random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Lords Greatsword]

Microsoft Teams being used for a crackhead’s gambling session is probably the best and only true usage for it

Literally every post you've made screams out that you are in desperate need of mental health assistance.

 

[The Thinking Abacus]

As a top guy in the degeneracy industry Epstein was constantly on the lookout for new frontiers and products.

 

[stupid frog]

"There could be kiwifarmers on this site" he thought as the blue light of the monitor were illuminating his dark cellar basement.

Imagine if I fell on my knees in front of a Frank Frazetta painting and shouted "I WISH I HAD THAT OMFG AAAAAAA, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL" and then went onto 4chan to blogpoast about how unhappy I am am about never getting to experience what it must feel like to be the guy in this picture.

 

[Sooty Soot]

So, Your Girl Really Likes to Watch Gay Sex. Here's What That Means for You.

 

[Gentlebastard]

He is the polar opposite of a Renaissance-Man, terrible at everything he puts his mind to.

Some people here complain that anime is too perverted, but they are not prepared for Frankish goon-slop.

If your video isnt called "big titty pawg step-sister gamer goth girl gets fucked hard by boyfriend-step-brother while the landlord-step-mom watches herself getting cucked by her step-son and sucks a BBC dildo" you're not getting your views.

Do stalker children dream of enjoying prison?

I detect the hand of his stalker nemesis Matthew Hardin behind this. Only a legal mind so convoluted and devious as Hardin could come up with a plan to sue Greee for not paying rent.

Suffah Legal System

 

[Law]

Why do a couple of you insist on writing in Chantal’s supposed voice like she’s Australian? Is this what she actually sounds like to you?

 

[Xarpho's Return]

I was just a dude trying to have some fun, wearing Hello Kitty glasses at work

Turns out that to find a pic of a big fat nigga eating a massive cheeseburger, you need to google for big fat nigga eating a massive cheeseburger.

This sounds suspiciously like a Neon Genesis Evangelion fan film sequel.

The weapons arrayed on what appears to be a counter covered with disintegrating peel and stick flooring tiles really brings it all together.

A man denied his community, stripped of his black people degree.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

@herefortheactualthreads I'm so, so glad that Muslim invaders are stoning your women in the head; I can't wait in the next 5 years that your country will soon be famous for BDSM involving child brides. KYS. Germany has already contributed via Rammstein, Scooter and other obscure EDM literal who's in my Pandora and Spotify Playlists. Kindly you and all your German compatriots shoot your own genitals off for me to masturbate to you pathetic A-log. Castrate your balls as well so Dominican women can laugh at you when you visit.

 

[Jhonson the Two]

I wonder if these people will always be retards or if they will eventually grow up

 

[Poonocchio]

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[Aunt Carol]

The most viewed thread on bodybuilding.com is an argument over how many days are in a week.

I am going to that house and stealing all the Garfield merch. I am re-appropriating Garfield into loving arms.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Why are you, a grown man, thinking about the Grammys?

 

[Poonocchio]

I'm white, and yes I do have mong DNA. The test said so.

 

[BinaricHate]

ralphamale is ugly as fuck whoever he is

 

[Extreme Crusader]

BPDs are famously known for rational and logical behavior.

 

[Rotollo 2]

You made me side with Turkey Tom on something, and for that you can never be forgiven.

 

[stares at error messages]

Transgenderism is an abomination to Brahman who created the electric field with 2 sexes.

 

[Random Internet Person]

This thread hasn't failed in delivering great lols.
I'm gleefully observing this whole shit show.
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[Metamorpho]

"I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. THE TWELVE TRIBES OF ISRAEL ARE SOME BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKERS THEY DRONE STRIKED MY FUCKING WIFE"

 

[Gog & Magog]

Being fully honest, if anthro women were real most men would fuck one if they had the opportunity. It's not a modern phenomenon, and it's why I don't think people into anthro bitches are necessarily furries.

After the post-nut clarity i have come to the conclusion this thread is haram, shut it down.