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[poggers]

My actual point is that I smell troony LARPing

Yeah I know. But never underestimate the porn-sickness of the average redditor. It could be a larp or it could be real, nothing surprises me much anymore

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

Yeah I know. But never underestimate the porn-sickness of the average redditor. It could be a larp or it could be real, nothing surprises me much anymore

If one comes face to face with a redditor just squirt shampoo at them. Hygiene products are to them like garlic and sunlight are to vampires.

 

[JustSomeDong]

If one comes face to face with a redditor just squirt shampoo at them. Hygiene products are to them like garlic and sunlight are to vampires.

I took to carrying a travel bottle of lysol and febreeze in my bag when I rode public transit for a few months in college, that I could use to ease the stench of the unwashed masses I was temporarily required to commute with. The reason I started was because of someone who was, at the time, what I'll call a proto-redditor, seeing as reddit wasn't a thing, or if it was it hadn't become big yet, and me spraying so much binaca to cover his stench that I had an "As seen on TV..." moment and thought to myself, there has to be an easier way.
I'm sure they could be equally useful in this situation. I still carry one of each in my computer bag and keep 'em in both my cars. Never know when you might drive by something stinky.

 

[Geese Howard]

More post titles from r/relationship_advice, presented without context.

 

[poggers]

More post titles from r/relationship_advice, presented without context.

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I like to imagine all these posts are just the same 2 people posting about each other

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

My actual point is that I smell troony LARPing

I don't know, she gives off some really strong "I'm not like other girls" vibes with her talk about women being catty and whiny. And, to me, the way she put it was distinctly female. I think that's kind of weird for a lesbian, but whatever. Also, keto and Cymbalta tells me she's fat, crazy, and probably disabled. So, my guess is a terminally online fat, autistic dyke who is so porn addicted she had to escalate to spit and piss porn.

 

[Adolphin]

Typical Redditor.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

In response to an article about Ron DeSantis' new school changes:

 

[Dante Alighieri]

In response to an article about Ron DeSantis' new school changes:
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I could write an effort post responding to these yards but that's too much work so I'll just stick with three words.

Cope.
Seethe.
Dilate.

 

[World's Smallest Violin]

In response to an article about Ron DeSantis' new school changes:
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Xi will take one look and decide to revoke their human rights.

 

[Shaka Brah]

In response to an article about Ron DeSantis' new school changes:
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Now we need to hear their opinion on the mandatory "Whiteness Studies" in schools. Surely they'll feel just the same right?

 

[Moguro Fukuzou]

In response to an article about Ron DeSantis' new school changes:
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This is actually kind of funny to read about since I recently had a chat with a Czech about some of their experiences growing up in Czechoslovakia under Communist control and they had nothing kind or positive to say about it. I will never understand how wilfully ignorant reddit tankies keep themselves about communism being some magical cure all and anything negative about it just being western propaganda.

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

Momento redditor, don't you dare doubt the words of Saint Fauci, peace be upon him, for it's thanks to him that mankind hasn't succumbed to the virus.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Momento redditor, don't you dare doubt the words of Saint Fauci, peace be upon him, for it's thanks to him that mankind hasn't succumbed to the virus.
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Magically as soon as studies come out showing that over 50% of positive tests in children were false positives, that vaccine injuries have become rampant among under-18s getting vaxed, and that the actual infection and death rate of the disease might be several times lower than reported, Fauci says the new variant is a threat to kids. Ok.

 

[Oats12345]

Magically as soon as studies come out showing that over 50% of positive tests in children were false positives, that vaccine injuries have become rampant among under-18s getting vaxed, and that the actual infection and death rate of the disease might be several times lower than reported, Fauci says the new variant is a threat to kids. Ok.

I don't trust faici on anything covid anymore. The only thing I can trust is him getting punch in the face one of these days.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Anyone that suggests that an German political party is a threat to the entirety of Europe is displaying an incredible amount of German exceptionalist arrogance. Whether you think Germany is the best thing ever or Germany is the worst thing ever, it's pure arrogance driven by decades of propaganda

 

[Otis Boi]

I don't trust faici on anything covid anymore. The only thing I can trust is him getting punch in the face one of these days.

Honestly I was already skeptical of the government to begin with. The whole covid crisis has just been a shitshow from start to finish. The amount of backtracking and reactionary actions was just insane, coupled with the fact of everything seemed to just be a Blackbox of decision making.

It strange how reddit basicly flip floped on lockdowns and every policy as long as it went against the Republicans or made them look like dump hicks. They could not see it from there perspective made it a insufferable topic to even discuss

 

[Oats12345]

Honestly I was already skeptical of the government to begin with. The whole covid crisis has just been a shitshow from start to finish. The amount of backtracking and reactionary actions was just insane, coupled with the fact of everything seemed to just be a Blackbox of decision making.

It strange how reddit basicly flip floped on lockdowns and every policy as long as it went against the Republicans or made them look like dump hicks. They could not see it from there perspective made it a insufferable topic to even discuss

I find it annoying how they talk about following the science. But when bunch of other scientists come out against Faici. They ignore them and continue to follow him for no reason. Now that's a cult my friends.

 

[moocow]

I really really don't get reddit posters.

"He tells me I'm beautiful and buys me gifts isn't that super suspicious and just the worst thing in the world?"

How do you even get this broken? Too bad r/incel and r/twoxchromosomes posters will never fuck because they deserve each other.

It's a combination of factors IMHO.

• Cynicism exaggerated to its extreme limit. People like this have managed to convince themselves that everyone -- absolutely everyone -- has a major flaw, and the harder that flaw is to find, the worse it must be. The absence of an obvious flaw cannot be the result of a person simply not having any. It must instead be the result of meticulous conscious effort to hide it. The idea of a person being just generally "good" and not a total fuckup is alien to them, likely because their life choices have resulted in rarely (if ever) meeting any such people and being aware of it.
• Lack of self-confidence. These people have little to no genuine self-confidence (no matter how much they feign it publicly), and have real trouble accepting (or even considering) the possibility that maybe they really do deserve someone's kindness and affections without an ulterior motive.
• Trust issues. Tying into both cynicism and lack of self-confidence, these people are unable to truly trust anyone. They're convinced that anyone who expresses interest in them must have ulterior motives, and bizarrely the closer to "genuinely good person" someone seems to be, the less trustworthy they'll feel to people like this. They "must be after something." So people like this never let anyone get close enough to them to have a meaningful relationship.

As for how they get this way? SJW indoctrination, impatience, a need for instant gratification and attention, autism, being surrounded by like-minded people, legit childhood abuse, legit domestic violence or spousal abuse, (diagnosed) mental illness, being unskilled and inexperienced (and knowing it), etc. Some people also just have shit personalities they just can't disguise.

 

[emptyblu]

A bit of topic but isn’t it kind of insulting how much redditors fantasize about communism? the very same communism that eastern europeans suffered under and when confronted about it they quickly dismiss it? I mean they are basically dismissing the torture and slaughter of those people during that time which is pretty offensive.

How come every terrible event in history is bad and demonized yet communism is something people easily dismiss? I have family that grew up under it and witnessing how much americans or western countries in general fangirl over it is very weird to me.