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[PittyKitty]

Well there was Voat.

Problem is that you attract no-shit insane neo-Nazis and then your site glows so hard it burns your eyes.

Now there's poal, which is literally voat and more.

 

[NoReturn]

At least the conspiracy subreddits are fun.
/r/Conspiracy: The "normal" one



/r/Conspiracyii: The mavericks

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Redditor is being arm raped by her cat, wants to know if veterinary intervention may be necessary.

 

[FarCentrist]

Just another day of wild reddit retardation. Someone help me archive.

https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/vw8dfy/old_man_learns_not_to_hit_women_outside_texas/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/vwitt9/full_video_of_old_man_assaulting_innocent_woman/

Old white man smacks younger mouthy aggressive sheboon.

Omg old white man is evil racist.

Longer video comes out barely 24 hours later that's shows sheboon hit him first. All he does is stand his ground with hands in his pockets. I remind you he is quite old dealing with a hysterical woman 1/4 his age.

Then redditors either double down on negress being the victim or staying silent with a small handful admitting drawing conclusions too quickly. Unsurprisingly, the post histories of the double downers are filled with retardation.

The fall of reddit can't come soon enough.

 

[DumbDude42]

Redditor is being arm raped by her cat, wants to know if veterinary intervention may be necessary.

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cats biting and kneading you is not sexual lol, ive had male and female cats do this to me in the exact same way, its simply how they play and interact with humans who are close to them

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

cats biting and kneading you is not sexual lol, ive had male and female cats do this to me in the exact same way, its simply how they play and interact with humans who are close to them

Right, only on reddit would someone classify this as rape. Don't forget to get consent Mister Whiskers uwu.

 

[NoReturn]

>buy weird exotic flowers from the other side of the planet because of internet memes and hype
>every other internet retard is also chasing the same fad so the price goes through the roof
>bitch about capitalism on reddit because your retard meme plant is super expensive now
>buy it anyway because you're the kind of moron who gets fomo about consumer trends
and then the plant probably ends up dead from neglect within a couple weeks because a manchilds basement cave isn't a healthy environment for exotic meme flowers from thailand lol

Just another day of wild reddit retardation. Someone help me archive.

https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/vw8dfy/old_man_learns_not_to_hit_women_outside_texas/

https://old.reddit.com/r/ActualPublicFreakouts/comments/vwitt9/full_video_of_old_man_assaulting_innocent_woman/

Old white man smacks younger mouthy aggressive sheboon.

Omg old white man is evil racist.

Longer video comes out barely 24 hours later that's shows sheboon hit him first. All he does is stand his ground with hands in his pockets. I remind you he is quite old dealing with a hysterical woman 1/4 his age.

Then redditors either double down on negress being the victim or staying silent with a small handful admitting drawing conclusions too quickly. Unsurprisingly, the post histories of the double downers are filled with retardation.

The fall of reddit can't come soon enough.

 

[I am vomit]

cats biting and kneading you is not sexual lol, ive had male and female cats do this to me in the exact same way, its simply how they play and interact with humans who are close to them

There's a reason they call them "sin biscuits". Male cats will do that while doing the deed. And yes, even neutered cats will do this. She likely neutered him too late (he may be older than she claims for example.), and he has the instinct still. That's why neutering dogs after a certain age doesn't stop the humping, it's instinctual not sexual for them. It can also be an anxious behaviour in cats. Either way, cats absolutely knead when humping blankets and whatnot. My profession is in animal care and is mostly around cats, I've witnessed it a lot in stressed out cats that are neutered.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

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Who actually still uses reddit? How many actual users to bots? This shit screams less ‘no wascisms’ and more ‘we need to be as advertiser friendly as possible’ with a dash of self-hating whites appeasing other self-hating whites.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Who actually still uses reddit? How many actual users to bots? This shit screams less ‘no wascisms’ and more ‘we need to be as advertiser friendly as possible’ with a dash of self-hating whites appeasing other self-hating whites.

I'm forced to read it for some things, mostly gaming, because those communities have decided to put all their useful information there. Otherwise I just troll people and call the admins niggers in my suspension appeals.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

@NoReturn that one guy asking how to "stay motivated to water his plants" is peak soybrain. Fuck just doing something because you have to, or setting an alarm to remind you to do it when you forget. No, of course: anything that doesn't give you an immediate dopamine hit, just isn't worth doing!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I'm forced to read it for some things, mostly gaming, because those communities have decided to put all their useful information there. Otherwise I just troll people and call the admins niggers in my suspension appeals.

I can’t stand their fucking UI, either of them. Back during the Fappening and Gamergate, I posted objectively wrong information to fuck with people.

I do not get how it has active users beyond the fucking dregs of society. The moderation and users stifle any chance at discussion, trolling is barely fun because of his easy it was. Now they’ve made ways to stop that unless you have an old enough account that’s fairly active.

 

[NoReturn]

@NoReturn that one guy asking how to "stay motivated to water his plants" is peak soybrain. Fuck just doing something because you have to, or setting an alarm to remind you to do it when you forget. No, of course: anything that doesn't give you an immediate dopamine hit, just isn't worth doing!

Searchbar: "Stay motivated"
Results:
"How do I stay motivated to play this game?"

"I ruined my hobby by turning it into a job, how do I stay motivated?"

"How do you stay motivated when studying for a job where you're responsible for people's lives?"

"How do you stay motivated when you're already set for life?"

 

[DumbDude42]

There's a reason they call them "sin biscuits". Male cats will do that while doing the deed. And yes, even neutered cats will do this. She likely neutered him too late (he may be older than she claims for example.), and he has the instinct still. That's why neutering dogs after a certain age doesn't stop the humping, it's instinctual not sexual for them. It can also be an anxious behaviour in cats. Either way, cats absolutely knead when humping blankets and whatnot. My profession is in animal care and is mostly around cats, I've witnessed it a lot in stressed out cats that are neutered.

then why do the females do it the exact same way? my current cat is female and she constantly bites my hand and does the kneading in the exact same way that my previous cat (which was male) did it

 

[Chuck McGill]

I'm forced to read it for some things, mostly gaming, because those communities have decided to put all their useful information there. Otherwise I just troll people and call the admins niggers in my suspension appeals.

This is their main appeal. Since reddit has effectively absorbed a lot of smaller hobby forums, their subreddits on specific hobbies or games have highly curated and detailed guides on the subject. Just don't look at the comments from the waterbrained denizens of that subreddit. Roll the windows up and don't make eye contact. And for chrissakes, don't drink the Soylent.

 

[I am vomit]

then why do the females do it the exact same way? my current cat is female and she constantly bites my hand and does the kneading in the exact same way that my previous cat (which was male) did it

Does she kinda wiggle her back end a lot? Like, not aggressively humping, I mean wiggles. Female cats can and will 'masturbate' (for lack of a better term) as well. It's just more common in males.

 

[DumbDude42]

Does she kinda wiggle her back end a lot? Like, not aggressively humping, I mean wiggles. Female cats can and will 'masturbate' for lack of a better term as well. It's just more common in males.

no shes usually sitting half sideways when she does it. like in this stock photo, only on top of me instead of on some sofa:


when biting, she grabs my hand with her claws (this hurts and leaves scratch marks) and bites my fingers, and at the same time she kicks against my arm with her hind legs, like this:

 

[I am vomit]

no shes usually sitting half sideways when she does it. like in this stock photo, only on top of me instead of on some sofa:
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when biting, she grabs my hand with her claws (this hurts and leaves scratch marks) and bites my fingers, and at the same time she kicks against my arm with her hind legs, like this:
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Prefacing to saying that cat humping is different to how and why dogs do, (for example, the instinct for humping in dogs can be stress related, like cats. But typically it's for dominance, or a play behaviour.) I felt the need to say that considering it's easy to think the two are the same in this regard because they're both the most popular domestic pets, and people tend to compare them in areas despite being different species.

Not all kneading behaviour is "sin biscuits", it just can be if they're wiggling themselves against the object/person in a specific way. Most kneading behaviour isn't this act, neither is most wiggling, and I'm pleased to say your cats aren't jerking off to you, this is just normal cat behaviour from your cat. While females can and will do this, it's much more common in males, and even neutered males. You'll mostly know because they'll place their back legs between whatever they want to 'wiggle' on so it can touch their genitals, they also will seem very stimulated, dialated pupils, seeming overly excited or stimulated by petting (meowing more than normal, kneading more aggressively, things like this.) usually a bunched up blanket is the preference from my experience with cats, and the behaviour isn't extremely obvious unless you know what they're doing or what to look for. Though they may sometimes straight up hump instead of wiggle which is more noticeable but that's not really something I've seen much of unless it's another cat they're trying to do it to. If it's an object they tend to do more of a weird wiggle against it, but I never stick around and watch to see if they go into full blown humping after the wiggles either, I just leave them to their business and work with another cat until they're done, and my own personal cat is a female who's never performed a behaviour like this.

It's also a good thing to watch for as a sign of stress, if your cat isn't a humper and suddenly starts doing that, or is and does it more frequently, you should take steps to reduce stress in your cat's life as that's almost always going to be the case in spayed/neutered cats who never behaved that way before.

 

[SaidTheSpider]

when biting, she grabs my hand with her claws (this hurts and leaves scratch marks) and bites my fingers, and at the same time she kicks against my arm with her hind legs, like this:

Sounds like your cat has gotten used to treating your arm as a toy. I would recommend you buy some "kicker" cat toys, sometimes called "bunny kickers":

Whenever she starts clawing/biting/kicking you, stop her (if your cat is empathetic enough, it might help to exaggerate the level of pain by shouting "ouch" and flinching etc., to help teach her that this isn't fun for you) and give her a kicker instead. Hopefully with enough reinforcement of this she'll start seeking out the kickers herself and stop trying it on you.

 

[DumbDude42]

Sounds like your cat has gotten used to treating your arm as a toy. I would recommend you buy some "kicker" cat toys, sometimes called "bunny kickers":
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Whenever she starts clawing/biting/kicking you, stop her (if your cat is empathetic enough, it might help to exaggerate the level of pain by shouting "ouch" and flinching etc., to help teach her that this isn't fun for you) and give her a kicker instead. Hopefully with enough reinforcement of this she'll start seeking out the kickers herself and stop trying it on you.

nah im not gonna stop her from doing it, having her play fight with my arm (sometimes leg) like that is fun and adorable, i dont mind the scratches much