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Another day, another creative writing exercise believed to be real by thousands of people:
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Corpun said:
Why are the subs about hard drugs allowed up. I'm not talking hallucinogens, I'm talking cocaine and fentanyl and shit. You have people on those subs taking photos of their lines and making great sob stories when a buddy of theirs ODs because the shit they gave them was laced with something else.
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Hard drug subs are basically the last of old reddit left standing. Anything relating to piracy, creepshots, edgy politics, or gore has been banned. As to why if I had to guess it's because people with fringe left Communist and anarchist politics tend to be huge druggies and they're trying to avoid banning their own.
 
Nigger Respecter said:
Thought it would be funny to compare to overlapping reddit users for people who want to lose right the right way (diet and exercise) vs. those who think surgery will be the cheap and easy solution.

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There's nothing shocking here. People who are dedicated to losing weight vs. fat moms that watch reality TV all day. Did have a good lol @ how popular r/Steroids is with the health guys though
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I showed that site to my brother and the first thing he sent me was this

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quaawaa said:
Another day, another creative writing exercise believed to be real by thousands of people:
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The worst thing about this is this story is boring. The only part that might be interesting, the identity of the "billionaire" is left out, and the "billionaire" doesn't even do anything remotely interesting other than have a relationship this person apparently thinks is beneath his caste. (Something which the "billionaire" apparently does not himself believe making him the superior person.) Even the part he thinks is weird makes sense as I imagine having the dude drive the car makes the dealership more responsible if he drives it into a ditch before handing it over.
 
Lapis Lazuli said:
Reddit: The only place on the internet where hurting a tranny's feelings is a bannable offense but blantant child grooming like this is stunning and brave.
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Not really. That applies to Twitter, tumblr, ResetEra, any Discord associated with anything remotely furry or troon, even Facebook. Reddit isn't even the worst in a world with Twitter in it.
 
AnOminous said:
I'm seeing those a lot more in places where they don't even make sense.
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I have seen urban planners (and other /r/fuckcars types) unironically call them "traffic calmers," i.e. they're placed to slow down traffic in some places by deliberately creating congestion instead of doing something sensible like providing better alternate routes for "through" traffic to use that are faster than just barreling through.

The best part is sometimes the "traffic calmers" they install for this purpose are so small, legitimate traffic can't even always navigate it (think "furniture and appliance delivery trucks" and "moving vans") without resorting to driving over a curb or two, quite possibly damaging shit on either side of the roadway as they force their way through.

This rather misses the point of the "roundabout" concept and it doesn't surprise me in the slightest that we burgers fuck it up even when we're not driving through them.
 
Nigger Respecter said:
Thought it would be funny to compare to overlapping reddit users for people who want to lose right the right way (diet and exercise) vs. those who think surgery will be the cheap and easy solution.

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There's nothing shocking here. People who are dedicated to losing weight vs. fat moms that watch reality TV all day. Did have a good lol @ how popular r/Steroids is with the health guys though
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why is there a toddlers subreddit
 
Polish Businessman said:
Apparently among the Silicon Valley programmers they're quite numerous, and sometimes even outnumber actual women. That's where the socks meme comes from.
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This is 100% correct. Both Amazon and Google have tapped my shoulder a couple of times each over the past year offering senior-level positions and I've politely declined each time having met enough of their rank-and-file in my work over the past few years to know better. There are definitely more trannies with programming jobs in Silicon Valley than there are real women. And all the James Damores who still have jobs there and haven't been run out of town yet absolutely fucking hate it there and hate all the fucking troons ruining what used to be a great gig.

Fields Of Rye said:
I can't fucking stand the things, I feel like I'm gonna get run over like a fucking retard constantly. It would be great in a city that wasn't a fucking mess, but then why not just use a car right?
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I go out of my way to obstruct these things when someone comes riding towards me on the sidewalk on one (seemingly accidentally, i.e. by looking distracted). It really pisses them off, which is really funny. And I can scold them for being on the sidewalk with the fucking things in the first place, which pisses them off more, which is also really funny.

TiggerNits said:
I showed that site to my brother and the first thing he sent me was this
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This is a life lesson I wish I could teach more men before they learn the hard way. If you're in a committed, monogamous relationship and your woman asks you about exploring polyamory or having an "open relationship," she's already fucking someone else. Every time, without fail. Seriously -- if it comes up, just come right out and ask "so who is he?" She won't get mad. She won't rush to deny anything. She'll pause for a moment, and then she'll tell you his name.

It's a natural result of the old axiom "it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission." She's not asking for permission; she's feeling you out to see whether you're going to blow a gasket or be tolerant of it. If you don't put your foot down and directly refuse, she'll interpret it as approval and she'll just start cucking you openly. And she'll rub it in your face (and so will the other sperm donors if they think they can get away with it). She also won't bother helping you find someone new, and in fact she'll get jealous if you try to find someone on your own.

If you don't react positively, she'll just keep doing it anyway in secret (unless she already fessed up). Once she's found out, she'll either hit you with crocodile tears and beg you to let her stay (you're an idiot if you do, btw) or just bail out right away. If you're dumb enough to give her a second chance, she'll just keep cheating. It's never worth it.
 
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