Replace the protagonist of the last movie you were watching, with Null - He could be either himself, or his Slobbermutt form

[AnsemSoD1]

How will this affect the events of the plot and how will our beloved dear feeder get out alive? Does he finally get the boyfriend-free girl he so desires?

Round 2: Replace the main villain as well, but this time, with a lolcow of your choosing. How does this affect the plot too?

Final Round: Null is allowed to call upon the Kiwi Farms army (We look like our avatars) to aid him and the film's other characters in their goals, how does this affect the plot overall?

https://wiki.soyjak.st/images/c/c8/Null_clitty_leak_music.mp4

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Nullpoleon Dynamite, for some reason I don't think much would change.

 

[peachlover669]

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I feel like Null would just call the main villain a faggot and die laughing

 

[Pedophobe]

Nullkita Khrushchev refuses to seize the reigns of power after the Death of Stalin because he has no tolerance for gay commie bullshit.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Slobbermutt driving in F1 just seems like the logical extension of the Airbud franchise, I guess.

 

[ANF]

His mother was bitten by a lactose-crazed Italian while she was pregnant... Now he must ingest an American cheese serum to keep his dark urges at bay as he hunts down those who dare defy Gorgonzola...

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Last thing I watched was Andor
The Troonpire took everything from Null, pushing him to fight against them even though all he ever wanted is to be left alone.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Last thing I watched was Andor
The Troonpire took everything from Null, pushing him to fight against them even though all he ever wanted is to be left alone.

So is Dong Gone Palpatine and Chris Vader in this scenario?

 

[PhoBingas]

So is Dong Gone Palpatine and Chris Vader in this scenario?

Darth Keffals, their crotch reconstructed with cybernetics and Sith alchemy.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I wonder what Nool in Magic Mike would look like, and which lolcow would be the villain for him there.

 

[MrTroll]

wouldn't be much of a change tbh

 

[The Last Stand]

If Null was a character in the movies I'd watch, he'd probably jump off the screen or rant about the monochrome quality.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

If Null was a character in the movies I'd watch, he'd probably jump off the screen or rant about the monochrome quality.

What if a lolcow of your choosing replaced the main villain of the film, and/or the Kiwi Arms Militia was allowed to help out?

 

[The Last Stand]

What if a lolcow of your choosing replaced the main villain of the film, and/or the Kiwi Arms Militia was allowed to help out?

I don't understand the question.

Hmm, if say, Dale Wilson was the villain of Mildred Pierce (likely Mildred's ex-husband grooming Veda, actually that WOULD make sense, but why would Mildred marry somebody like HIM?)

Now I have to think about it or watch other movies.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Meme War veteran Johm Potter finally snaps.
Initially he plans to assassinate the CEO of PayPal, but at the last minute he changes his mind and takes out the leaders of a Roblox grooming ring.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

It was me null and my 3 droogs.......

 

[Starefag]

>Django unchained
Nword count doubles.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Null Breen walking around in the desert.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Fifty Shades of Null, with Lidl Drip getting whipped in the basement while @Hollywood Hulk Hogan seethes