random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Opening the spoilers and seeing Goku with a hairy snatch. Wow, what a day to be alive.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This is so autistic, it's hallucinogenic. How did I get here, what the fuck

Draw her holding hands with Null. You'll either get an achievement or get banned.

ou can't have a cute anime girl without her being turned into a black, fat trans Hillary supporter.

4 pages... it took only 4 pages to go from weebo faggotry to tranny nigger.

It brings tears to my eyes

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Let porky come after me, those e-scooters are 10x more fun to drive drunk than my car.

Yes, please let them create a reddit splinter site where they can make terroristic threats and be even more deranged than they already are. I'm sure it will turn out great.

Dont fucking speak to me, don't even look my way, Block me. now.

look to the ground before you even think of looking at me,
You EBT Dirt monkey child.

Where are you, you fucking Pakistani dalit?

My tax dollars go to this shit

Do not mistake pessimism for realism.

This is what happens when you don't shame people for things they deserve to be shamed for.

Come forth and do battle Karl.

The existence of one kind of shit is not a reason to consume a different kind of shit merely because it looks slightly less brown.

Who is the greater hero, the men who kill Indians or the ones that trick them in to getting killed?

After Bonnie's betrayal, the tranch forces suffered disastrous losses under the combined onslaught of the mortgage division of the bank. Like Vlad Tepes before them, they instituted a scorched earth policy, leaving little more than a burned out Nissan Leaf, a trash pile, and-- mysteriously-- an unused treadmill for the occupiers to find.

Despite promises to regroup and come back stronger, tranch forces scattered to the four corners of Colorado. Jarrod led an ill fated expedition to re-settle in the mountains, and was forced to sacrifice at least one member of his polycule to the Colorado mental health system.

Penny and the others fared materially better, but the reformed tranch was little more than a rump state encamped on meemaw and paw paw's vast rental estates. Like Eleanor of Aquitaine, Kevin has enjoyed retirement safely cloistered in his goon cave, but he is forced to watch the wolves consume the territory and twitter clout that was once his dowry and his polycule's inheritence. His days of courtesanship and gathering financial support via the political intrigue of twitter, while his beloveds battle Earl and the fascist army in the rich fields of their imagination are long behind him.

Meanwhile King Penny toils on cash in hand renovation jobs, and regales Mexicans of the time he heroically saved the Lakota with donations of matted and unusable Alpaca fur.

Perhaps the saddest story is Bonnie's. Despite winning the ultimate prize dreamed off by all MtF's, access to a natal vagina, he didn't realise what a cursed chalice he supped from, and which also pissed in the bathtub of strangers it housesat for. Like many men before him, he was pulled into fulltime care and financially supporting crazy pussy, with sex now almost certainly a long forgotten dream.

The tranch story is the story of all empires. The golden age is fleeting, and soon God will humble even the most dedicated of coomers. Somewhere, in an oddly specific and localised desert wasteland in Colorado lies buried a monument of Alpaca corpses. The inscription reads: we are the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, the troon of troons. Look upon our works oh ye mighty tax payer, and despair.

"Visajeet" I can't tell if that's his actual name or an insult, probably both to be honest.

Grown men don't have crushes, brown child. And yes, the lady doth protest too much...

ontologically racist btw

India is the Russell Greer of nations.

Feels like I just got flashbanged with a memetic agent. God, please make me forget this.

They now have Null Derangement Syndrome.

We're way more diverse than them, too. We have our Mossad agent, our resident doomposter, a drunk who can barely spell, a fat spastic Mormon with no game, an idiot from NH who uses recycled tires; the list goes on.

As a Canadian, I give Trump an unlimited, irrevocable "Eh" pass to bully Canada regarding anything he wants in any way he feels fit.

Guess now's the time to admit that it's me. I'm the new Fed Chair.
My first act will be burning down the building with everyone inside it.

What I've learned from Pretti and Good is that if your last words are something vaguely nice sounding out of context people like Legal Eagle will cry on camera and call you a wholesome big chungus. So when I inevitably go insane I'll say something like, "let's go save those orphans" or "wow you are looking buff today bro" before my death.

THIS IS NOT FINACIAL ADIVCE, THIS IS RETARD ADVICE

GREG BOVINO SAYS RAPE THE LIBTARDS

Right wingers are bards. When we call them faggots they suffer 1d4 damage.

Power word: Faggot!

Love Santa Cruz Joker such a underrated lowcow and he called me a nigger in one of his videos

Bitch, you titties sag and your socks are never clean.

Somehow, Kenshi was not on my bingo list for obscure off-topic discussions. I once again underestimate USPG autism.

They're FURRIES!
They're posting their GOON FOLDER!
They're more active than the POLITISPERGS!
WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHH BUUUUUUUUUDDYYYYYYYYYY

Everytime fanart of (insert hero) killing ice gets posted a mexican is deported, i hope they know that.

Poor kid is going to end up with a thread or a manifesto.

Meg, I can see 2 inches of cleavage and I can still tell you hit the wall.
Jeremy, a hair transplant won't fix your depression
Rahul, maybe trying being a good actor instead of a racist cunt
Michael, you look like you are trying to suck on Jax's pseudopenis.

Facist kink? How are these people even real? How does this even work? "Aryan Übermensch looking for cute Nazi princess for consensual book-burning" or what?

 

[The Saltening]

Dude i did not want to see GAY PORN today. But tom is cut so its not him

 

[CaddestSlown]

If there was actually a "bomb all non-white countries because it's fun and cool" party, I'd actually vote.

Is it true that Epstein fapped to FNaF Futanari porn? If so... well... shit... I really don't want to say it, but I, sadly, have something in common with him.

I’m going to run for senate! My goal is to”I’ll fulfill your dreams to fulfill mine with a hot slut.”

He's roleplaying Epstein, anyone older than 17 is a hag to him.

He's probably going to name the next baby he puts into an autistic girl via IVF in hexadecimal

 

[SNEED.EXE]

imagine Epstein getting fnaf lore while shooting ropes to fnaf futa goon material and looking up William Afton and being like "that dude's literally me bro i can do all that i should do that for real"

and all of this is how pizza gate started btw this means Scott Cawthon was the first domino piece to lead to Epstein getting killed in prison

Young, enterprising rapists

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Either way kill ykurself.

despite that picture being of me, he meant it for you

Well if you love the Jews so much why don't you marry them? And then give me all your silver!

How much cash do you typically like to keep available to yourself?

Rasmus? Rasmusss! Rasmusmusmus?!?

What will Maldavious play now.

All the faggots in the comments saying that this confirms Hatemonger is gay should be burned alive in the hate forges of Planet Heaven.

Gay, stopped reading.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Half the things he says are outright lies and the other half probably didn't happen like he said.

I can imagine him holding his toy dinosaurs and doing his best serious voice in front of the mirror

I should plan my trip to Mexico while the cartel is busy watching Dragon ball

IT'S SHRIVELED
IT'S DEAD
IT'S FALLING OFF DUE TO DIABETIC NECROSIS

She/herlatan

buddy, sometimes that "inner light" that you're following is the light of an oncoming train, and the wise thing to do is to get the hell off of the tracks before you get flattened Wile E. Coyote-style.

Someone check this guy's harddrives, and when you're done, check the harddrives of his relatives, because what the fuck am I reading?

This is my favorite photo of the author, the tacky earrings really pull the whole midwest winemom faghag look together.

 

[FrogMinutes]

it gets worse before it gets worse

 

[vomitusdeux]

Wow that neck tat really accentuates the blown out jugulars from undoubtedly stimulant abuse

40 bucks for a fucking bowl of meat and noodles. Niglets are dropping that on a container of jarred sauces, peppers, and sausage. I'm in the wrong line of work.

Is it even rape if you can't find the hole? It's more like humping a flesh pillow.

Yeah but you still can't sing "Two world wars and one world cup. Doo dah, doo dah!"

It's like if Captain Janeway was trying to be slutty.

This thread makes me more angry and racist by the day

Any women here to tell me what a gynaecologist room smells like?

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

"Attachments will continue to be sluggish until the new disks can be inserted."

One letter difference. It might be a sign i've been online too long but i read it as "dicks" for a second and had to do a double take.

 

[Hamstirer]

Suddenly – with absolutely no provocation – he roared out “FUCKING NIGGERS”. Then he jumped the red light and sped off.

 

[CallmeCicada]

If I wanted power, I'd fuck Null.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

#1 rule for Kiwifarms: everyone is some shade of brown until hands are posted

Brown until proven fat

 

[CansOfCant]

Im seeking some truth amazon might not sell a book on

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Unfortunately, Dominican Furries want to be Huskies and I chose an Arctic Wolf

 

[PandaChai]

Not a nipple expert so take it with a grain of salt

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

they havent ruined pooping upside-down yet

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

There are 902 US billionaires. 62 are non Jewish non White and 163 of them are Jewish non White which come out to 224

902 - 224= 678

(678 / 902) × 100 = 75%

You throw 75 percent of all US billionaires under the bus to cry about 18 (redid the math) percent of billionaires.

as an aside, how tf is elon worth over 700 billion

 

[dcss]

Also you're not bi polar so I'm double not interested in you. Suck on that.

 

[Aunt Carol]

My last serious relationship only happened because she asked me to be her boyfriend while leg locking me and it would be too awkward to say no.

Jesus, the man is in his 40s. Like just troon out and join a discord.

She should be deported to Venezuela for looking like a cross between Ethan Hawke and Nick Rekeita.

His purpose is to play poorly in a really sad band of misfits for drunks and stoners while defrauding the disability system?