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[JambledUpWords]

Fishing for an autism diagnosis

 

[Papa Pizzaria]

Fishing for an autism diagnosis
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I say they deserve an autism diagnosis.

 

[Salubrious]

For some reason, the last week, there's a new thread every day on r/poker about how only 5% of players are women because men are all misogynist toxic pigs.

 

[moocow]

For some reason, the last week, there's a new thread every day on r/poker about how only 5% of players are women because men are all misogynist toxic pigs.

Huh. That's an interesting choice for "next hobby to infiltrate, compromise and take over."

Can't wait to see them lose their fucking shirts to the competent players.

 

[Wallace]

Huh. That's an interesting choice for "next hobby to infiltrate, compromise and take over."

Can't wait to see them lose their fucking shirts to the competent players.

Nah, they'll just demand the rules change so that women and troons get three extra cards every hand to compensate them.

 

[Wallace]

Our friend from upthread who had her vagina removed to become a genderless robot contemplates her life choices.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

For some reason, the last week, there's a new thread every day on r/poker about how only 5% of players are women because men are all misogynist toxic pigs.

Women poker players absolutely felted. (Also literally.)

 

[hasbinot]

Supposed teenager wants to carry around pads on the chance that while he’s eavesdropping on womens conversations he discovers they need a tampon.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Our friend from upthread who had her vagina removed to become a genderless robot contemplates her life choices.

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[Nigger Respecter]

It's fucking surreal. My favorite are the people claiming they need to move to the EU because of Roe v Wade or whatever and they don't realize that abortion on demand is not really a thing in most of Europe.

Plus you would think that moving to another state would be easier than trying to secure a work visa.

Because it's all just virtue signaling. Everyone needs to one-up everyone else in their declaration of how much they think America sucks, and no one is actually any smarter than anyone else so they won't be called on their misinformation. There's a reason the subreddit r/ShitAmericansSay is so popular. It's very easy to make fun of dumbass Americans talking about every other country as either a communist utopia or an absolute shithole with zero nuance

 

[NoReturn]

Our friend from upthread who had her vagina removed to become a genderless robot contemplates her life choices.


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"I feel different than anyone else."
You're an autistic teenager. That's how all of you feel.

Because it's all just virtue signaling. Everyone needs to one-up everyone else in their declaration of how much they think America sucks, and no one is actually any smarter than anyone else so they won't be called on their misinformation. There's a reason the subreddit r/ShitAmericansSay is so popular. It's very easy to make fun of dumbass Americans talking about every other country as either a communist utopia or an absolute shithole with zero nuance

The older I get, the more poignant this scene becomes:

The more I learn about other people and experience other cultures, the more I accept that people are people, every other country also has the same kind of douchebags that America has, it's just that because America exists, they all get to say "Hey, at least we aren't America. What a bunch of ignorant, backwards, redneck idiots those guys are."

 

[thejackal]

It's fucking amazing 9/10 whenever I search some leftist edgelord's reddit handle it points right to the dox. TIL that reddit poster "seatown2nyc" is a fucking public defender for King County. You can't make this shit up. This dude posts like a 20 year old Marxist (ACAB bruh! Death to bootlickers!) on reddit and is a public rep for the county. Yikes.

This is homeboy, JFC.

 

[JustStopDude]

It's fucking amazing 9/10 whenever I search some leftist edgelord's reddit handle it points right to the dox. TIL that reddit poster "seatown2nyc" is a fucking public defender for King County. You can't make this shit up. This dude posts like a 20 year old Marxist (ACAB bruh! Death to bootlickers!) on reddit and is a public rep for the county. Yikes.

This is homeboy, JFC.

He's a public defender. If he was any good at his job, he would have an actual practice.

 

[Nigger Respecter]

I'm no law expert fag but it seems like a bad thing for an attorney to publicly talk at length on their social media about how much they hate cops? Like that could potentially fuck up some cases? Someone feel free to correct me here, I know being a public defender is a whole fucking thing

 

[quaawaa]

I'm no law expert fag but it seems like a bad thing for an attorney to publicly talk at length on their social media about how much they hate cops? Like that could potentially fuck up some cases? Someone feel free to correct me here, I know being a public defender is a whole fucking thing

He’s in Seattle. Mindlessly hating the cops is a prerequisite for working in the government or legal system there.

 

[Pauly Snore]

Futa/“mixed genital set” surgery fetish sub r/salmacian has been sperging over whether hermaphrodite is a slur for the past week. Should they should autoban people who use it? Are the salmacians oppressing the intersex? Can you identify as a hermaphrodite if you willingly chose to get a flesh tube stapled to your abdomen? Fierce debates among the mentally ill.

Decided to take a look at this freak show of a subreddit and definitely came back with more than I was expecting. Apparently the fallout between the mentally ill degenerates has gotten worse and they are splintering off into a new subreddit which is being led by this specimen. The backstory on this person is that they are supposedly the first person to get this type of surgery and that they are also a big enthusiast about bad dragon dildos. To make things worse they have posted about shoving the meat tube into the flapless hole between its cottage cheese thighs.

Spoiler: NSFW

Spoiler: Don't click here unless you want to see a mentally-ill warthog fuck itself

Fast forward to today, this individual declares themselves as a fusion and decides to leave the r/salmacian community to create their own subreddit called r/fusion_life in which they subsequently start breaking down and crying because of all the notifications of people joining the subreddit and the discord server they created triggered their PTSD.

So strong. So brave.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Because it's all just virtue signaling. Everyone needs to one-up everyone else in their declaration of how much they think America sucks, and no one is actually any smarter than anyone else so they won't be called on their misinformation. There's a reason the subreddit r/ShitAmericansSay is so popular. It's very easy to make fun of dumbass Americans talking about every other country as either a communist utopia or an absolute shithole with zero nuance

The funny thing is that these so called "communist utopias" these Redditors all claim to love aren't communist, or even socialist, at all. They're all capitalist nations, just with very high taxes and a safety net.

 

[quaawaa]

The funny thing is that these so called "communist utopias" these Redditors all claim to love aren't communist, or even socialist, at all. They're all capitalist nations, just with very high taxes and a safety net.

Or in Norway’s case, a literal petrostate.

 

[Valkorion]

Or in Norway’s case, a literal petrostate.

This. Norway isn't really all that dissimilar to the Arab oil nations, it's only democratic and lacks their megalomania.

EDIT: Norway is what Venezuela could be if it weren't run by, well, communists.

 

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Supposed teenager wants to carry around pads on the chance that while he’s eavesdropping on womens conversations he discovers they need a tampon.
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I would be unsurprised to discover that that is Jonathan Yaniv's reddit account.