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Blarmed&Dangerous said:
It's more that it revealed that if your average lay Democrat will cheer at the death of someone as milquetoast as Charlie Kirk, they absolutely will cheer and laugh and jeer at the death of you, the person reading this.

If you are on KiwiFarms, the average middle school teacher is willing to dance when your wife is widowed, your children orphaned, your parents grieve. Charlie Kirk showed that, to millions of Americans, we deserve to die painful, humiliating, public deaths for disagreeing with them, and they feel great personal offense at the notion that there should be any consequences whatsoever for even the most ghoulish expressions of that sentiment.
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"wahhhhhhh".
Blarmed&Dangerous said:
they absolutely will cheer and laugh and jeer at the death of you, the person reading this.
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I'm not a celebrity so I know that nobody gives a shit about my death. Are you a very important famous person? If so, I can see how you might have feelings about front-page internet jokes at the expense of a dead famous person.
Blarmed&Dangerous said:
we deserve to die painful, humiliating, public deaths for disagreeing with them
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Well now you know what it's like to have a vagina (that deserves to be torn into a vagasshole by six BRRRRRRROWNNNN!!!! cocks and a lead pipe because you think your local school board should hire more people to teach kids to read). Learning is neat, huh?
Crex Crex said:
we made fun of Fent Chugger Georgie.
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Never forget what actually matters - the lulz.
That's not a joke. Please don't lose sight of what is best in life to play "rock'em sock'em robots with fat guys" instead.
Psyker said:
Not to get political but I wholly endorse Dril getting fed to a car crusher so we can hear his last moments being painfully unfunny.
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facts aren't political, your opinion here is correct
 
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Dr. Butt said:
People openly celebrate wammen who vooted 4 dis getting RAYPED BY NYKKUHS, why is it waahhhh to laugh at one out of however many shooting deaths that happened the day Mr. Kirk was shot? We made 9/11 jokes the day after 9/11, quit being Indians mad at Clone High, over a guy who got shot at a school in the USA - one of the most common and funny ways to die.
I dont know, cheeyattttt. I just feel like there's something off about a forum so divided against itself.
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Laughing about women getting raped by niggers because they voted for it or whatever might be in bad taste, but it's quite different how the motivation behind it comes off. The guys saying things like that want to live in a world where there's no niggers raping women, and are so exasperated by the women as a demographic voting for things that make this issue worse that they eventually go "why should I care about someone who won't help themselves, she probably voted for this too". Something like 9/11 or generic school shooting jokes are dark humor, but they're not really ever any implication that the one telling the joke wanted for those people to die, they're just finding humor in a subject that uncomfortable for everyone for whatever psychological reason.

Charlie Kirk was murdered by a stereotypical leftist because he hated Charlie and the things he said for the same reason redditors and other leftists hated him. Leftists mocking Charlie Kirk and his murder don't come off dark humor or being exasperated over someone they would normally hold no ill will towards bringing harm upon themselves, it's just expressing joy that a person they hated for retarded political reasons was killed. It doesn't really come off any thing but a threat, like "I might be too chickenshit to pick up a gun and actually murder you for saying things I don't like... But if someone who believes the same things as me but is more crazy and motivated did it, I'd think it's funny and you would deserve it, I hope you die."
 
Retarded Weeb said:
Laughing about women getting raped by niggers because they voted for it or whatever might be in bad taste, but it's quite different how the motivation behind it comes off. The guys saying things like that want to live in a world where there's no niggers raping women, and are so exasperated by the women as a demographic voting for things that make this issue worse that they eventually go "why should I care about someone who won't help themselves, she probably voted for this too". Something like 9/11 or generic school shooting jokes are dark humor, but they're not really ever any implication that the one telling the joke wanted for those people to die, they're just finding humor in a subject that uncomfortable for everyone for whatever psychological reason.
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hey man you need log onto minecraft and slide yourself into the sewer.
 
assclown said:
yeah i agree but i don't thing they should have gone around and doxxed people. 5 years prior the right was complaining about cancle culture yet they did the same thing like after the Trump assassination attempt.
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Turnabout is fair play. More than a decade of losing jobs and debankings for mildly edgy jokes and saying gamer words on the internet is repaid by a sliver and immediately the optics cucks jump in to ask for people to re-assume the position. There's no point fighting on a level playing field with people who proudly announce that they fight dirty at every given opportunity.
Jace on ice said:
Even in plain English it's kind of a stupid take.
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I can at least get people who want to check out from culture war shit entirely. Anyone who stridently pulls the "all sides suck (except me personally)" shit only knows enough to be ill-informed on everything and usually cannot articulate beyond platitudes why they believe what they believe.

Anyway, back to the thread topic, an ugly goddamn redraw of the Greek goddess of beauty, Aphrodite. Also an appropriate entry for the SJW Art thread, but a solemn reminder that 2010s Tumblr is absolutely embedded into Reddit at this point. Interestingly ended up at the top of controversial.
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I can't archive because the website isn't working but a mod in r/comedyhell is having some kind of trans rights melty
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This post isn't directly related to that one but still fucking strange
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Sicko Hunter said:
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If you base the age of a country on continuity of government, then yes, America is the current second oldest major country in the world. All of the others have spent much of their history as war-torn genocidal wastelands sometimes for decades at a time. The actual oldest is Iceland.

There are a few very small countries with extremely old continuous governments, and while the oldest continuous monarchy is Japan, it hasn't had the same actual government.

So yes, America really is one of the oldest countries in the world, and our central government was still functioning even during our Civil War.
Halbschwanz said:
Turnabout is fair play. More than a decade of losing jobs and debankings for mildly edgy jokes and saying gamer words on the internet is repaid by a sliver and immediately the optics cucks jump in to ask for people to re-assume the position.
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I agree on this especially because anyone cheering on assassinations is almost certainly the very kind of piece of shit who was getting people fired for saying men don't magically transmogrify into women just by saying so.
 
⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
Give Americans a space for long enough and itll turn into politics. That shit comes right after their name and right before their pronouns. Genuinely nuts how much it matters to yanks when even the most polarizing presidential election in decades didn't even have a 50% turnout.
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Americans are famously the only people who care about politics.
 
Blarmed&Dangerous said:
It's more that it revealed that if your average lay Democrat will cheer at the death of someone as milquetoast as Charlie Kirk, they absolutely will cheer and laugh and jeer at the death of you, the person reading this.

If you are on KiwiFarms, the average middle school teacher is willing to dance when your wife is widowed, your children orphaned, your parents grieve. Charlie Kirk showed that, to millions of Americans, we deserve to die painful, humiliating, public deaths for disagreeing with them, and they feel great personal offense at the notion that there should be any consequences whatsoever for even the most ghoulish expressions of that sentiment.
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Nigga I've lived through 10 years of this shit I know how redditors are gonna respond to the deaths of people they don't know if someone calls them right wing charlie kirk had no sway in that aside from some of them getting a bit more rowdy IRL which showed me just how fake and hollow people have become.

The cowards still won't kill me.

⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
Give Americans a space for long enough and itll turn into politics. That shit comes right after their name and right before their pronouns. Genuinely nuts how much it matters to yanks when even the most polarizing presidential election in decades didn't even have a 50% turnout.
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Nah, not really. One of the main things people get fed up with is how invested in US politics teamsports canada and the UK get for no real fucking reason and how any space they fill eventually turns into politics slapfighting shit.
 
Retarded Weeb said:
Charlie Kirk was murdered by a stereotypical leftist because he hated Charlie and the things he said for the same reason redditors and other leftists hated him. Leftists mocking Charlie Kirk and his murder don't come off dark humor or being exasperated over someone they would normally hold no ill will towards bringing harm upon themselves, it's just expressing joy that a person they hated for retarded political reasons was killed.
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Is there a reason why people who call themselves retarded make the most interesting points while people who consider themselves intelligent, wise beings of pure brainpower say the most brain-numbing, uninteresting bullshit ever? Is it the irony that comes with it? Is it midwit-syndrome?

Retarded Weeb makes more interesting points than u/veryintelligentdoctor4548, who keeps insisting every post with "As a doctor of 10 years,--" followed by the most retarded piece of literature ever put onto digital paper. The amount of Reddit stink that radiates off a post starting with "As a professional retard, --", as if your experience as a retard, a professional one at that, makes your retarded post anymore worthwhile.

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"As an enjoyer of life for almost 30 years, I find that Charlie Kirk's death was a worthwhile one for he deserved it, clearly. No, I'm not going to explain myself, it's pretty obvious if you're not a dummy. If you need explanation you're a fascist pedo bigot nazi and deserve to be shot, it's just that easy, sweety."
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Tootsie Bear said:
Too bad J.K. Rowling and Harry Potter is now taboo with many at Reddit. I still expected them to say the Death Eaters and Voldemort, in place of Russia and Putin.
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Back in early days of war there were many who unironically did that.
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Eating old skin on my fingers, heels, etc.
QUESTION?
I have this bad habit, or maybe it's a quirk—when old skin peels or falls off my fingers, toes, heels, etc., I like to bite and swallow these old pieces of skin. They usually have no taste and are hard and dry, but for some reason I like them. Of course, I wouldn't eat them from other people. Does anyone else have a similar problem?
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Quite a few people do this at our institution, so you can stay calm.
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On the hands, yes, but on the feet????
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I do the same thing, but I stick it in my asshole for a while, then it takes on a nice aroma.
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🤮
 
Hakase Shinonome said:
Is there a reason why people who call themselves retarded make the most interesting points while people who consider themselves intelligent, wise beings of pure brainpower say the most brain-numbing, uninteresting bullshit ever? Is it the irony that comes with it? Is it midwit-syndrome?
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All virtue signaling belies a lack of said virtue. Intelligence signaling is no exception. Smart people don't feel the need to go around reminding everyone how smart they are the same way kind people don't feel the need to go around reminding everyone how kind they are. Midwits want very badly to be seen as The Experts, so they try to get ahead of the game by repeatedly declaring themselves to be very smart. An actual intelligent person would instead simply say something intelligent.
 
Psyker said:
Not to get political but I wholly endorse Dril getting fed to a car crusher so we can hear his last moments being painfully unfunny.
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This feels like the kind of thing he'd post unless he stopped non sequitir shitposting online and I missed it.

I can't bear to kill the man who made rocket nigger
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Evil Peter Griffin said:
Make edgy jokes about Charlie Kirk, George Floyd, Trump or Trannies. I dont care. My only criteria is just be funny about it.
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This weird requirement of edgy jokes being doesn’t vibe with me, bro. How about you calm down with the edginess? We have a thing called wholesome humor, learn it, bigot. Maybe then you’ll learn to be a decent human being. This guy ain’t for real for real. Edgy jokes ain’t bussin’, they straight up cringe! 😬
 
That petition to deport Nicki Minaj that's been getting big in the news after she spoke on Turning Point? MAGA did that actually
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Redditors just refuse to take accountability for anything.
 
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