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Mai said:
From the goldmine of r/smalldickproblems:
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I had an online friend that I talked to pretty often. We ended up in this limbo between relationship and friendship. We would show each other NSFW stuff but we never did anything physical. I showed them some photos of my penis and they liked them. They said I was hot, that they would enjoy being in bed with me. It made me feel a decent bit better about my size. A little while later, they confided in me that the reason they thought I was hot was because they’re a pedophile and I have a child’s penis. For as long as I live, this series of events is going to color my perception of myself. I’m never going to forget this.
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Why would anyone feel the urge to share something like this? Is it naivety? Boredom? I want to dissect Redditors like you would a frog. I need to know how they work and what neurons would trigger the desire to share the things they do.
 
Atticus Carpenter said:
I bet in this case R*ddit will do "Ackshually, it's normal that more kids are abused at schools since there are more of them there. It's not like priests have as easy access to kids as teachers." like nigs do with per Capita.
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I'm not catholic so correct me if wrong but how are priests getting this much one-on-one access to kids anyway? Like teachers are alone with kids all day, but you generally go to church as a family and listen to a sermon or whatever and go home. Is it through Bible study groups? I thought the kids just sit in one room in those.

Mai said:
From the goldmine of r/smalldickproblems:
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Most sane homosexuals
 
Retreaded Tire said:

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>BPD
>TwoExtraChromosomes user
RIP. That husband never had a chance. Never put a ring on crazy, never cohabitate with crazy and for gods sake, never fuck crazy in the ass.

Also having a Reddit account is probably one of the bigger red flags these days. I have never seen a sane woman that posts on Reddit.
 
otto maddux said:
Insurance doesn't cover the cost of your over-indulgence, therefor they should be "Luigi'd".

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That fucking sucks. Dude clearly put in the work to lose it, and you can tell he was hitting the weights too. At his size there was no avoiding the loose skin, but you'd be surprised what insurance is willing to cover. However the post doesn't make it sound like the guy himself is the one whining about Luigi cause of it. It's other people doing it.

Good for him losing all that and putting on some good muscle.
 
ilovecornsyrup said:
I'm not catholic so correct me if wrong but how are priests getting this much one-on-one access to kids anyway? Like teachers are alone with kids all day, but you generally go to church as a family and listen to a sermon or whatever and go home. Is it through Bible study groups? I thought the kids just sit in one room in those.
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In catholic tradition the kids have to study and prepare for their first communion and also later confirmation in their late teens. During these times they have to go through bible study, counseling and whatnot with a priest or someone that works with the church (with my group a nun tutored us) in order to prepare for the whole thing. It's usually a group class so it's very odd that a priest would have a 1 on 1 with a 10/12 year old kid but it might happen like teachers might think that a kid needs extra tutoring or whatnot.
 
Mai said:
From the goldmine of r/smalldickproblems:
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I had an online friend that I talked to pretty often. We ended up in this limbo between relationship and friendship. We would show each other NSFW stuff but we never did anything physical. I showed them some photos of my penis and they liked them. They said I was hot, that they would enjoy being in bed with me. It made me feel a decent bit better about my size. A little while later, they confided in me that the reason they thought I was hot was because they’re a pedophile and I have a child’s penis. For as long as I live, this series of events is going to color my perception of myself. I’m never going to forget this.
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Don't post anything from r/bigdickproblems, I don't want you people to dox all my reddit posts.
 
Agares said:
I have never seen a sane woman that posts on Reddit.
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ALL of the crazy bitches I've met were Reddit users, doesn't matter if they appear normal or even likable at first, the crazy will slowly bubble to the surface one way or another. STAY AWAY FROM REDDIT USERS, or at best approach with extreme caution.
 
Reddit has gone mask off again. (Archive)

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Amazing thread. Celebrating that the Kimberly Clark warehouse got burnt down. I understand they're a shit company to work for but hundreds of people probably worked here and are now out of a job because some retard decided they weren't being paid enough so their response was to burn the building down. Nothing like helping the working class by fucking everyone who works in the same job with you over right?

Let's not forget this shit was calculated. He started a small fire and the FD came by and checked everything. The sprinklers had already gone off so as far as I know they needed to be rechecked before they could be turned back on again. The dude starts the real fire after and the whole fucking building burns down.

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Mod has a stickied comment that says calls for violence will be banned... not even three comments down you can see two calls for a peasant revolt and another person saying that violence is justified because that's how we are kept in line. Ok buddy. I'm sure these people will be banned shortly.

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Good idea carlos! Let's keep burning shit down! I'm sure that worked great for Minneapolis- oh wait. I wonder why I can't find a fucking article related to areas with high crime and food deserts?

It's almost as if burning down everything makes it so businesses don't want to go to these fucking shitholes anymore.
 
unholysedation777 said:
ALL of the crazy bitches I've met were Reddit users, doesn't matter if they appear normal or even likable at first, the crazy will slowly bubble to the surface one way or another. STAY AWAY FROM REDDIT USERS, or at best approach with extreme caution.
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I've been BPD speedrun my several reddit women in the past. One literally sent me tit pics a couple days after we first messaged, then ghosted after having an emotional breakdown and leaving me confused as fuck. Granted we never even met.

Then I wen through her post history and sure enough she was posting about hooking up with dudes from Tinder and Fetlife. Dodged a bullet and an STD probably. She looked fucking normal too outside of the damn SSRI stare.
 
I look away for two days and some of the most petrifying things are being posted here, for fuck's sake, guys.
 
Asking if you have a reddit account should be mandatory for all job interviews now. An active one being an instant 'No'.
 
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