Feedback Reign in Alan Pardew he is being an uppity hotpockets cuck

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Ban Alan "Cuck" Pardew forever?

  • Yes

    Votes: 20 29.9%

  • No

    Votes: 11 16.4%

  • ISIS

    Votes: 36 53.7%
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smdh fam @Alan Pardew 's overmoderation is ridiculous lately tbh. I understand that he is having difficulties at home after the very public and very bitter cucking he recieved at the hands of his bargain bin bitch of a wife, but this is no excuse. He banned @OtterParty for doing someting that gets done 10-20 times a day which makes it a completely random ban imho. He overmoderated @Lunaprey to the point where she deleted all her posts in protest. LunaPrey is a cute 19-year-old girl who admires @Null and codes in php and doesn't mind fat guys who love big, black dicks. She is quite possibly @Null 's only chance of ever having a happy healthy relationship. @Alan Pardew ruins dreams and shatters lives. Recently he even tried compybanning me from chat and he's not even @Huntin' Slash smdh fam

He is the Carlos Mencia of moderators and nobody here likes him.

Proposed Solution ;

1. Restore @Lunaprey 's great thread that Alan "Cuck" Pardew locked and put it in off-topic. She admits that it was off-topic but a good mod who isn't a cuck hotpockets would have simply moved it instead of trying to win cred bullying a newbie (which is normally fine but in this case negatively impacted Null's lovelife).

2. Have @Alan Pardew apologise to @OtterParty and promise never to take out his racist anti-asian sentiments on an innocent homosexual again just because he's furious that an Asian called Donnie Liu fucked his wife irl and when he found out she just laughed and refused to stop him.

3. Have @Alan Pardew apologise to @Lunaprey and promise to never get int the way of her and Null's romance ever again just because he's a bitter, unloved, cucked hotpocket who got cucked by his own wife and can't stand to see love blossom anywhere else.

4. Have @Alan Pardew apologise to @Huntin' Slash for biting his style.

5. Remove @Alan Pardew 's moderator privs, ip ban him from Kiwi Farms for all eternity, dox him out to /baphomet/ and then crowdfund me some petrol money so I can drive up to his house and kick his teeth in irl and then fuck his wife right in front of him and make him clean my dick with his toothless mouth.

6. Arrange a picnic date in the botanical gardens for @Null and @Lunaprey it will be so adorable
 
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WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!1!!!!!!!
 
My take on this is that Null is being cockblocked by Alan who likes hotpockets.
 
Dynastia said:
Nah he doesn't even have enough computer for that.
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No, but the admins have that kind of tech. I've heard about this stuff on CSI: New York which I'm kind of sure might be based on real crimes. I'd google it but then I'd probably get data mined and cookie'd hard.
 
Alan Pardew said:
lol
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He's right, Alan, you need to learn your place. You are a servant of the members here. You work for free, and you volunteer because you enjoy the appreciation you get. So when you abuse your power, ban people unjustly, or censor (lock in this case) someone else's content, you are not doing anyone a favor, or gaining any appreciation. Your job here is not to be a police officer, your job is to be a janitor. If a thread is off topic, you move it to the correct section, and let the user know they need to post in the right section. You don't simply lock a thread with no explanation.

You've obviously had that little "Mod" badge next to your name for too long. It's gone to your head. You think your special, you think your more than a worthless unpaid janitor, and that's why you must be removed from your position.
 
Lunaprey said:
He's right, Alan, you need to learn your place. You are a servant of the members here. You work for free, and you volunteer because you enjoy the appreciation you get. So when you abuse your power, ban people unjustly, or censor (lock in this case) someone else's content, you are not doing anyone a favor, or gaining any appreciation. Your job here is not to be a police officer, your job is to be a janitor. If a thread is off topic, you move it to the correct section, and let the user know they need to post in the right section. You don't simply lock a thread with no explanation.

You've obviously had that little "Mod" badge next to your name for too long. It's gone to your head. You think your special, you think your more than a worthless unpaid janitor, and that's why you must be removed from your position.
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Lunaprey said:
He's right, Alan, you need to learn your place. You are a servant of the members here. You work for free, and you volunteer because you enjoy the appreciation you get. So when you abuse your power, ban people unjustly, or censor (lock in this case) someone else's content, you are not doing anyone a favor, or gaining any appreciation. Your job here is not to be a police officer, your job is to be a janitor. If a thread is off topic, you move it to the correct section, and let the user know they need to post in the right section. You don't simply lock a thread with no explanation.

You've obviously had that little "Mod" badge next to your name for too long. It's gone to your head. You think your special, you think your more than a worthless unpaid janitor, and that's why you must be removed from your position.
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Triggered?


Also go talk to @Wes_Iseli sometime.
 
Lunaprey said:
He's right, Alan, you need to learn your place. You are a servant of the members here. You work for free, and you volunteer because you enjoy the appreciation you get. So when you abuse your power, ban people unjustly, or censor (lock in this case) someone else's content, you are not doing anyone a favor, or gaining any appreciation. Your job here is not to be a police officer, your job is to be a janitor. If a thread is off topic, you move it to the correct section, and let the user know they need to post in the right section. You don't simply lock a thread with no explanation.

You've obviously had that little "Mod" badge next to your name for too long. It's gone to your head. You think your special, you think your more than a worthless unpaid janitor, and that's why you must be removed from your position.
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I agree with all of the above, Alan "Cuck" Pardew is a menace.
 
#Istandwithlunaprey #justiceforotterparty #occupykiwi #downwithpardew #pardewgohome #removehotpocket #dynastiawasright #moderhater #forumanarchy #
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