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[KiwiFuzz]

KiwiFuzz said:
“La renta!” shouted a pistol-packing gangbanger in a wheelchair who was called El Wheelo.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I hope they used hancuffs with the trans flag and use it on Ghetto and White trash.

Glownigger mayo mama'

Retards don't realize that cicadas are a once every 17 years phenomenon and are not even a sustainable source of food.

Not in a boat, not on a tree,
not in a lake, oh you know me.
I will not eat them here or there,
I will not eat them anywhere.
I will not eat those nasty plates,
so stop your fuckery, Billy Gates.

Media faggots, you eat your bugs, we sane people will have our steak and pork chops.

I don't even like seafood but I'll sure as hell eat lobster or crab before a fucking cricket.

You're not evil, you're just a loon.

Hey Denise
YOU ARE FAT AND WE WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU

THEY CALLED HIS MUDDAH!!!

Probably me, as I'm usually drunk when posting here

The mayor is a fish faced retard

Reading is racist

 

[Big Nasty]

 

[asparaghost]

"are you seriously so fragile that saying homophobic, ableist slurs and dropping the N word makes you feel special?"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Get fucked troons, you'll never shut down delicious chicken or JK Rowling.

 

[thismanlies]

You made a mistake when you deprived an aryan from everything he had to lose, you made a bigger one when you deprived a Satanist of one. This is fucking alogging, even antifa, the arm of the jewish media with the purpose to dox white nationalists, has more mercy than you people. Fuck you kike.

 

[Meat Target]

I've never seen the written form of gargling on a cock put this succinctly.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

gender is a fuck

 

[Meat Target]

You saw it too. We're both going to hell

First one to cum loses.

Do you wanna build a glowman?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

YOU FUCKING KIKE. YOU DARE ASK ME TO THANK YOU FOR RUINING MY LIFE?

 

[Zero Day Defense]

The good: goth girls are not dead
The bad: they all gained 200 pounds

 

[Aunt Carol]

Be grateful your nipples didn't rot off and move on with your life.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I would never defend the Holocaust. It was objectively wrong. Definitely an overreaction on Hitler's part.

I think it's the association with INFECTED WOUNDS.

Seems like just the type to have to be banned from shitting and pissing in public.

Oh, I see. Someone was molested.

The only thing around here getting dismantled is some hymens-- take it or leave it.

(Sorry for the quintupleruple posting but it's Friday and the shitposts are flowing like diarrhea on an NBC reality show.)

 

[Meiwaku]

Don't you have a dog or child to rape?

under anarchy there will no longer be any more food stamps, but clown-themed prostitutes will be at the top of the pyramid and won't need food stamps any more.

Are you expecting a clown-themed tranny whore to have fully-formed political convictions?

 

[NyQuilninja]

A, uh, friend of mine wants to know if you can get the vaccine in your dick.

That's the thing about Clown World. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

Hey dumbass, this ain't China or NK you can't force me to do shit! Now go snort crack off of a deathfat stripper's asshole

Who cares about ethical coke? Call me when I can get my gluten-free meth.

I bet someone at Microsoft got called a shitty noob and was asked why his mom’s OnlyFans only had pictures if train tunnels.

Doesn't browse /pol/, doesn't have an account on the kiwi farms, isn't calling people nigger and faggot online, shirt isn't stained with tendies grease, hasn't given up women for 2D instead, sorry I'm pressing x to doubt this guy is a true autistic.

Don't worry lady, you can sit on me with your mom butt any day.

If a fat chick falls in the woods, does she ree about the patriarchy?

“Social media influencer” is about as real as finding a wife on OnlyFans

If you make me get the shot you get the glock

As far as I can tell, Joseph Smith founded the Church of Latter Day Saints for the sole purpose of imbuing man with the power of bioluminescence.

When I was 16 my gf was 20. I have a tough time condemning this...

I mean she was a friend of my sisters who I had known practically my whole life. Wait...was I fucking groomed?

yeah I really want to rent hello kitty room if I ever go to japan.

Takes a man's man to openly admit that they would die for cock in their mouth.

Play nigger games, win nigger prizes.

 

[Meiwaku]

Calm down, faggot. At least spit the taste of Josh's cock out your mouth first before coming to post.

It's one thing to say "hey, Josh is a cool guy". It's another to verbally fellate him for all to see.

I'd blow Josh just to piss you off.

A story in two parts

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Goddamn I hate California. They manage to ruin absolutely everything they touch. Weed, deserts and environment all on one hat trick. Goddamn it

That's a lot of Fruit Roll Ups.

 

[Piss Bear]

no one above the age of 15 is impressed that you smoke weed Kevin. You wanna impress me? start smoking crack

 

[nekrataal]

I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL STOP CALLING THE LANDLINE AND ASKING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.

SHUT THE FUCK UP. I LOVE BUSTY ARYAN WOMEN. I HAVE FUCKED BUSTY ARYAN WOMEN. Unlike you fucking psychopaths. I am not a fag who obsesses over men, like you faggots who have a whole site dedicated to alogging Rand and Ralph.

 

[Local Fed]

I have been learning Esperanto with Bill Shatner's assistance for precisely this moment.

I just had the most horrific idea for a body pillow.

I Imagine alot of our last thoughts will be wishing we could of shitposted and trolled reddit more.

The Rwandan Genocide is just another case of the Eternal Short Man taking out his anger on the Tall Man.