random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Shiki Ouji]

“My dick is small,” he says, once the liquor starts flowing, “and that is disappointing.”

 

[Spectate]

I feel incredibly guilty. While looking at these images on gelbooru and censoring them, I became very aroused. I've revealed in a prior message that I was first exposed to lolicon when I was 11, and this induced pedophilic desires in me. I feel guilty because I criticize and ridicule these people while consuming the same things they do. (Though, at least I acknowledge that the content is immoral and am trying to stop, unlike them. This doesn't make me much better, however.) The farther away that I try to get from lust the harder it becomes. I am engaged in spiritual warfare against demonic forces that try to influence me. However, I'd like to clarify and say that I'm not putting the blame solely on outside forces, as my evil doing is governed by my will. I'm going to take drastic measures and stop using the Internet completely.

 

[a kiwifarms user]

>literally pays Microshaft for the privilege of writing his manifesto every month

 

[DickMain]

A CUCUMBER IS NOT A PICKLE IF IT WASN'T PICKLED YOU VAPID WHORE

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Wait, this faggot stayed living with his parents that long while actually making money? What the fuck? I've said in the past that he's one of the few successes from channel awesome, but god damn does everyone from that website have a case of being terminally retarded?

 

[pro drivor]

"Becky" was more for white women who wuz coming in to steal they mans

Becky is the person a (presumably white) valley girl is complaining to about black women and their huge butts.

a proper scientist is conspiritard-made so you're closer to it than the average 100 IQ psychology major whose mommy always believed they would be super special so they have 200k in debt and are working to prove women aren't real while being drugged on 24124 pharma-shilled barely-provable pills that are supposed to fix their "conditions" that are actually "my brain is complaining I'm a useless loser who's scared of exercise and contributing to society " disorder

Prove your research is worth the fucking grant money you goddamn useless piece of shit.

The Romans' "Self Healing Concrete" was not made because they were geniusses and performed molecular material science to align Ions so that they can tactically leak out to re-form cracks in the concrete.

Tesco Value Lucy Lawless

I poked my head into /mlpol/

pregfaggotry demon so that they could use the resulting coom to power a global infertility spell

I don't know if Europe exists. Never seen it, never stepped on it, nothing. All the shit on the TV could just be a set in Kansas. Prove to me Europe exists.

Ireland was invented entirely to market Lucky Charms and England is a Disney park near Boston.

France is real, though. Nobody could make up France.

some pretty hardcore SSRIs

(I believe he might have done it with Randy Stair style marksmanship)

Schools are plague pits

He really needs to be thread banned.

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

If there were ever an honest-to-god "saviour of the white race," it wouldn't come out of people like Casey Putsch, Andrew Anglin, Sam Hyde, or any of those lunatics. The true "saviour of the white race" would 100% be a juggalo.

 

[Ill]

What do you expect from someone who openly admits to watching cp with children with Down syndrome?

 

[Xarpho's Return]

UPDATE: She is NOT a tranny. Crisis averted!

 

[Gentlebastard]

my opinion is the only one I truly give a shit about. If something looks interesting you watch or read it. Reviewers are, 99% of the time, retarded faggots with shit taste.

I should probably stop now or the federal agent watching my AI prompt history is gonna need therapy

Fun fact: Under US federal law black powder muzzle loaders arent considered firearms and you can buy them with cash and no background check from stores that arent even authorized to sell guns like my local flea market that has some for sale. They also dont have a traceable ballistics profile.

What a fag. He had footage of the best lolcow drama ever in his hands and he just deleted it. A real documentary filmmaker is able to completely emotionally detach himself from his subject, the only thing Ash has detached is his penis.

There's a lot of history behind his slur that I won't get into. Look it up, it's quite fascinating. Chinese racism is really innovative.

I laugh, but then I also run my fingers across my tin foil hat a little.

After Jack burns down the budget crematorium, his only remains/legacy will be a hopper full of carbonized stools, the bones of cats and babies that had disappeared in various Walmart aisles, and a TV remote that had disappeared up his ass.

We must fight back not only for our BBQ but for our very existence.

Getting kicked out of the Libertarian Party is less politically significant than getting kicked out of a Dark Age of Camelot guild.

"Niggers smoke crack and eat watermelon" is funny.
"Blxck bodied persons of afro-indigene backgrounds xelf-medicating intergenerational trauma" isn't funny. That shit's gay.

I'm not going to get into an argument with you out of respect for the tenth anniversary of Harambe's passing.

 

[Laburnum]

arguing endlessly on the site made for updates on how much fanta and jizz a fat retard drank today is soy.

 

[Autistic Joe]

THISISWHATIVOTEDFOR

Say what you want about harambe but at least he never held a gun to a pregnant woman's stomach

One gorilla is more important than a million niggers

Two monkeys dead and the right one gets celebrated, lmao.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Get the fuck out of here with your logic and facts, clearly the aliens are into feet.

Penis care starts right now

"don't talk to me or my wife's co-worker's daughter's... wait let me check the chart"

A latinx femboy. Unsurprising.

Sous vide your pussy retard.

He can't even out-looksmaxx an Italian waiter.

Flesh has the twitter sickness.

But, but, his boners! They were sent from God too!

damn that is a rough 30. the inexorable passage of time got hands.

Nathen’s new, even harder to pronounce book, is finally out.

Calls transgenderism CCP propaganda. Does not elaborate.

She made a really good coffee too, I hope she doesn't get sepsis and die anytime soon.

Thread got bumped and I remembered Jen exists.

It is 100% gay sex to stick a man penis into a gooey, warm man vagina.

A real documentary filmmaker is able to completely emotionally detach himself from his subject, the only thing Ash has detached is his penis.

this is a duplicate but I excerpted it at a different place

There is no "tato" in "toMATO."

She looks like if Crayola Carnation Pink was a person, and also fat.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It is confusing, but makes more sense when you know the japs sell a lot of compilation movies. So this probably wasn't made as a film with four sets of families getting raped (presumably, four sets of mother and daughter/s)

Old porn wasn't like new porn. When was the last time you saw a quail hunting scene? Do they even have shotguns in modern porn?

who hasn't sent a dildo to someone else at least once in their life, amirite?

I'd go as far as to say that the number of people who look better with a septum piercing than without one is zero

I'd say this was a hate crime against autistic people but were all autistic here.

That won't work. If you want niggers to buy your game, it's real simple, take all the math out and get the Dragonball Z license. There, I just made you rich.

your autism is triggered over black people being in the odyssey

my autism is being triggered by the fact theyre using iron weapons in a bronze age story

we are not the same

prettybadmagic has finished her ballsack pussylips entry.

I checked out the dude who posted this cringe and according to his post history he's a troon, a brony, and a Deltarune fan.

That's a reddit bingo.

Funnily enough I point out how ridiculous this all is and I'm met by the trans nigger posting a reaction of a JuJitsu Kaisen panel of a character being punched down a flight of stairs.

I only skimmed this and perked up at "whole families getting put in gas chambers", only to realize a moment later that this dumb fuck is talking about live stock

The golden cock of rape culture stands proud tonight, and I am here for it.

#BelieveNoWhores

You know, back in the day, if you made a fetish goonergame about Planet of the Lesbian Rape Warriors, at least you'd have the decency to give the girls big tits.

Imagine being such a failtroon that even in your lesbian rape fantasy game, you can't imagine yourself being with an actual woman.

At least that game had the line "You don't get rewarded for incest." in the rulebook.

really starting to think that if you like girls, wearing their underwear won't make them like you

Welcome to the lifetime of pain and medication Ash.

Wound Seperation. Hmm.. found a new name for my next band.

Granulated Necropussy

(Cis)tem with the Downs
My AGP Romance
Blink 41%
Tweezer

is this a glowy army recruiter post? because now I kinda wanna join.

His climb in quality from his first video is very impressive. My soyclitty is leaking in anticipation for his next installment in the series.

You would know him best for being the person who forced one of his players to do an erp with a robot being forced to cum. He's canceled now quite obviously.

 

[Chandelier]

"Starting now, we’ll Rape this entire family: Four families 4-hour special 2"

whose cock presses like a concealed carry down the leg of his slacks.
- his little kitty slips onto her knees. She's shy but she’s an absolute cock fiend.
- She loves to slob on knob, to hear silly boy noises of rapturous pleasure, to see the Hot One struggle. Who’s hot now? Probably the girl with a dick in her mouth, managing to not get overly slobbery, despite the immense impalation of her gob.

 

[jomoth]

I am engaged in spiritual warfare against demonic forces that try to influence me.

 

[Vygode]

Based. I'm pro trans specially in women's sports simply because women should feel what it's like to have your spaces invaded while the invaders cry victim

(L / A)

 

[Cnidarian]

This is actually bringing a repressed memory i had of these weird futanari forum i stumbled on when i was younger. The fucked up part that struck me is that the place was basically like sanctioned suicide but on steroids, any other discussion that wasn't about anime dickgirls was about commiting suicide, self harm, self hate and super edgy shit like that.

 

[LiquidKid]

From Garfield to Allah. That is the whole story.

 

[pro drivor]

be kylie page
one of the hottest women ever, could have been anything she wanted
starts doing porn
starts being a drug addict
fucking dies
bros why women are like that