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Frutiger Aero zoomers keep on insisting that sunny weather and grass next to skyscrapers is a part of their aesthetic. There's a lot of photos like this, either titled with their coordinates and name of the landmark or "This building is so FRUTIGER!". Sub is r\FrutigerAero. They have a whole line of similar subreddits, and most of them either repost the same beaten image from 2010 or "aesthetic" themed trinkets to consoom. Why can't they just appreciate an aesthetic normally, or create something?
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All the "this is the future they promised us" posts really are just from people mad that popular aesthetics have changed since when they were young(er). Cliche but true! If they created anything of their own that wouldn't be much of a problem, of course.
 
You know a subs doing poorly when the mods have to approve every new thread. Real control freak vibes.
Yea but I sorta get why some subreddits like the troon ones do that.

We're talking about people so mentally ill and fragile that they'll immediately kill themselves if a single Stonetoss comic or Ackjak gets through.
 
I'm 62, disabled with heart failure and COPD and bad knees and a limp and a gunshot wound and I got a bumb eye and there's a crick in my neck and my asshole itches and my back is doing that twitching thing that kinda tickles and my wife got prostate cancer and my dog runaway with my tractor and I got a tear in my whiteclaw
 
>expert advice giver
>finger the shit out of your ass
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Tha username is 'RomanticBeyondBelief' too, and honestly its true.
I'm 62, disabled with heart failure and COPD and bad knees and a limp and a gunshot wound and I got a bumb eye and there's a crick in my neck and my asshole itches and my back is doing that twitching thing that kinda tickles and my wife got prostate cancer and my dog runaway with my tractor and I got a tear in my whiteclaw
That sounds like a good set up for the greatest country song in the world.
 
I'm trying to remember a subreddit I saw once. It was a gang stalking type subreddit full of insane women convinced they were going to be sex trafficked.

They'd talk about how delivery vans and their coffee at Starbucks being too hot were signs of imminent kidnapping, it was very lulzy.

Anyone know what I'm talking about?
 
"I will support the idea of European Union as a world power as soon as:

5. Support the self-determination of people's in Catalonia, Scostsland, Lapland and Corsica."
Sardinia is missing there, the country with the most based flag next to Mozambique's:
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From the standpoint of the mythology yes, the Saami people maintain his reindeer and they are also in on that joke. but you are correct.
They also have a Santa village which is a huge tourist attraction.
 
Anti natalist gets pissed because their grandparents would rather leave money to their grandkids and not an asshole who'd waste it on funko pops and street tacos.
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I feel like this person didn't fully understand what she was signing up for as a teen, when a bunch of older shut-ins convinced her that lonely and emotionally stunted was the best way to live life. Her mom isn't a "slave", she's enjoying her grandchildren.
I honestly have to wonder what level of porn addiction you have to be on to where not only you have a fetish like that, but you’re willing to pay that much money for a video of it and then publically admit to doing so on your preddit account. Hopefully the person who got commissioned is getting her life together.

They are already a thing, but like most glowposts, they won’t lead anywhere. Nothing ever happens.
Maybe the woman reached her rock bottom while filming his video. It was so bad, she put her life back on track immediately the morning after.
 
My favorite little turbo sperg met his autistic match today in some random debate about, I'm not sure really.
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This is the reddit version of those two fools in NYC just flipping each other other passive aggressively. Athkore loves to end his pointless "debates" with "enjoy the block, bye" so it's nice to see him meet his doppelganger here, who got out in front of him on the block. He took the bait hook line and sinker.
 
I'm trying to remember a subreddit I saw once. It was a gang stalking type subreddit full of insane women convinced they were going to be sex trafficked.

They'd talk about how delivery vans and their coffee at Starbucks being too hot were signs of imminent kidnapping, it was very lulzy.

Anyone know what I'm talking about?
I can't speak for a subreddit but the existence of something like that doesn't surprise me at all. My department at work is primarily young white women from the suburbs and they talk about any awkward interaction with a male as the breadcrumbs of some plot to sex traffic them.

It's fucking wild to hear them trade these ridiculous stories and then mindlessly chirp and confirm these fears to one another. If I talked like that with my friends I'd be thrown in a looney bin.
 
I can't speak for a subreddit but the existence of something like that doesn't surprise me at all. My department at work is primarily young white women from the suburbs and they talk about any awkward interaction with a male as the breadcrumbs of some plot to sex traffic them.

It's fucking wild to hear them trade these ridiculous stories and then mindlessly chirp and confirm these fears to one another. If I talked like that with my friends I'd be thrown in a looney bin.
It's insane lmao, maybe true crime brain? These bitches are retarded. "Omg some guy on the bus complimented me and asked for my number, I bet he was trying to sell me into sexual slavery!" Then they go pull the next domestic abuser off tinder.
 
Came across this on Xitter today.
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Get the fuck over yourself dude, it’s just insects following their natural instincts, and benefiting you by pollinating your flowers. It’s not like you were going to do shit with the nectar. I’d understand if he was allergic or got stung particularly badly as a kid (when I was like, four a bee got into my milkshake straw and nailed me right on the tongue), but it doesn’t sound like that’s the case. If you’re that pissed off, just put nets over the flowers instead of wasting money on a lawyer.
 
Get the fuck over yourself dude, it’s just insects following their natural instincts, and benefiting you by pollinating your flowers.
Bees are our friends. Anyone who hates bees is no friend of humanity and needs to be put down like a mad dog. Or put in a Wicker Man cage and have a swarm of Africanized bees unleashed on him.
 
Came across this on Xitter today.
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Get the fuck over yourself dude, it’s just insects following their natural instincts, and benefiting you by pollinating your flowers. It’s not like you were going to do shit with the nectar. I’d understand if he was allergic or got stung particularly badly as a kid (when I was like, four a bee got into my milkshake straw and nailed me right on the tongue), but it doesn’t sound like that’s the case. If you’re that pissed off, just put nets over the flowers instead of wasting money on a lawyer.
when a redditor goes full ancap.
 
Came across this on Xitter today.
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Get the fuck over yourself dude, it’s just insects following their natural instincts, and benefiting you by pollinating your flowers. It’s not like you were going to do shit with the nectar. I’d understand if he was allergic or got stung particularly badly as a kid (when I was like, four a bee got into my milkshake straw and nailed me right on the tongue), but it doesn’t sound like that’s the case. If you’re that pissed off, just put nets over the flowers instead of wasting money on a lawyer.

The original post is 9 years old. Plus, it's obviously a troll's creative fanfiction. I know, I was confused at first too.

Link to post: https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/50jt64/can_i_sue_my_beekeeper_neighbor/
 
I never really understood that line, who has ever promised that future to them?
Apparently, the corporations who were pushing the "Frutiger Aero" shit in the late 2000's to early 2010's. I say apparently because I guess the early Zoomers confused the corpo push for the Aero design as genuine sincerity rather than as a marketing tool to attract people (I.E, future customers). The later Zoomers are attracted to it since it's one of the last (If not, the last) designs with a grasp on the world to have any ounce of depth and "soul", since they grew up when the devoid of life flat designs permeated everywhere at every place like the cancer that it (Mostly) is.

I don't think it's hard to see where a lot of the "Frutiger Aero/Y2K" obsessed Zoomers are coming from. I can get behind shit having at least a modicum amount of life/personality to it, I much prefer to have it compared to the later flat shit that came to life in stuff like OS's (Looking at you, Windows).

In saying that though, all the Frutiger Aero/Y2K shit has gotten suffocatingly cringe and gay that I honestly jive with dogging on it at this point.
 
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