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[Sparkling Yuzu]

Some drama or some shit about people who upload German songs.

A TLDR of it is that some German language YouTubers uploading German songs are apparently lying or faking song histories or some shit, idgaf. I use some of these channels as background noise sometimes and know for a fact any lying they do do is because you YouTube's gay autoban on any song in the German language.

The issue is that these people think the uploaders are closeted Nazis/wehrbs/kaiserboos; as is their audience. Interestingly enough not everyone in the comments thinks these songs need banned, on the contrary in fact, which is a surprise to me. The whole sub reeks of the anti-wehraboo circlejerk that should've died in the 10s when that shit pretty much died. ALso a lot of it seems to be Reddit experts huffing each other's farts overall. They have good takes on pop history channels however.

Speaking of the anti-Wehraboo shit someone is assmad over a weeb Steam game.

EDIT: Was looking at r/starterpacks for some history related stuff and good God that place is a cesspit of shit no one thinks or says. Here is an example.

Cringey but to be fair, he shouldn't get in trouble for Nazi shit for a ww1 helmet.
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[Margo Martindale]

/r/hobbydrama tells us about the tiktok reality shifter community. The subcomments provide some interesting insights, such as a guy thinking he can reality shift to a universe where the characters from Danganronpa are real, then procedes to rape one of the guys from it and post tiktok videos about it

r/HobbyDrama - Comment by u/JohannesSchnee on ”[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 30, 2021”

390 votes and 707 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

Spoiler: tl;dr

A lot of drama on the Shifting Community (pretty big on TikTok, but some other places as well.) I say all this as someone who observed this from afar. For those fortunate enough not to have heard of shifting or reality shifting, here’s the theory: We live in a multiverse of infinite realities and in each reality there is some version of you. Because the multiverse is literally infinite, there are infinite realities in which the world of your favorite show/book/movie/etc. actually exists and there’s a version of you in many of those realities.

Shifting is the idea that while you sleep you can consciously access these realities via these infinite versions of yourself and live in them. There’s at least one reality in which you are a Jedi. There’s at least one reality in which you’re an elf in Middle Earth, and so on. You can actually control what happens, which is called scripting. Before you try to shift while you sleep, you write out your age, what you look like, what your background is in your Target Reality (the one you’re trying to shift to.) Therefore, you can script yourself to be a teenage student at Hogwarts and you determine how those characters act towards you. Because realities are infinite, there’s a “real” universe where Harry Potter is the bad guy and you can shift to that world if you want. If you don’t see where this is going, a lot of young folks “use” this method to go to different realities and bonk with their favorite characters and will often report their “findings” and experiences on TikTok.

If you’re thinking “Isn’t this just lucid dreaming?”, “This just sounds like using your imagination.”, or “Isn’t this a lot like that astral projection trend that made the rounds on Tumblr a while back and became a meme?” Let me tell you why shifters believe it’s different. This isn’t playing pretend because you’re actually going to an actually reality that actually exists. Anything you do in these realities has actual consequences because the characters you interact with are real people. If you kill a character while shifting, you are actually guilty of real murder.

So you can see how this goes downhill real fast. Shifting is very popular in the Harry Potter community on TikTok (you don’t want to know about DracoTok...) One person posted a shifting experience in which they took the Dark Mark in Draco’s place and was accused of actually joining a hate movement voluntarily (there was a lot of “you literally joined the Nazis” stuff thrown around...) and a lot of fighting on the morals of actually becoming a Death Eater.

It got messy too when the morals of shifting to bone fictional characters came about, particularly in regards to Harry Potter characters who are under 18 for the vast majority of the series. If you are a shifter over the age of 18 scripting yourself as a teenage student of Hogwarts to be romantically involved with a fictional character, you’re a literal predator. Even if you age up the characters in your shifting script, it’s still problematic because all the material in our reality is based on teenage characters, basically. It’s all very, very weird and yes it’s stupid.

There was a jokey TikTok posted where on person was trolling and claimed they scripted Draco to be a soft and sensitive person (remember, there is a reality where this version of Draco exists according to shifters) and hit him. Then she kept hitting while he cried and ended up accidentally killing Draco Malfoy. Many people missed that this was obviously a joke making fun of shifting and told her that she should go to jail in this reality for actual murder. I’ll be honest, the thought of someone actually standing trial for murdering a fictional character in a lucid dream/imagination exercise is really funny. There’s a link to this somewhere but I don’t have time to dig it up right now.

EDIT: u/irrelevant_probably (sorry if I didn’t tag the user name right) provided the link in the comments below to the tumblr discussion around this last part and here it is: https://esoanem.tumblr.com/post/647623850838851584/im-glad-ppl-on-tiktok-are-doing-ok-good-lord-yeah

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

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R/rightcantmeme Jannie has meltdown not even Redditors buy his bs
Edit: And it is gone

I never thought r/TheRightCantMeme would be doing Chinese bidding by telling us that Tienanmen Square never happened. Did the 50 Cent Party take a break or something?

 

[NoReturn]

Many Redditors think that anything with eagle as symbol is Fascist.

So there's this "fringe historian"/conspiracy theorist/writer Matthew LaCroix who introduced me to this idea of "the eagle/serpent divide".
Long story very short, he proposes that there's this whole alternate history where eagles represent conquest and the physical world, and snakes represent spirituality and esoteric knowledge.
So like, the Mexican flag isn't just an eagle eating a snake, it (and the story behind it) supposed to be a representation of the Aztec empire conquering pre-Aztec civilizations in the region (the "snakes"). The snakes being driven out of Ireland? The heathen pagans being chased out by the church. Even the "Don't tread on me" snake is supposed to fit into this.
I don't believe it, but it's a fun little "what if" layer to put on reality.

 

[Lucille Bluth]

I’m out of the loop/ignorant, but is r/BadHistory just an echo chamber for Redditors to pat themselves on the back because they believe they have “superior knowledge”?

Every thread seems to be the same circle jerk cesspool of people making snarky comments.

 

[Troon Destroyer]

/r/hobbydrama tells us about the tiktok reality shifter community. The subcomments provide some interesting insights, such as a guy thinking he can reality shift to a universe where the characters from Danganronpa are real, then procedes to rape one of the guys from it and post tiktok videos about it

r/HobbyDrama - Comment by u/JohannesSchnee on ”[Hobby Scuffles] Week of May 30, 2021”

390 votes and 707 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

Spoiler: tl;dr

A lot of drama on the Shifting Community (pretty big on TikTok, but some other places as well.) I say all this as someone who observed this from afar. For those fortunate enough not to have heard of shifting or reality shifting, here’s the theory: We live in a multiverse of infinite realities and in each reality there is some version of you. Because the multiverse is literally infinite, there are infinite realities in which the world of your favorite show/book/movie/etc. actually exists and there’s a version of you in many of those realities.

Shifting is the idea that while you sleep you can consciously access these realities via these infinite versions of yourself and live in them. There’s at least one reality in which you are a Jedi. There’s at least one reality in which you’re an elf in Middle Earth, and so on. You can actually control what happens, which is called scripting. Before you try to shift while you sleep, you write out your age, what you look like, what your background is in your Target Reality (the one you’re trying to shift to.) Therefore, you can script yourself to be a teenage student at Hogwarts and you determine how those characters act towards you. Because realities are infinite, there’s a “real” universe where Harry Potter is the bad guy and you can shift to that world if you want. If you don’t see where this is going, a lot of young folks “use” this method to go to different realities and bonk with their favorite characters and will often report their “findings” and experiences on TikTok.

If you’re thinking “Isn’t this just lucid dreaming?”, “This just sounds like using your imagination.”, or “Isn’t this a lot like that astral projection trend that made the rounds on Tumblr a while back and became a meme?” Let me tell you why shifters believe it’s different. This isn’t playing pretend because you’re actually going to an actually reality that actually exists. Anything you do in these realities has actual consequences because the characters you interact with are real people. If you kill a character while shifting, you are actually guilty of real murder.

So you can see how this goes downhill real fast. Shifting is very popular in the Harry Potter community on TikTok (you don’t want to know about DracoTok...) One person posted a shifting experience in which they took the Dark Mark in Draco’s place and was accused of actually joining a hate movement voluntarily (there was a lot of “you literally joined the Nazis” stuff thrown around...) and a lot of fighting on the morals of actually becoming a Death Eater.

It got messy too when the morals of shifting to bone fictional characters came about, particularly in regards to Harry Potter characters who are under 18 for the vast majority of the series. If you are a shifter over the age of 18 scripting yourself as a teenage student of Hogwarts to be romantically involved with a fictional character, you’re a literal predator. Even if you age up the characters in your shifting script, it’s still problematic because all the material in our reality is based on teenage characters, basically. It’s all very, very weird and yes it’s stupid.

There was a jokey TikTok posted where on person was trolling and claimed they scripted Draco to be a soft and sensitive person (remember, there is a reality where this version of Draco exists according to shifters) and hit him. Then she kept hitting while he cried and ended up accidentally killing Draco Malfoy. Many people missed that this was obviously a joke making fun of shifting and told her that she should go to jail in this reality for actual murder. I’ll be honest, the thought of someone actually standing trial for murdering a fictional character in a lucid dream/imagination exercise is really funny. There’s a link to this somewhere but I don’t have time to dig it up right now.

EDIT: u/irrelevant_probably (sorry if I didn’t tag the user name right) provided the link in the comments below to the tumblr discussion around this last part and here it is: https://esoanem.tumblr.com/post/647623850838851584/im-glad-ppl-on-tiktok-are-doing-ok-good-lord-yeah

But can he hop to Chris-Chan's dimension?

I never thought r/TheRightCantMeme would be doing Chinese bidding by telling us that Tienanmen Square never happened. Did the 50 Cent Party take a break or something?

TheRightCantMeme turned into a tankie circlejerk a couple years ago, they genuinely believe that China is our saviour.

I’m out of the loop/ignorant, but is r/BadHistory just an echo chamber for Redditors to pat themselves on the back because they believe they have “superior knowledge”?

Of course. Why wouldn't R*dditors form an echo chamber where they flex their superior liberal views on the dumb conservanazi chuds?

 

[Wallace]

I’m out of the loop/ignorant, but is r/BadHistory just an echo chamber for Redditors to pat themselves on the back because they believe they have “superior knowledge”?

Every thread seems to be the same circle jerk cesspool of people making snarky comments.

You've described pretty much every subreddit.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

 

[PinstripeLuns]

jesus fuckin christ

 

[Ranger from Quake 1]

Redditor reposts politically charged infograph to r/coolguides, said post rapidly becomes 7th most upvoted on subreddit in history, coincidentally beating out the original post. Users in comments point out inaccuracies and jannies proceed lock the post.

(L/A)

 

[Toolbox]

Redditor reposts politically charged infograph to r/coolguides, said post rapidly becomes 7th most upvoted on subreddit in history, coincidentally beating out the original post. Users in comments point out inaccuracies and jannies proceed lock the post.
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(L/A)

Might as well have gone for the most insane nonsense. "The red line represented the blood of niggers" "the blue bars were a symbol of the bondage they wanted to put blacks back into for eternity".

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

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jesus fuckin christ

Someone has never played Persona 4: Golden or any Shin Megami Tensei game from 2003

 

[PinstripeLuns]

Someone has never played Persona 4: Golden or any Shin Megami Tensei game from 2003

if a jrpg makes you feel like you have friends then you're a fuckin loser

 

[The stinky skink]

A revolution everyone saw coming.

The tankie takeover of reddit continues apace.

https://archive.fo/8AGMl

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Reddit tankies are conflicted about murdering people who they think are “fascists”.

Not knowing them personally, mind you. Just thinking they are:

 

[DavidS877]

Reddit in a nutshell:

 

[Autistic AT-ST]

Redditor reposts politically charged infograph to r/coolguides, said post rapidly becomes 7th most upvoted on subreddit in history, coincidentally beating out the original post. Users in comments point out inaccuracies and jannies proceed lock the post.
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(L/A)

another example of glowniggers in action

 

[Gar For Archer]

Reddit tankies are conflicted about murdering people who they think are “fascists”.

Not knowing them personally, mind you. Just thinking they are:

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To be fair, I believe every form of governance is morally obligated to toss commies from helicopters with no trial, including - nay, especially - commmunist states.

 

[BubbleButt]

Reddit in a nutshell:
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This person is either a glow-op or a troll.

 

[Mr Metron666]

Found this in r/Cryptozoology (Archive)