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I'll have you know that we still are in a pandemic and anyone with a brain has been double N-95'ed since December 2019
Fun fact: if you're a complete dick, N95 masks protect you from even viral particles (the paper masks only protect against microscopic droplets of snot and phlegm carrying the virus while letting through completely aerosolized viral particles). This means you can protect yourself from the pathogen. But when you exhale, there's no filter on the exhalation vents, so you can also spread whatever pathogens you have.
 
Brainwashed Germans are like the libshits in America, they only exist because they're rich enough not to interact with browns or suffer any of the problems browns cause. The little that bleeds through can safely be contained by the media censorship diaper. The east is voting AFD en masse because they're poorer and therefore cannot buy their way out of sandnigger rape.

On-topic, this kind of shit is really what annoys me about reddit
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Of course the top comment is on Rand, with someone linking a fanfic about some GI joe villain reading it and hating it. And another guy coming in to add something the OP didnt ask for, but he just had to seethe about an author not liking gays.
Sounds like these guys need to work on their media literacy then!
 
An Infiniti G37 driver posts a video of himself doing donuts in the snow while steering with his left foot: / Archive

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And this guy is either recording this video with his left hand, or fapping with it.

And an Infiniti G35 driver buys the cheapest control arms, and then wonders why his tires are worn as fuck: / Archive

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My dude. Do you even know what MeatoSubincision even is? What you just spewed isn't even what is going on. He has SPLIT HIS PENIS IN TWO.

Thank you for the correction.

I thought it was bilateral inguinal hernia as I've seen plenty of neglected unilateral ones that reached that size.

Never seen a penis transected longitudinally before, let alone this having been produced by fistula stretching.

Is this shit popular in the US(there seem to be at least enough people into it to maintain a subreddit)?
 
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Is this shit popular in the US(there seem to be at least enough people into it to maintain a subreddit)?

In the US, I don't think it's that common. Or at least I hope not.

I don't even think there's a legal way to get a doctor to perform it, since it really doesn't have any medical benefits. Most times you're literally tearing up the urethra and the head of the dick.

Or all of the dick in extreme cases.

Or whatever the fuck happened in this specific Reddit case.

It's considered an 'extreme body mod' and I think how people do it in the US are at-home via online sources or through more underground "if you know a guy" situations.

Possible some piercing and tattoo shops, but even then, it's really too far out there and maybe too niche for it to be openly sold as a service by professionals (if they value having a business license lol)

At least I hope it's not common because now I'm worried if I meet a guy, hit it off with him and then he's already got his dick fucked up like that. :cryblood:

Outside of this weird hobby, it's only done by some Aboriginal Aussies, South American tribes, and African tribes from what I gather. It seems to be a bizarre version of circumcision for these cultures.

Regarding the reddit aspect:
it's Reddit… I'm sure there's some people that genuinely get off on the idea of sleeping with someone with a mangled cock, or get off on the idea of doing it to themselves, or even get off on the idea of making someone mangle their own dick. (There are plenty post-SRS subreddits out there, after all.)

But what I've learned from Reddit, just because there's an audience for an extremely fucked up and niche kink, doesn't mean everyone who enjoys it makes it happen irl.

For example of a similar instance of that happening online: the infamous Cannibal Cafe / Armin Meiwes case. Armin Meiwes confessed that he talked about his cannibalism fetish online with plenty of people and these people also had the curiosity/fetish.

But when it came down to actually indulging irl? Only one out of the hundreds he reported chatting with took up his offer.
 
Purina is easily the worst major brand of cat food just on nutritional shit alone. Why the fuck would you feed an obligate carnivore grain? Absolute lunacy.
Troons love to pretend that "vegan cats" exist for the same reason they use "trans kids" to refer to victims of grooming
 
@ConSluttant wrote:


Thank you for the correction.

I thought it was bilateral inguinal hernia as I've seen plenty of neglected unilateral ones that reached that size.

Never seen a penis transected longitudinally before, let alone this having been produced by fistula stretching.

Is this shit popular in the US(there seem to be at least enough people into it to maintain a subreddit)?
Good sir. There was once upon a time an ENTIRE WEBSITE dedicated to weird body modification shit. BME Zine. It featured people worldwide. In the 1990s. Of COURSE in the Year of Our Lord 2026 there is an entire Reddit community with this stuff on it. And again, it is world-wide. I would not, however, say that it is popular. It is one of the rarer modifications out there for obvious reasons.
 
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For just $34.95 you too can virtue signal with one of these T-shirts from his website:

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"This video is about a topic of deadly seriousness, and that is of Reddit moderation..."

20 seconds in and I'm already howling with laughter. That's gold, Jerry! Reddit gold!

I like this video and recommend people to take a look at it. It's fascinating. This sniveling piggish fuck is like a living parody of a Reddit mod. Fat, dumb, ugly inside and out, with no self-reflection, and being dangerously desperate for any kind of power or being part of "the cool kids' club". He actually states out loud he became a mod because he believed mods have power and influence.

Being a Reddit moderator for years is one thing, but to record a video of yourself standing in front of the camera for 20 whole minutes to whimper about wanting your job role back ("job" would imply being paid for it) after being kicked out is a whole new level of being a fucking loser.
 
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Since we are on the topic of mods being weirdos this mod shitposted too close to the sun.
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He apparently caused all the other mods to spazz out and remove him and he was a mod of other subs but he deleted his account
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THIS CHUNKY LITTLE RAT JUST SAID "PROVEN MOUSE-FEASEMENT" INSTEAD OF MALFEASANCE I AM FUCKING COOKED

This video is wild he just admitted to using his shitty subreddit to try to destroy twitch. We know this has been a goal of these freaks but it still shocks me to my core that a platform which allows people to profit from their own voices while attempting to enforce good behavior can be declared a villain worthy of destruction by such naked partisans.

America is 15 minutes away from descending into a full on fascist dictatorship and this dipshit, destiny, Ethan, Dan, asmon and their horde successfully removed profitability from political discourse on twitch. Exactly when every angry voice needs to be heard. They're fucking terrorists and they're all in league with the Fascist Right.
Lmao these faggots are so stupid, it's such a cult.
 

Just got this on my YouTube recommended and was 100% convinced it was satire until I watched a few minutes.

tl;dr a middle-aged, balding, piglike, visibly autistic Reddit lead moderator of /r/LivestreamFails spends 20 minutes weeping that he was removed by the Reddit administrators for trying to create some kind of scam event as a pinned post on the subreddit. Demands Reddit reinstate him and immediately apologize because removing him is a grave mistake for Reddit as a business and community.

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Guy's username is Stale2000 or Tarrot_Card
 
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Just got this on my YouTube recommended and was 100% convinced it was satire until I watched a few minutes.

tl;dr a middle-aged, balding, piglike, visibly autistic Reddit lead moderator of /r/LivestreamFails spends 20 minutes weeping that he was removed by the Reddit administrators for trying to create some kind of scam event as a pinned post on the subreddit. Demands Reddit reinstate him and immediately apologize because removing him is a grave mistake for Reddit as a business and community.

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This has gotta be a joke but I'm not sure who would make a joke with the punchline of "Look how ugly and retarded I am lol!!!"

also late lol
 
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