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I think i found the most horrifying non-political thing on reddit that i've ever seen. I stumbled upon this from rdrama so I dont have a link to the original post

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NSFW WARNING -extreme cock and ball... I dont even fucking know what the fuck this is.
In case anyone else is morbidly curious, this Redditor posted a lot more pictures of his insane crotch. The latest pic is from only 12 days ago. I was hoping to find the quoted thread in his post history, but it appears to be deleted.

 
Why does he remind me of Jon Lovitz
a younger, more bald Jon Lovitz


incase ppl wonder who he is,
here is one famous scene he was in,
in the opening of Little Nicky
as the fat pervert peeper who goes to hell.
 
Here's some cringe screenshots someone in that discord sent me, he would argue with some dude who would get drunk and just antagonize him and admit to some humiliating stuff to the average person
@Margo Martindale, apparently always one step ahead of me already submitted this for a post-mark.
This guy is literally unbelievable. I could not believe this was real if this guy didn't run a literal 5 year old youtube channel trying to cash in on the /r/LSF audience. He hits every single beat of the power-janny stereotype except that he's not trans (yet). What on earth is the goal here? I'm fucking baffled. Did he think there were top-tier streamer bux at the end of the controlling /r/LSF rainbow if he diamond hands held enough?
 
Sorry if late
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I genuinely think Reddit mods just sit there at their computers f5ing the newest comments looking for people to ban. The speed at which they're able to ban people makes it impossible to think otherwise.
 
the hasan butt kisser community is throwing a block party for their latest victory over the destiny buttkisser community. Nothing has come out making Hasan himself look any better so they're taking full advantage of any win they can get.
 
:story: :story: :story: :story:
>norwood scale 5 baldness
>skin-smoothing acne clearing camera filter
>whining about internet drama with deadly seriousness

The best type of lolcow content is the kind of content that lolcows post with pride and complete confidence, not realizing that they look completely and utterly fucking ridiculous and that a normal person would be too embarrassed to even THINK of making a video like this, much less actually POST it.

It really puts things into perspective when you realize that this video feels like something 2007 Chris would post. Guys like Chris have always existed in real life, but Chris was the first to make himself truly known on the internet. However, due to the invention of Reddit, there are around 60,000 mini-Chris Chans of differing levels of social ineptness (and degeneracy) running around and acting like hot shit because they wield a tiny bit of "power" over random anonymous internet users as volunteer moderators.
 
Being Reddit moderator should be treated like mental illness. There should be camps where they are deprogrammed. It is only way to save them.
 
Here's some cringe screenshots someone in that discord sent me, he would argue with some dude who would get drunk and just antagonize him and admit to some humiliating stuff to the average person
I guess he sort of knows his lot in life and this is his way of saying that he's going to make as most of the hand he's been dealt as he can. I'd almost be sympathetic if, as it seems, he also wasn't pedo adjacent. If not one himself.

The irony is that there is a twisted honesty to what he's saying - yes, on large subreddits, what mods decide shows up can have a lot of influence on people's opinions - but he's made the case for exactly why people like himself cannot be allowed to run the platform.

Being Reddit moderator should be treated like mental illness. There should be camps where they are deprogrammed. It is only way to save them.
Why bother. They become mods because they're like this in the first place.
 
There is no coming back from this. Nigga’s life is over out of sheer embarrassment.
Seal Team 6 shoving their arms up my asshole could not have gotten to make a video like this.

Wrap it up, reddit nigger, it’s over.
 
Being Reddit moderator should be treated like mental illness. There should be camps where they are deprogrammed. It is only way to save them.
I'm now laughing at the idea of a reddit rehab where the patients are writhing around in bed, dealing with heavy withdrawals, counting the seconds until the nurses come in to give their single upvote to help them taper off.
 
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