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SpiderBitch said:
In what is probably the least surprising news of all time, r/fauxmoi proves themselves to be a bunch of bitter fatties the moment they see a woman who stopped being obese. Look at those upvote/downvote ratios lol

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A pretty and healthy looking woman literally just existing and attenting a professional event and yet theyre the ones making it all about her body, her weight and most importantly themselves, even though theyre the same types to call that behaviour misogynistic and whatever when its anyone outside of themselves doing it.

Its not some drastic ozempic transformation either, shes been gradually losing weight for like 3 years now. AND she was internet famous before she even gained weight in the first place so the fat community cant claim she owes them for her success either.
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ozempic did to the fat acceptance movement what facebook did to myspace
 
SpiderBitch said:
In what is probably the least surprising news of all time, r/fauxmoi proves themselves to be a bunch of bitter fatties the moment they see a woman who stopped being obese. Look at those upvote/downvote ratios lol

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A pretty and healthy looking woman literally just existing and attenting a professional event and yet theyre the ones making it all about her body, her weight and most importantly themselves, even though theyre the same types to call that behaviour misogynistic and whatever when its anyone outside of themselves doing it.

Its not some drastic ozempic transformation either, shes been gradually losing weight for like 3 years now. AND she was internet famous before she even gained weight in the first place so the fat community cant claim she owes them for her success either.
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Fauxmoi needs to be shut down. That sub is never happy.
 
I know this isn't some grand revelation, but I was just doing some Google searches about missile defense systems, and like a retard, decided to click on a Reddit discussion about this topic. Every fuckin disagreement being had was just passive aggressive and whiny, and Jesus Christ no exaggeration, every single post included either "my dude" or "my guy." I stopped reading after observing this, disgusted with myself for having clicked on a Reddit discussion, but I imagine the term "salty" was thrown around at some point. I am just picturing these fruitloops looking like the typical urbanite leftist these days, trying to resemble an 80s pedophile as much as possible like Stavros Halkias.
 
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Ah, reddit. Where else can you browse for video game discussion and find some sperg using his crayons to turn the party into Thomas characters?

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SpiderBitch said:
...i wish there was more room for fat women to be disappointed in circumstances like this...
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Maybe if you'd put the fucking cake down for 5 minutes we'd all have more room.

The Great Citracett said:
Ah, reddit. Where else can you browse for video game discussion and find some sperg using his crayons to turn the party into Thomas characters?
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Batshit insane, but probably also the most wholesome thing to come out Reddit this year.
 
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For the redditor, there is no greater sin than heterosexuals being pandered too
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Deeply funny how there's only two examples. I can think of a dozen shows that aren't all cleavage and panty shots but OP here has only seen two.
 
Most Wanted Banana said:
Some Redditor on r/Linux found out that Meta is pushing for age verification in 45 states.

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"I traced $2 billion in nonprofit grants and 45 states of lobbying records to figure out who's behind the age verification bills. The answer involves a company that profits from your data writing laws that collect more of it." / Wayback Machine.

"[UPDATE] I pulled IRS filings for the org that wrote Meta's model legislation, queried Brazil's congressional API, and cross-referenced lobbying firms across two continents. Meta's operation is global. Also: all findings are now public at tboteproject.com" / Wayback Machine.

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"And here's why that's a good thing."

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Sleazy Car Salesman said:
But we aren't talking about small towns when we're talking about the urbanist/walkable city/fuckcars crowd though. They actively hate small towns and think that a hyper dense urban center is the only way to achieve their ends. Once again I recommend the dedicated r/fuckcars thread on the Farms here, it's a fun thread and it will go into great detail on the insanity that these people actually believe in.

ETA: They also tend to be deeply anti-social, alcoholics, anti-natalist, and soft on crime.
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Humans are, to an extent, still tribal monkeys. We naturally form communities, but they have an upper limit - somewhere around 500 depending on how stressed we are - before they start to fracture.
Move to a small town of 800 in the Midwest (Go Corncobs!), and you'll find that those fuckers on the other side of the railroad/freeway/river are a bit weird. And sure, you can cram all the kids into the same school but you'll find the East Side Massive fighting the West Side Rudeboys, just because.
We (and by "We" I mean sapient humans, not redditors) need territory as well as community, so in an ideal world I should be able to walk from my village, past the fields, and piss on an oak tree to mark it West Side Rudeboys' territory.

Now bear with me, I'm going to apply some math.
If you've done any large-scale gardening (or small-scale farming), you may know that you can feed a family of 4 from 5 acres, in the sort of temperate climate our ancestors worked. Of course, if you organize so that one guy grows beans, one grows beets and one grows pigs in a crop rotation system you can maximize output and free up some time*. If you also want surplus so folk like the doctor, baker, thatcher, priest and blacksmith can just work, you can factor that in as well.
(*My ancestors used that for Morris dancing, but it's not compulsory)
In short, if 400 people dedicate themselves to farming, 100 can be professionals providing other services. I suppose we could be all commie and exclude toddlers and grandma from physical labour (just sit in your rocking chair and open the pea-pods you blind cunt) but that still leaves us 40 "professionals" and I bet one is a Jewish lawyer.
Where was I? Oh yes...
You can feed, clothe, and hire required professionals for a village of 500 people with 2000 acres. That's almost exactly π square miles, or, a circle with a radius of 1 mile. Which takes 15 minutes at a normal walking pace.

That's where it fucking comes from. 15 minutes isn't some magic, arcane number, it's the amount of time it took my grandfather to walk from the field to the pub. (Also the the amount of time it took to walk from the pub to his house, but 100 yards is a long way at 11pm.)

Redditors don't understand physical community. They don't understand that your neighbors are now "your tribe": They would post a picture of the next door neighbor screaming for help as their house burned down ("Lol boomers, ammirite?") followed by picture of their house burning down ("Why didn't the boomer help me!?") with no intermediate thought. But they do understand 15 minutes.

When people were happy, they stayed within 15 minutes of a community center.
Therefore if we don't let them move beyond 15 minutes of a community center, they will be happy.

Neck yourselves, you fucking retards.
 
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r/zootopia is coping and seething after Zootopia 2 lost to Kpop Demon Hunters for best animated feature at the Oscars last night.
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They even started posting clips of when Zootopia wont best animated feature at the 2017 Oscars

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"But i thought Kpop demon hunters was a bit better than zoot-"

"SHUT UP NIGGA GLAZE BLAST"
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Dog Anuses said:
Head mod of over 100 mostly porn and trans subreddits watching his career go up in flames. The trannies have turned on him.
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>epstein ass face
Is epstein ass face a mask that looks like Epstein's ass that you wear on your face, or is a mask that looks like Epstein's face that you wear on your ass?
 
Waffle Iron said:
You're a little baby. Watch this:

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Don't worry, you can pick between butter lube and olive oil lube depending on the region you're from and the onahole gets to retire at 62 thrusts
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Even Slaanesh is confused by this.
 
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