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[holyhandgrenade]

What is it with predditors and fantasizing about punching small children in the face?

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Boomer throws his entire life and career away because an 8 year old broke an instrument in his class.​

Boomer Freakout
I work at an elementary school. I wasn't there but as with all things news spreads fast. This just happened a week or so ago. Apparently a student was throwing a tantrum in class. The kid threw a ukulele on the ground and when the teacher told him he "better pick it up or else" the kid said "or else what?" and stomped his foot right through it. Now obviously this is not acceptable behavior and grounds for some kind of serious punishment, however instead of calling the administrators, school resource officer, or any other type of backup to help resolve the situation, this boomer ass teacher just cocked back and full on punches this 8 year old child in the face! The other students freak out and run out of the class, the kid is on the ground blood coming from his nose, the teacher still standing over him when the SRO arrives is yelling at the student NOT SO TOUGH NOW ARE YOU!
So the parents are informed, the father arrives very soon after and is livid. He's looking for this teacher and is ready to settle it himself. He luckily never does, but is dead set on pressing charges. So the teacher was arrested at home later that evening.
This guy should've been forced to retire a while ago. He is nasty to students, he gets angry with the autistic kids for not responding to him when he'd yell good morning at them. I remember sitting in his class and hearing him just spout some unhinged shit at his students about tiktok and china and the conspiracy to make all the kids dumb with that app. Just crazy shit.
But he refused to take his retirement last year and wanted to come back. Now he's thrown it all away and ruined his life as a 60+ year old man who is now facing multiple violent charges, fired from his job, and will likely have his pension taken as part of the settlement with the family.

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I know posting twox is basically cheating but this story truly and honestly happened


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How do you do fellow kids?

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[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

The new generation of internet users are not used to being challenged about their opinions ever. They can't handle being wrong and have never even seen a downvote because they are scared of them.

Uncensored arguments on reddi are usually superficial and perfomative. They have the same energy as two Kindergarten teachers having a choreographed pretend argument with each other, trying to be an example to the five year olds of how "big kids" politely hash out their disagreement over who gets to use the finger paint first.

You may see an uncensored argument on reddit over immigration. But it won't be a debate over whether border policy should be lenient or strict, it will be a debate over whether free housing or free healthcare is more important for newly arriving migrants. It'll end with a limp-wristed compromise, and a comment chain of reddit-ism praise.
>Okay. Wow. A level-headed argument on reddit? You just won an internet.
>I squeed reading this! If only everyone would have discussions like this!
>I just explained this argument to my five year old. Xe is even happier than the time I explained that Spider Gwen is trans.

Forget the exchange of information, the pursuit of truth, or even just shooting the shit. The purpose of arguments on reddit is to put on a show to reinforce the idea that being enlightened and respectable means coloring within the lines and politely arguing trivialities.

Even contention itself has to be an exercise in conformity at reddit! Terms like "hivemind" and "bugman" are an understatement. Even ants probably have more invigorating disagreements over managing their nest.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

I squeed reading this!

That sentence filled me with visceral disgust. Well done.

 

[Smiggadigga]

There seems to be a lot of different lists of banned subreddits, so I think I'm going to try to make a spreadsheet of all the ones that I can find, will update if it goes anywhere. A highlight for you guys is that as of 13 days of r/dingdongdicks has tragically been banned. Literally 1984.

 

[Pomniman]

Uncensored arguments on reddi are usually superficial and perfomative. They have the same energy as two Kindergarten teachers having a choreographed pretend argument with each other, trying to be an example to the five year olds of how "big kids" politely hash out their disagreement over who gets to use the finger paint first.

You may see an uncensored argument on reddit over immigration. But it won't be a debate over whether border policy should be lenient or strict, it will be a debate over whether free housing or free healthcare is more important for newly arriving migrants. It'll end with a limp-wristed compromise, and a comment chain of reddit-ism praise.
>Okay. Wow. A level-headed argument on reddit? You just won an internet.
>I squeed reading this! If only everyone would have discussions like this!
>I just explained this argument to my five year old. Xe is even happier than the time I explained that Spider Gwen is trans.

Forget the exchange of information, the pursuit of truth, or even just shooting the shit. The purpose of arguments on reddit is to put on a show to reinforce the idea that being enlightened and respectable means coloring within the lines and politely arguing trivialities.

Even contention itself has to be an exercise in conformity at reddit! Terms like "hivemind" and "bugman" are an understatement. Even ants probably have more invigorating disagreements over managing their nest.

Back in the early 00s everyone knew internet arguments were gay and retarded. The only real goal if you ended up in one was pissing the other person and any observers off as much as possible. The Redditor's most heinous crime is its unrelenting thirst for even the slightest crumb of validation from random online strangers.

 

[postfeetpls]

r/Redscarepod reacts to the Aaron Bushnell self-immolation:

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The brown people like him therefore what he did was righteous and important and anyone who disagrees is a tryhard edgyboi!

Redscarepod has its moments but too often it devolves into ‘I’m not like the other redditors because I actually care about things!’ circlejerking, particularly if it’s an opportunity to reinforce your leftist cred.

What's up with r/redscarepod being so pro sandniggers these days lol I swear 90% of the subreddit are browncels and various mudslimes.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[JJLiautaud]

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Your PFP and the post are the perfect combination.

One of the highest upvote trending posts currently on /r/europe.

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Summary if you're not well versed in yuropoor catfights: everyone's retardedly nationalistic here and noone is being content with the fact that they're just slavic mutts: enter schizophrenic origin stories of nations. There's two hungarian autists who made it their life's goal to police the wikipedia article by not letting the supremely schizoid daco-roman continuity theory be stated as a fact (something that literally none of the reputable romanian historians even believe in despite it is taught en masse in textbooks), the theory is the equivalent of a hungarian that claims they're the linear descendant of Attila the hun. Of course this vile faggotry cannot go on any longer, and proud romanians have to enlist the leddit army to right this injustice.

X-post with the wikipedia thread, Romanians are being genocided again by Hungarians, pretty funny.

 

[latinlover]

Your PFP and the post are the perfect combination.

X-post with the wikipedia thread, Romanians are being genocided again by Hungarians, pretty funny.

This is still my favorite part of the reddit OP:
t. Albert Barbosescu

 

[WaifuMastodon_Subject10]

"Tailgaters could be here", he thought.

I can't believe institutions dependent on a high trust and social cohesion aren't working so hot after importing a monsoon of third worlders.

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Love this one. Just crank John Lennon's "Imagine" on your headphones while a "refugee" shoves a pregnant woman into a wall. Just don't forget to find the video on reddit afterward so you can correct everyone that she's a pregnant "person", not a pregnant "woman".

I bet millions of dollars that even these faggots also feel uncomfortable when they are bothered even by the much loved "diversity"

 

[AmazingEagle]

Is anyone else waiting to find out that he was about to get in trouble for rape/pedoing/military discipline?

I'm not sure about that but I read somewhere that on his Reddit account, Bushnell justified the Re'im music festival massacre. This guy was a psychopath before he turned himself into a piece of charcoal.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I'm not sure about that but I read somewhere that on his Reddit account, Bushnell justified the Re'im music festival massacre. This guy was a psychopath before him turning himself into a piece of charcoal.

He did. His reasoning was that Israeli citizens being colonizers are all complicit in the very real le heckin genocide so you can't blame the Arabs who massacred them. I hope his death was extremely painful and he suffered after they put him out.

 

[AmazingEagle]

He did. His reasoning was that Israeli citizens being colonizers are all complicit in the very real le heckin genocide so you can't blame the Arabs who massacred them. I hope his death was extremely painful and he suffered after they put him out.
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The music festival was on Israeli land, not a settlement in the West Bank. The concertgoers were not destroying mosques, attacking Palestinians, or demolishing Palestinian cemeteries, they were there just to have a good time, Bushnell's logic is fucking retarded.

 

[Bonesjones]

The music festival was on Israeli land, not a settlement in the West Bank. The concertgoers were not destroying mosques, attacking Palestinians, or demolishing Palestinian cemeteries, they were there just to have a good time, Bushnell's logic is fucking retarded.

Most of the deaths were from Isreali helicopters shooting people indiscriminately. Hardly a genocide.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

The music festival was on Israeli land, not a settlement in the West Bank. The concertgoers were not destroying mosques, attacking Palestinians, or demolishing Palestinian cemeteries, they were there just to have a good time, Bushnell's logic is fucking retarded.

Doing it just outside an open air concentration camp is just bad taste. Plus those who attended were the failsons and daughters of Israeli power brokers so I couldn’t give two shits.

 

[AnOminous]

Most gay men are those extreme cases of actual ingrained misogyny. They don't have any instinct to care for or protect them, best case scenario they treat them like men, worst case scenario they actually hate them.

I would disagree with this as a generality and have known many gay men. They really range from being boring plain old trad feminists to the kind you're talking about, the kind who is viscerally disgusted by the very existence of women. I recall one who would just call women "vile gashes" (which I assume he got from William S. Burroughs) and was the most misogynistic person I ever knew.

 

[Elysian]

99% this person isn't pregnant and maybe isn't even female but they blew $20 and made service people uncomfortable just to farm heckin updoots on r/atheism.

It might be completely faked to farm karma tbh, generic messaging app stuff is extremely easy to fake.

Took me a minute to realize this person ordered an abortion pill through uber eats. Reddit moment

Plan B and abortion pills are actually completely different things with different effects and I will explain why below, but I do agree that ordering either of them via a goyslop delivery service is cringe and weird. They should just go to the pharmacy like a normal person, but if they were capable of touching grass they wouldn’t be a Redditor.

A lot of people seem to think that as soon as the sperm meets the egg it just instantly turns into an embryo like a Pokémon evolution and bam, you’re now pregnant. When in reality the fertilised egg slowly drifts over to the wall of the uterus and implants itself on it, and from there the placenta can grow and the egg can become a developing embryo. Conception isn’t a moment in time but instead a sometimes multiple day long process that begins with fertilisation and ends with implantation.

Plan B is a high dose of the same hormones in the contraceptive pill that can prevent ovulation if it hasn’t occurred yet but also prevent a fertilised egg from implanting if it hasn’t yet done so. Thus it stops the process of conception from ever having fully completed in the first place. If a woman takes Plan B when the egg has already implanted itself, it will do nothing as conception has completed and the woman is already pregnant. What you’re thinking of is Mifepristone, which is an abortion pill as it prompts the uterus to contract and expel its contents, including an already implanted and growing embryo/foetus/baby. You can’t really get that via Ubereats, a doctor has to prescribe it to you.

Even if you’re of the belief that life begins at conception and therefore abortion is very bad, implantation is the starting gun for that as without it the egg is quite literally just a microscopic clump of stem cells. The implantation is necessary for the development of the placenta from which embryos get nutrients and then grow all the recognisably human parts that really activate people’s almonds. Therefore if this Reddit post is real Mr Ubereatsman is being a bit silly and acting like somebody out of that one Month Python sketch:

 

[Justtocheck]

Yo bros, has the IPO happened yet? I've read the 1-5 of March. I can't really wait to see Reddit crash. I hope BlackRock won't pull any funny business.

 

[gagabobo1997]

r/DPH
About​

r/DPH is a subreddit for discussion of the chemical Diphenhydramine, better known to the public as Benadryl™. The subreddit is known for it's dark humor regarding the drug, constant unintelligible posts from people fucked up on bennys, and at least 3 confirmed deaths. Because of the mild popularity of the subreddit, a smaller splinter subreddit called r/ilovedph was created, and markets itself as a secret club for DPH lovers. There are of course Discord channels for the subreddits, but I would rather take 700mg of benadryl then join a subreddit's discord server. Most of the users are probably teenagers who dont have easy access to weed.

Diphenhydramine​

Being the topic of the subreddit, the affects of Diphenhydramine are often seen in the posts. According to the psychonaut wiki, DPH is what is known as a deliriant, a type of psychedelic that produces solid hallucinations that integrate into the users consciousness in a way that other psychedelics can't. One of the most obvious affects it has on users of the subreddit is that it completely destroys a users ability to type. It also has extreme cognitive affects to the users in real life, as can be seen in this thread where users of the subreddit discuss their funny 'fuck ups' they made while on DPH. For example:

Another thing to note is the discussion of the 'Hatman', a hallucination that many people report seeing when on DPH. He takes the form of a shadowy figure with a hat.

A Few Interesting Threads​

In this thread, OP asks how many DPH users/addics are autistic, and as should probably be expected most comments are saying "I'm autistic!" or "All of them."
This addicted individual took 20 pills (likely 500mg) the night before starting his new job. Quite a sad state of affairs.
This thread where a user asks if they have erectile dysfunction because of jerking off on DPH. Low doses are often known in the community as 'fap doses' since it supposedly increases the pleasure by significant amounts. However, constant use of DPH for jerking off is also known to cause erectile dysfunction, and it's a common theme in the subreddit:

And finally this thread, which details the story of a user named u/tiredofpplfaking2, who died from a Benadryl OD, which leads me to my next section:

Deaths​

As far as I know, there have been 3 confirmed Benadryl ODs from users on the subreddit. u/benadryldreamer19, u/enlightened_dmt, and u/tiredofpplfaking2. The latter being the most well known.
u/enlightened_dmt made this post before his death.

I don't have as much info about u/benadryldreamer, but this is his last post:

And lastly, u/tiredofpplfaking2 died after making this post:

There was a r/DeadRedditors post about him from u/Maybeiwillbeokay that provides alot of info. Here is the full text:

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Rest in Peace, u/tiredofpplfaking2​

I am saddened to report that u/tiredofpplfaking2 has passed away at 20 years old after a lengthy battle with Diphenhydramine (DPH) addiction.
In the afternoon hours of September 22, 2020, u/tiredofpplfaking2 is believed to have taken his own life via an intentional overdose of DPH.
The average person will better recognize DPH under the brand name Benadryl. Benadryl is an over-the-counter drug which is commonly used at therapeutic doses as an antihistamine or sleep aid.
At “recreational” doses, DPH notoriously induces a state of delirium, and users will experience realistic (and oftentimes disturbing) visual and auditory hallucinations. Most chronic DPH abusers (including u/tiredofpplfaking2 himself) report that they find the DPH high to be extremely dysphoric and unenjoyable, but still feel an overwhelming compulsion to continue to abuse DPH. The reason for this counterintuitive response is not medically understood.
Due to low cost and ease of access, DPH abuse is a growing problem around the world. Recent social media trends, such as Tik Tok’s “Benadryl Challenge,” have only exacerbated this issue, particularly among young teens.
I cannot stress enough just how bad DPH abuse is for the human brain. Do not be fooled by its unassuming over-the-counter status. In my opinion, chronic DPH addiction is on a comparable level of seriousness to addictions to “hard drugs” such as heroin or methamphetamine.
Chronic use, especially at higher doses, is linked to a myriad of negative physical and psychological effects, including heart issues, memory issues, partial vision/hearing loss, loss of motor function, depression, suicidal ideation, brain fog, persisting hallucinations, and much, much more.
Recovering addicts will still experience these symptoms-- in addition to unbearable psychological withdrawal symptoms-- for months or even years after stopping all drug use. Due to its relative obscurity, organized research on DPH abuse is extremely limited, but anecdotal reports suggest that some physical and psychological damage may be permanent.
As difficult as the recovery process may be, death via DPH overdose is a notoriously horrible way to die. Out of respect for u/tiredofpplfaking2, I will not go into detail in this post about what these overdoses are like. Suffice it to say, I hope this individual has finally found peace.
"I’m honestly quite sad how many new people, especially teens, are taking this drug recreationally. I don’t want anyone else to have to experience the pure agony, terror, and confusion DPH has caused me."
- u/tiredofpplfaking2

Conclusion​

This may not be the best writeup, I apologize, but I hadn't seen much talk about this community and thought some of you might find it interesting. It's sad to see so many teenagers ruin their lives with this drug. Maybe better availability to safer drugs could help, maybe not. Lots of people will tell people to take DXM instead of DPH since its almost as easy to get and is much safer, and yet people are still taking DPH. All in all, it's both a depressing tale of a community of self destructive addicts and an interesting look into one of the darker communities on reddit.

 

[Skeletonized Cow]

r/DPH

These retards though always end up with the most horrific hallucinations and then go "yeah, more of that please." DPH is also a nice sleep aid, and is sold in my local Winco as such. Better than melatonin IMO, but since so many people are abusing it, I'm worried that it'll become a prescription thing or end up like sudafed at some point.

Anywho, if you're ever bored, read some of the trip reports from these schmucks or look at the trip recreations. If you can get ahold of genuine recreations, they're both fascinating and pretty disturbing.