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Just_A_guy said:
My question is where do you find the kind of surgeon willing to do this or do they just somehow do this shit to themselves?

Like he had to fuckin pay a dude and it's concerning there are people who will do that job.
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A doctor didn't do this, most extreme body mods are done back alley chop shop style because real doctors wouldn't risk their licensing doing this shit.
 
The Jewel of the Nile said:
AI? There's absolutely no way. Just imagine what kind of highly detailed prompt one would have to come up with, all while forcing the now speechless AI to come up with unimaginable horrors beyond human (and machine) comprehension
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This is what will finally cause AI to rise up against its masters and take over the world.

Ravier Xavenblood said:
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Unless one had just the right titration, using wine and heroin IV would be dangerous.
 
Margo Martindale said:
I think i found the most horrifying non-political thing on reddit that i've ever seen. I stumbled upon this from rdrama so I dont have a link to the original post

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NSFW WARNING -extreme cock and ball... I dont even fucking know what the fuck this is.

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No shit bro, no women is gonna find that appealing.
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>age 55
>never had a relationship
>had picrel fitted between his legs instead
>"I'm starting to feel the need for a partner"

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Margo Martindale said:
I think i found the most horrifying non-political thing on reddit that i've ever seen. I stumbled upon this from rdrama so I dont have a link to the original post

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NSFW WARNING -extreme cock and ball... I dont even fucking know what the fuck this is.

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No shit bro, no women is gonna find that appealing.
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JESUS CHRIST. How does that even fucking happen. I can't even tell thats going on down there.
 
I feel like we have a duty to not talk about that and bury it within the depths of this thread so that nobody can discover it. We already got over it once and somebody quoted it and an entire new batch of kiwifarmers got their eyes raped by that.

Fuck maybe we should petition an admin to delete it lmao
 
TyrasGuard said:
My favorite out of the bunch:
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Fascinating.
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See, the thing to deal with streamers is yell NIGGER or play super copyright music like the beetles or something.
Not physically assaulting them, although this being Germany, it's probably a lesser crime to assault a woman vs yelling nigger or violating copyright.
 
Untranced said:
Which country was this? Places like that do still exist, but they're getting harder to find.
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Switzerland

Waffle Iron said:
It fucks with education as well. They don't know there was a time when you could have proper classes at a decent level. All they're used to is dumbed down lessons and teachers spending half their time pacifying the browns.
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Apparently schools nowadays are kinda crazy: kids stabbing each other with one or more of them ending in the hospital is a thing now.

Having to find a way not to get stabbed while your teacher tells you that you have no future because [insert current political hysteria] and that everything is arbitrary anyways... Well, I wouldn't want to go to a school like that as a kid: It sounds like a place that fucks with you mentally.
 
Margo Martindale said:
I think i found the most horrifying non-political thing on reddit that i've ever seen. I stumbled upon this from rdrama so I dont have a link to the original post

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NSFW WARNING -extreme cock and ball... I dont even fucking know what the fuck this is.

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No shit bro, no women is gonna find that appealing.
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This is so horrific it loops back over in my brain and doesn't even register as a human body part. What the fuck.
 
Pork Wellington said:
I'm honestly impressed.
Growing up in the early 90's and being exposed to the worst of humanity via Stileproject, and later eFukt - I honestly thought that I had seen everything that the dregs of humanity could offer. Truly.

...and then this magnificent creature appeared before me via the fruit farm.
What this half-faggot has done to himself is a literal work of modern art.

I don't sit here in disgust. I'm in awe. Jaw dropped. Numb. Fixated on a blur of pixels that my brain just can't wrap itself around. Where does it start and where does it end?
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- Relativity (1953) - Maurits Cornelis Escher

At my age, you start to become bitter and desensitized. You really start to believe: "Nothing is new under the sun".
Then, farmers of very great fruit deliver a culinary feast for the eyes. This is new. This has never been done before - simply because no one loved cocks as much as this degenerate faggot fuck does.

So far, this is the best day of the year on the internet for me. Thank you kindly, friends.
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Honestly, its the best shock image for 2026. It's not bloody or gore...It's just a horrific image....You don't even register it as a penis!
 
Vampirella said:
That's a you problem man. I didn't put a gun to your head.
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It’s like that SCP that draws you in and makes you finish the symphony with your blood dude, im being coerced by some sort of higher power than me to witness it, I can’t help it.
 
Margo Martindale said:
I think i found the most horrifying non-political thing on reddit that i've ever seen. I stumbled upon this from rdrama so I dont have a link to the original post

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NSFW WARNING -extreme cock and ball... I dont even fucking know what the fuck this is.

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No shit bro, no women is gonna find that appealing.
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I still can't even tell what I'm looking at. It's more confusing than horrifying.
 
huon detector said:
1.People in rural areas rarely every locked their houses and left the car keys in their cars - and nothing was stolen; nobody broke in; nobody vandalized their stuff
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This one is especially funny since leaving a spare key was so common it became a trope in fiction. Now that's the only place you see it happen.
 
Jacques1194 said:
Reposting this from the yaoi thread. Redditors on r/Byler are having a meltdown and blaming straight white males because their yaoi ship on "Stranger Things" didn't become canon. Also, notice the one comment that had to bring up Dustin being visibly disabled and getting a girlfriend.
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The most accurate response to Will confessing that he’s gay would have been the crew beating the ever living shit out of him for being a faggot in 1980s Midwestern America.
 
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