rapture.

 

[JustSomeDong]

I resent the notion that I am a damned fed instead of a tinfoil-wearing nerd.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Lazy fuck.

 

[polyester]

Truly politispergs are the most oppressed race.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Never though I would see the day the swastiki would become a symbol of freedom under an authoritarian regime (in minecraft)

 

[Aunt Carol]

I believe his love of spaghetti is authentic, and his selfishness and greed are sincere.

My brother is a Hank Hill type no-ass individual and he's just as autistic as me.

"He's trivializing my wrestling injury!"
"No he isn't!"
"YOU RACIST!!"

Its nipples are bigger than its head. Its testicles are so big it would pop them if it ever tried to stand. Its tits are so big that its arms couldn't reach past the end of them. Its dick is so big that if it ever got an erection the loss of blood flow to the brain would make it have a stroke. That is not a piece of art that you're supposed to imagine having sex with.

 

[Metamorpho]

Ed Sheeran was in the IDF and personally speared 100 gazan babies then roasted them over a fire and dined on their flesh.
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[Merton J. Dingle]

That was why the Son of a Bitch Jew kicked me out of The Game Place, Permanently, After YEARS of Loyal Volunteer Service in the Pokemon TCG League. I had apologized numerously before, but he's still the pigheaded, stubborn Jew he was then.

 

[Shiki Ouji]

If you're going to be retarded, own the retardation.

 

[neger psykolog]

Correcting everything is wasting my time. If you think im lying cant I clarify shit in messages this thread ISN'T ABOUT ME AND MY MILKY TITS FUCKING STAY ON TOPIC