random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Instant_Pot_User]

Its a penis gom jabbar

 

[Cnidarian]

Awful advice, if you have any dignity you'd understand male pattern baldness to be the gift of a lifetime—men were meant to look like crazed maniacs, I pity those who fail to reach their potential.

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[Snusmumriken]

I got straight up punched in the face til my nose bled and me left front tooth is now all wiggly

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

HARRY POTTER, DID YOU FORGE MY NAME IN THE PUBLICLY RELEASED EPSTEIN LIST?!

 

[CaddestSlown]

"aren't you a Christian? What would Jesus do??"
"shoot the annoying faggot. Amen"

Bleaching the legion of pagan brown girls is my God Given Right and Destiny.

Im going to fix race relations in this country

Wtf I love gay spics now

Why do I have to be employed? This couldn't wait until 5pm burger time? Fuck I have to go through 20 pages of public implosion

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Also ur dick isnt that big you ugly bulgarian mf

 

[Not A Cat Person]

I've called for the doom of Joshua Moon.
I mean this with all my heart; God hates him.
He's a shitty human trafficker that destroys lives and stories for nazi control.
His brain will leak out of his ears with zap shocks.

 

[Waffle Iron]

It's like they think she personally went to her best buddy's island, grabbed a hunting rifle, and lined up to play The Most Dangerous Game with the trans kids.

 

[Aunt Carol]

can we be nicer to pedos it is hurting my mental health when ur mean to us

I WATCHED ONE VIDEO ABOUT BREASTFEEDING ON YOUTUBE AND THEY WONT STOP RECOMMENDING VIDEOS ABOUT IT I AM NOT A SICKO STOP IT YOUTUBE!!!!

My hobbies are watching youtube, shit-posting, scratching my ass and eating sandwiches.
And if I'm feeling really energetic, I like to walk from one side of the room to the other.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Hahahaha shut up, nerd. I could punch you, and you'd orgasm.

If your video isnt called "big tiity pawg step-sister gamer goth girl gets fucked hard by boyfriend-step-brother while the landlord-step-mom watches herself getting cucked by her step-son and sucks a BBC dildo" you're not getting your views.

BEAT UP BY A GIRL ALERT

Joshua Moon says trans rights

Don't worry, I censored the naked gook.

Are you going to supply the mod with white dick?

FUCK YEAH FUCKING DEGRADE AND HUMILIATE ME WITH SEXUAL AND RACIAL SLURS I'M YOUR FILT- Wait a minute, you support Trump? What is wrong with you???

I do not respect a living being who puts "influencer" as a "job title". Putting "narcotics abuser" is less shameful. Keyword: LESS.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Yann's unfamiliarity with prior literature is clearly on display, here. Whether an intelligence being "submissive" suffices to make it easy-to-steer is a primary focus of my 1.8M-word BDSM decision theory D&D fic, which Yann apparently refuses to read.

 

[Sooty Soot]

I am starting to think Epstein was secretly based.

 

[Big Nasty]

I'm so overjoyed at this news I could just shit

 

[Cancer ♥]

In light of recent revalations:
There is nothing wrong with having a small penis.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I run a drama website. If you have an issue with this please just fuck off to /pol/.

 

[R9K Insurgent]

I can't believe we get this shit for free!

 

[Chromeo]

Like sharks, women can smell blood in the water. Also like sharks, women can eat 0.5% to 3% of their own weight in a day. Join my IRC to learn more about similarities between women and sharks.

in schizo's world, you're either a schizo who gets all your health advice from tumblr, or you have no thumbs.
there's no in-between.

Why specifically that group? Does that imply angelic pedophile peasants exist?

 

[Asian tech support]

Samantha never broke my tooth in half you retarded and insane bitch. I am so very glad you are gone and can't even reply to me HAHAHA!

I want my debit card back, you take your shit, and keep my name out of your filthy mouth.

 

[Dr. Butt]

At least I got money… I thought, before the dog girl apologized then showed my small hate filled weiner online.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Begging for Incest