random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[SNEED.EXE]

I thought Mrs. TheQuartering wasn't real and she was just a shared hallucination everyone had.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I also used to roll my eyes at that conspiracy theory but it does have some merit.

The fact that Teddy Roosevelt was the basis for Eggman means he is closer to the Sonichu cannon than most other presidents.

What is an API call if not a ritual? A function not a spell? A circuit board not a rune inscribed rock?

Thanks for reminding me that people say stuff like this completely unprompted and without an ounce of an second thought.

It's the internet dude.

It's where one person's education and knowledge is said to be equal to some idiot's opinion based on a meme they saw on Facebook.

He's developed a widow's hump. In his case I'm renaming it a wanker's hump.

They repulse me but I have to pretend they’re normal humans.

He doesn't skip a single meal. In fact, he's probably invented a few new ones.

If staring at a lovable hunk is wrong, I don't want to be right.

If you were part of any anime community she turned up and acted retarded about Gundam until people got sick of her autism.

 

[FOUND YOU!]

And it wasn’t some vanilla, spreadable I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Rape! kind of rape. Nay, we’re talking…bunker-busting mega ultra super giga-rape.

 

[DickMain]

Genuine question... How are you always in drama?

 

[Gog & Magog]

I got away with raping an Indian girl back in 2014. I used to feel a little bad about it, but its pretty funny in hindsight

I am proud to say that I have never in my life jerked off to an albino.

“Welcome to the anal sex art installation. Please, wear this blind fold and step into this dark
Room.”

“Wow, it really felt like I was being penetrated in the ass!”

Canada funding an RPGMaker game about a revolution is entirely a Canada thing to do.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Quentin Taratino needs to be sexually deported to Saturn.

I'm a professional building rapist. I know what I'm talking about indian muslim jew nigger shitskin gay black woman rapist!

 

[San Marino]

"I can't stand that feminist fuckhole. the simp retard who runs it lets females spew their feminist propaganda and bans men if they call it out."

 

[Metamorpho]

Joseph Stalin wishes he could write for Sonic the Hedgehog.

 

[Gog & Magog]

woman of calories

Jersh has created the perfect centrist website, where every single group online thinks their enemy controls the farms

Everybody in the entire world is a zionist agent except me and i'm also the only white person on earth, even my mother and father aren't white.

Hmmm... exactly the kind of thing a Zionist agent would say to cover his tracks. (As a fellow Zionist agent, I should know.)

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Too bad poopypants. The Sektur has come to reclaim your scalp.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I look like a 5/10 moid and it kills my erection

 

[Dr. Butt]

I would consider you a cow tipper. A ween, even.

 

[Glaust]

the color red is depressed and asking for help

 

[Staffy]

I can't believe this hasn't been suggested after DSP's meltdown about this not too long ago.
"I need banana, tasty banana, put banana in my mouth, squeeze the peel it comes in denim!"
SQUEEZE BANANA

 

[Crex Crex]

There's a small safe tunnel between miscegenation and inbreeding, and just because you shouldn't fuck your sister doesn't mean you should get kinky with Koko

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Niggas need to cowmax.

I never believe any article where they've taken a selfie in a hospital bed.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You'd be surprised at the G-force semen has.

Men are whores as it is, and two men without the limiting factor of a woman involved are whore squared.

You left out that she's fat and fucked a horse, but I appreciate the honesty.

We're going to have a baby!
And it's coming out RETARDED!

 

[WelperHelper99]

Last night my wife walked in during KC and said "Lol why are they always talking about him" and I said "BITCH, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SPEAKING DURING THE CASINO".

 

[Pedophobe]

Brevity is the soul of wit and, by God, these fuckers are indeed soulless.

Clown world is truly amazing.

Legend has it, his shadow once killed a dog.

 

[Gentlebastard]

the ethics of shitter falling gangbangs

When the geese showed up for their cameo at 5:15 I lost it. Best background characters ever. I hope in the sequel they get some lines.

They are fully capable of self-destroying on their own. So no need to get involved with them. You will just lower yourself on their level

You couldn't waterboard this shit out of me.

I WILL NOT FEDPOST I WILL NOT FEDPOST I WILL NOT FEDPOST I WILL NOT FEDPOST I WILL NOT FEDPOST
I WILL NOT FEDPOST I WILL NOT FEDPOST I WILL NOT FEDPOST I WILL NOT FEDPOST I WILL NOT FEDPOST

I always think that they're focus-testing a new "I'm so special and unique" label.

I hope that this post raises your racism back to healthy levels, fren.