random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[frozen_runner]

I wish American nerds would do cool shit like dress up like a gay superhero to clean up trash and improve their community, instead of trooning out and gooning to clown fart porn all day

Do you guys recommend playing the Pathways first or should I jump right into Chudways?

The most feminist thing you can do is not have sex. Sex is this: . Don't do this.

I'm not reading all that. But the title makes me hate brown people even more.

Bleach for president.

The world ended in 2007 and we've been in hell since.

It's amazing how many times I find myself rooting for the disease these days.

I [REDACTED] to Sam Altman

Try trooning out. I heard it helps.

Aw, dangit. I wanted to post the smuggie!

Where’s the proof? I need some EBIDANCE!

Who cares about any of these people?

I love the police state. #justiceforgamergate

thank GOD for kiwifarms, you can't find this video pretty much anywhere

Don't forget to drink those Tide Pods, if you want to meet Woke Unicorn Jesus!

Shakespeare was always a fat tranny nigger. Had you bothered to read it, it was indecipherable garbage, like talking to a London bus driver.

Pdiddy actually wrote the mona lisa.

My feelings are the responsibility of everyone except me, give me asspats or you're Hitler.

The video link leads to pornography.

Then one day, for no reason at all, people elected Hitler (J.K. Rowling).

Because I don't want fucking penis in my toilets.

THEY ARE JEWS IT SHOULD BE CLEAR THAT THEY ARE OF DEMONIC NATURE

OPEN YOURSELF TO THE IDEA THAT THEY ARE DEMONIC MONSTERS HERE TO KILL US BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE IT'S 2 SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT

ACLU IS CANANITE IN NATURE

>epstein browsed 4chan, watched yuri/futanari porn, was banned from xbox live for harassment, and moot has connections to epstein
this is all proof that gamergate started everything

Evil is real
But read The Road
Then carry the fire

Frenchmen see a moderately dick shaped object and are struck by irresistible homolust.

 

[Harm]

My god…

I too know why the caged bird sings. Just a few moments ago, I… I got a negative sticker on a sick post. It had it all. Comedy. Drama, Entertainment. An interesting flow of words so intricately put together to spark self reflection and dare I say, enlightenment in the human soul. Also, it had a the greatest of prose that it made Shakespeare look like a fat obese nigger with a stupid baby dick and peanut brain.

But, one thing caught my eye. An autism sticker.

It was the most bone chilling horrible thing ever. I am sorry for your loss and this cruel act of violence against you. May you heal and fly away from this pain, my fellow. God bless you.

 

[Dr. Butt]

The following months led to some of the darkest times for both me personally, the forum as a whole, and what I honestly believe to be for the entire Internet.

 

[The Cheese Aisle]

Did you just heckin' misgender me you tar-skinned shit-for-brains spear-chucking chicken-bone-crunching low-credit-score-having sideways-pistol-aiming crotch-grabbing child-support-dodging lazy-ass fatherless fucking HOUSE NIGGER!?

 

[neger psykolog]

The farms will be the first place I inform if I start beating my husband, don't you worry. A true farmer never lets something like jail stop the content.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Fat fuck diabetic doordash piece of shit.

Personally, I'm a chicken chunks fan.

Soviets are romantic like that.

Y'know, I think I might just write a greasemonkey script to auto-rate every post in this thread as horrifying. It would probably save a great deal of time and benefit my mental health.

Best to let him poop in somebody else's jurisdiction.

 

[Dr. Butt]

What happens if you put on the mask AND the medallion?

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

 

[Dr. Butt]

you simply cannot be paid to be this fat and retarded all the time

 

[JustSomeDong]

The older I get, the more I understand some people just don't have souls. They are just a series of inputs from the outside world that they reflect back at everyone around them.
If they stop reflecting their input, they cease to exist.

 

[DickMain]

>You see the red pill
>It's too big to swallow
>Good news
>It's a suppository

 

[CaddestSlown]

even if it came out that he DID rape young girls, I actually do not fucking give a shit anymore.

"You people"?

Why don't you quit beating around the bush and just call us niggers?

I'D LOVE TO WATCH IT BUT IT ONLY BUFFERS TO 4 FUCKING SECONDS.

fuck me, is this what I sound like when Im Tartaria posting?

The fact that you teach us about historical stuff while you're drunk makes you the coolest drunk guy ever.
I just pound beers and say racist bogan shit until I pass out.

>But the hardest truth of all comes unlubed
>The truth is...
>That it do be like that, Mr. Stancil
>It was always like that

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I got plights, they're multiplyin',
My poor mouth has no control,
Matthew Hardin's found my victims,
Judge I need you to fix him

Judge you better shape up,
Cause I need a win,
Now my bank account is bare,
I asked ChatGPT, and now I understand,
These fucking judges just don't care
(About my plights they do not care...)

Null's the one that I want,
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey,
The one that I want, (Null is the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey,
He's the one that I need,
He needs to swallow my seed...

 

[Gentlebastard]

I thought this thread had everything, but now it has MORE COWBELL

Inject the cringe directly into my veins I love it give me more!

I just hope he writes a book about it. I wanna see exactly how disconnected he is from reality and how he blames the farms for his lack of a brothel empire.

If cowwatching has taught me anything it's that modern society is not fit for some people, and you need the dregs to deal with the dregs just below them.

I at times think he's two little orangutans, one standing on the other, due to his fucked up posture, gait, and ill-fitting shirts.

 

[Metamorpho]

Erm, the child killer would agree with me. Suck on that, chud!
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[Jhonson the Two]

I would'nt be surprised if it turns out that Epstein was somewhat aware of who Null and Chris Chan are just because of the 4chan thing.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Obviously it'd be horrifying if someone did that to your real testicle

 

[Gog & Magog]

Doctors in France had an unusual shift this weekend after a man came to the hospital with a historic artifact shoved up his anus. A 24-year-old man came to the hospital in Toulouse, complaining about pain but offering no details. After entering surgery, it was discovered that he had pushed a 16x4cm World War One shell dating back to 1918 in his butt. Doctors called the bomb squad, and the hospital was soon flooded with law enforcement and firefighters. Firefighters confirmed to Le Parisien that they defused the bomb shell, and there was no further risk of danger. The man, however, is still recovering from surgery and could face charges for violating France’s weapons legislation.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I hate everything I read here the past few days.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

I'm Prepared to break into OPs house and vandalize his anus.