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Are traps gay?
Since the beginnings of the universe, where time was merely a concept and where there was an abyss of nothingness, many have asked the age old question: "are traps gay?". Today, with our scientifical and mathematical advancements, paired with the high intelligence and logicallity of our species, the homosapiens, we will finally and certainly be able to answer the ever longlasting question.Firstly, we must analyze what makes a person, or a pair of people "gay". From the high logicallity of our species, we can easily determine this by presenting the matter as a series of equations. In the equations below, "x" is a representation of the gender "male" and "y" is a representation of the gender "female", while the plus sign is a representation of sexual intercourse and the result of the equation is the "gayness" of the pair of homosapiens.
x + x = 100
From this equation we can see that two males having intercourse is 100% gay. We can then use this equation to solve for the gayness of one male.
2x = 100
x = 50
This shows us that one male is 50% gay. Another equation can be used to determine the "gayness" of two females having intercourse.
y + y = 0
We can see from this equation that two females having intercourse is 0% gay. This is because, we homosapiens have given 0% gayness another name, called lesbianism. We can then, again, find the "gayness" of one female by reaggaranging the equation, which - as a result - gives us 0% gayness.
Now, since two variables are found, we can then forumalte a new equation which gives us the "gayness" of a male and a female having intercourse.
x + y = (unknown gayness)
Then, by substituting in the values for x and y, we can solve for the unknown gayness.
50 + 0 = 50
Therefore, we can conclude that the gayness of a male and female having intercourse is 50%.
However, there is an unresolved problem with the "gayness" of two females having intercourse. If you imagine a unit circle, you will know that the four units of the unit circle on the x or y intercept is equal to:
0, 90, 180, 270, 360..... (degrees) (0=360)
or
0, pi/2, pi, 3pi/2, 2pi...... (radians) (0=2pi)
If you replace these units with the percentage of gayness up to 100%, you will find:
0, 25, 50, 75, 100.... (gayness) (0=100)
From this you can see that 0% gayness and 100% gayness is in the same spot in the unit circle, suggesting that lesbianism is 100% gay. This information will be useful later on.
Next, we need to add the element of "traps" into our equations. By definition, a trap is a crossdresser, who dresses up in the opposite genders clothing to trick people into thinking that they are the opposite gender. Traps are also usually feminine if they are born male, and more masculine if born female.
From this information, we can determine how to represent a trap as a variable in an equation. Since traps are crossdressers and usually have an abundance of hormones of the opposite gender, we can say that they are both genders. This is represented as: xy.
However, they are not actually half male and half female (which is actually transgenderism). The gender they actually are should be more predominant than the gender they are dressing to be. Since their birth gender is more predominant, the variable representing traps will change. The ratio of the femininity and masculinity of a trap is shown below:
Femininity : Masculinity
Traps born male: 1 : 2 Traps bon female: 2 : 1
This allows us to formulate an accurate variable for a male and female trap:
Traps born male (Male trap) = x²y
Traps born female (female trap) = y²x
Now, since we know the values for x and y, we can determine the "gayness" of traps by substituting in the values.
Male trap = 50² * 0
Male trap = 0% gay
Female trap = 0² * 50
Female trap = 0% gay
These results look shocking. However, there is a massive problem with it. The unit circle analogy of lesbianism is not applied to this. If we apply the unit circle analogy to the equation, the value of y will be 50 because:
y + y = 100
y = 50
Therefore if we substitute the correct value of y into the equation, it becomes:
Male trap = 50² * 50
Male trap = 50³
Male trap = 125000% gay
Female trap = 50² * 50
Female trap = 50³
Female trap = 125000% gay
From this, we can finally answer the age old question - are traps gay?
And the answer is, EXTREMELY GAY.
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Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset’s gonna lead you? You think you’re funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it’s not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You’re not worthy of anybody’s time, so go fuck off, “cat-boy". You will never be a cat. You have no claws, you have no tail, you have no whiskers. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your Tom and Jerry collection behind closed doors. Mice are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed dogs to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Cat In The Hat who “passes” looks uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll notice your "litter box" is a regular toilet and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your cans of tuna fish left all over the house. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake meoooow every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll try to prove you're a cat by jumping off a building and landing on your feet, but plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not a cat.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.