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How does someone end up genetically built like a Reddit moderator?

What universal dice roll cursed this poor thing with a receding hairline at 20 and a nasal tone? It's like God said "You were born to sweep"
 
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Can anyone who is a stoner or baker explain how this person managed this?
I'm you're huckleberry.
They're retarded.
This is all that needs to be said, but I will go ahead and pontificate further. I really only skimmed, but what I'm seeing is:

The tard in question seems to be a european, by peculiarities of language and systems of measurement common to eurotrash (reddit theorizing about midwestern unis I've actually attended parties at, notwithstanding) and probably bongistani. Essentially, they used coconut oil, at 175°Celcius. That is around 375° in 'Murrican.

Way too hot. Coconut oil smokes like a bitch.

Since they're supposed to be eddies, its got the irony factor that reddit craves, by hotboxing the place that he shares with his wannabe cop housemate. BTW, those brownies were going to suck as both brownies and eddies, no matter what. Coconut oil? Maybe it can be done, but not at 175°C. But gimme real fat budder for eddies, any damned time.
 
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Reddit mods are never beating the allegations now. You'd think they'd have learned their lesson from the r/art mod crashout last year but no, they're actually doubling down on their self importance. That's the power of power trips and echo chambers for ya.
 
I struggle to believe this is real, but we've fucking seen it so many times. And the thing is, the actual Reddit userbase hate these retards more than we do. There's going to be a digital French Revolution before long.

Lol, I'm seeing Casino fans everywhere these days.

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What a slimy nigger with no sense of responsibility.
He conveniently fails to mention why streamers would start to drop out. Did the users uncover how scammy the event seemed? Is his subreddit such bad press that no streamer wants to be associated with it? He doesn't say, because either way he would seem like a faggot.
He insist on the terminology "technically hasn't been proven to be a scam yet", which is the most faggy pussy-footing I've heard in a while. Either one believes it to be real or fake, but no, he has to elevate it to a quantum-super-position to preserve his ego.
Then he points at r*ddit for its lack of support in the form of, and I quote
> If r*ddit had offered me partnerships; if r*ddit had pipelines to connect with kinda big companies; if r*ddit had lawyers helping me like reading over these contracts
> Do you think I want to be the guy to go out and message all these people
> That is not my job, I just want grow my subreddit, have a big vision.

Notice how none of what he requests are concrete things, he has no idea what he actually wants, instead he, the Watcher is demanding another Watcher to shift all responsibility to.
He is spelling out how he wants the power and control, assigned slaves even, but not any of the responsibility.

> If it was fraudulent, guess what, it was us who exposed it!
No Brian, guess what, you worked directly against it.
You either promoted fraud and covered for it or caused over 20 million in damages, the fact that you "acted in good faith" is completely irrelevant.

This is his face right after admitting that he might have "destroyed a 20 million opportunity":
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You would entrust this man with [LITERALLY_ANYTHING], right?

The absolute kicker that made me laugh out loud is the complete lack of self awareness at the 11 minute mark or so when he describes how wounded he is that action was taken against him without what he believes to be adequate reasoning given. NIgger, how many THOUSANDS of people have you banned with some meme ass reasoning? And you get dethroned and think you deserve better?
Good point.
There is the part where he mentions that he is "more ambitious than other mods", I would bet on that. He perceives himself more valuable than others for his risk taking -such as allying with a sketchy program even when everyone yells at him not to- unable to realize how that makes him a liability and not an asset.

Is supporting the death penalty for criminals technically a threat?
Technically it is, the same way saying "I would fight back if I were assaulted" is.
 
My favorite part has to be the weird neon outline.
Thousands of shit channels try to rip off Tim and Eric and this guy does it to perfection with zero effort. I'm stunned.
 
Why do balding men try to hold onto what little hair they have left? Just go full-bald at that point. It looks bad when you only have hair on the sides of your head and none on the top. He'd be far less ugly if he embraced being bald by shaving it all off and actually worked out instead of being a fat Redditor.
 
My favorite part has to be the weird neon outline.
Thousands of shit channels try to rip off Tim and Eric and this guy does it to perfection with zero effort. I'm stunned.
I love the part just before the 3 minute mark where he assures "[We just wanted it to be a fun thing for the subreddit] no financial incentives, no moderators being paid".

The ever noble Reddit janny. They do it for free. 👌
 
A genuine glimpse into the mind of The Raped. I appreciate his transparency and hope he gets satisfaction.
 
Who wants to place bets on how long it takes for this guy to 41% himself due to all the negative attention this video will cause?
 
This nigga basically got his start by removing other jannies and couping r/LiveStreamFail to shill for his e-daddy Destiny. If you wondered why Destiny's rape spree stopped getting covered and people on that sub were siding with him, stale2000 is the reason. He hired a bunch of yes-men, one of which was a confirmed lolicon nonce and shilled Foodshops, Destiny's troon henchman who is on record as saying ""she" needs a 12yro to wrap "herself" around". His jeet crew still runs the server but at least the reddit employees smelled the curry now.
 
A thought occurs.

This fellow was a Redditor, a moderator in fact. The most loathsome of breeds. There is a good chance this balding fuck is going through each and every comment on his video, reporting every single even remotely “offensive” one with an overly long and detailed description in typical Redditor fashion. All while crying and stamping his feet.

This thought is very amusing and makes me genuinely chuckle out loud.
 
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