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- Joined
- Feb 9, 2023
CURRENT HAPPENINGS 2024
-One of Lio's children has spoken
They confirmed a few things1. Lio doesn't shower
2. He spends all day talking only to his online girlfriend/daughter Peaches
3. Lio has threatened Mintheart (the abused child that he told to record their rape) with physical violence
4. Peaches mocked MintHeart for being verbally abused by Lio on twitter publicly
5. His wife doesn't know shit and is still somehow in love with this unwashed freak
6. He disowned all the abused kids for HopelessPeaches
7. He has emotionally and verbally abused all of the abused kids he took in except Peaches
MICHAEL D. FRENCH
Michael D. French is the creator of the Retroblasting YouTube channel, focusing on toy reviews, toy discussion, and other geek stuff about retro collectibles and franchises such as Star Wars, Ghostbusters, Masters of the Universe, Gi-Joe, etc, also known for being the biggest bitch in said communities, ranting, crying, whining and insulting his toy enemies, Hasbro toys, trolls, and his OWN fans on weekly basis.While Michael had a vision and the support of his wife to pursue his dream of being a celebrity in the geek community, his delusions of grandeur, terminal narcissism, and mental issues corrupted that dream to the point of no return.
Background:
Michael was born in 1978 in Nashville, Tennessee. His parents, a nationalist conservative and a liberal feminist had the great idea of having a son, said son named Michael found peace and happiness in Sci-Fi movies, comics, and cartoons. His childhood was so bitter and sad that he calls Spider-Man and Superman "his earliest memories" doesn't help that his own mother used to call him a gnat for watching The Dukes of Hazzard and not allowing him to watch the movies, shows, and stuff that he loved, Michael's life was only starting
The fact that he suffered from bullying in school turned his fanatism over Star Wars into an obsession to escape from his reality
Then everything changed for him once he fell in love with Melinda Mock and found in her the mother that he never had.
Together in 2012 they started the Retroblasting channel and Michael finally made his dreams come true! A beautiful happy ending for a tragic story.
Or not.
Michael was 34 YEARS OLD at this point, previous known jobs? a nameless wageslave for 12 years without succeeding or being good at anything, we can take a look at his sad years working through this rant full of self-pity made by Michael himself on his own LinkedIn page:
No one reads this s&*t, so why not?
Do you think the people at LinkedIn are laughing at us everyday? How many years have we been on this platform connecting with people for no good reason whatsoever? It's scary to think about all that time we've wasted listening to other people talk about this website's importance in our careers, when
who wants to go out with friends and have fun? I want to go home and watch MacGyver!
He's not working since 2020 as far as we know, so Melinda is most likely providing him with enough money to keep buying toys for over 3 years.
RETROBLASTING
Michael started his channel with Melinda around 2012, the main focus of the channel being Voltron, Ghostbusters, Gi-Joe and shitting on Hasbro, Mattel and all the brands that he supports with his own money and if that's not enough, nothing better than insulting their consumers too, Michael's hatred towards Hasbro toys is astonishing.The format is mostly the same, Michael sitting with a toy(s) by his side while he rants about the toy, the company, the people supporting it and finally ranting about some unrelated memory regarding his life.
Here we have Michael ranting over Hasbro then bringing the jock that was his roommate in college out of nowhere with scary accuracy.
What do you get for being a public asshole every day of your life? trolls. Michael gets trolled every single week and he will never learn, after all these years he keeps getting the bait and probably will never stop at this point because he's 44 YEARS OLD now, you're watching a 44yo man doing nothing every day besides fighting online over toys made for children.
Beware, Michael will get your real name, IP, address and ISP, only with your fake username, he should be working at the FBI.
(Template of Michael at his daily Internet patrolling, have fun!)
Just a very small example of Michael's mindset.
Gi-Joe and the HissTank community
Michael somehow successfully managed to piss off the biggest Gi-Joe forums online: the hisstankforums with over 25k members, probably due to his hatred towards Hasbro, the owner of the IP Gi-Joe, and his endless rants over the new toys while insulting people who enjoyed them for what they are, toys.Michael will always go nuclear with his cartoon villain persona, willing to spend over 300 bucks on overpriced and unlicensed knock-off Gi-Joes to "own" Hasbro and the Hisstank people.
"Champion of stupidity! moron! dumb faceless goon! now forced to come and give me his scalp while I spent my wife's money on toys!"
-(autistic) Cobra Commander
-(autistic) Cobra Commander
Said Gi-Joe knockoffs made by Bobby Vala AKA Valaverse, another freak who runs a Hasbro hate group with Michael, well-known toxic douchebag who shares the same tactics having a disposable amount of minions ready to harass people who like Hasbro toys
Yes, all of this shit is over $20 toys.
Michael's Magnum Opus, THE SAIL BARGE SAGA
*proceeds to dox you and your family over a Star Wars ship*
You thought that I was kidding? WARNING: extremely autistic epic over a Star Wars toy.
Quick and clever Rundown about Michael from the Hisstank forums itself:
Michael's a laughing stock for nerds, a tiny angry douchebag who wants to fight with everyone over the smallest/stupidest things is something, but messing up with people that have way more knowledge than you? the only possible outcome is:
The ToyGuru/Scott Nietlich saga
Yeah Michael was dumb enough to spit on Mattel's former brand manager and get his ass owned over and over again.
But who's this LioConvoy guy? Always present in every single Michael fuck up? Well, fasten your seatbelt...
LIOCONVOY
Thomas Guerra AKA LioConvoy, LioManBad, and "daddy" for his roleplaying daughters is a failed mutt anime/cartoon reviewer that relied on making commentary videos about degenerate dramas across the furry and brony communities. His channel started in 2016 and his relationship with Michael starts around 2018.
Fandumbs and Toy Troubles With Retroblasting
Today, we have an informal discussion with Michael from Retroblasting about fandoms, toxic positivity, the state of toys and collecting, and random thoughts ...
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At this point Thomas was already at full force hunting dramas because he realized that shitting on some mentally ill furries/bronies brings 10k views to his channel so don't expect a sad or interesting origin story, just a fat fuck obsessed over Sailor Moon and age of consent.
Thomas is married but surprisingly at his age he has no children, Thomas is impotent? who knows, we'll cover this later because unlike Michael who's living his dream of having a mommy, Thomas is VERY interested about having children.
His wife and him, in the reflection
She's fat.
guess who had the "sexy Sailor Mars cosplay" idea.
His favorite hobbies:
-Actively searching on MLP/furry groups for abused children to abduct and convince them to be his children online and irl, his wife has knowledge about this.
-Harass trannies/bronies on Twitter, despite his fake daughter being a victim of sexual assault and being trans.
-Talk about pedophilia and the age of consent of cartoon characters
-Gaslight mentally unstable people on twitter and discord so he can make more videos.
-Dox
-Moving the goalposts in any corner of the internet even here on KF, his account: @OldManBoomer this pathological behavior of a permanent defensive state shows how afraid this loser is about all the things that he did.
Lio's Children
Lio's family: The Senate
https://discord.gg/ZaZ9QYhA2D
second server https://discord.gg/65GVV9cTVZ
17yo's are welcomed!
As far as we know Thomas cannot have children of his own, so instead he decided to groom children online and adopt them in a place called "The Senate". There, Thomas and his kids can actively dox, gaslight, insult, and harass as many people as they want to, while this sounds like autistic roleplay, it takes a dark twist when you learn that he did it once with an underage girl in real life with the help of another pedophile.
LIO'S ALL-STARS
-Hopeless Peaches
Hopeless Peaches
Rosie (born: August 3, 1999 (1999-08-03) [age 23]), better known online as Rosie the Rascal or Hopeless Peaches, is an English YouTuber known for her commentary and art. Her videos normally consist of her commentary about art-related topics layered over time-lapse videos of herself digitally...
Hopeless Peaches is Lio's favorite daughter/girlfriend, likes to roleplay as a little girl with Thomas in every stream calling him "daddy!" with a bad imitation of Belle Delphine's voice, she's already a personality among the dramatube community.
Thread on lolcow farm:
https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/1218432.html
Also she's fat.
-SeaPrincessOpal
Opal is another of Lio's daughters, a true femcel obsessed over sex, lolicons, paraphilias, etc
Also she's fat too.
-JordynDoodles
Emmely Tellez aka Minty Heart aka JordynDoodles
Emmely Tellez was a girl that Thomas Guerra and his friend Joshua Vida were accused of grooming from the age of when she was 13. Joshua and Emmely had been involved in setting up a GoFundMe claiming she was being sexually abused by her mother's boyfriend and that her mother was covering it up, and that therefore she needed to secretly raise thousands of dollars to move out without her family knowing. Thomas Guerra, aka LioConvoy, was Vida's buddy and became involved in this matter and was allegedly trying to secretly move Emmely Tellez in with him (and succeeded)
Her GoFundMe, which turned out to be fraud set up to help Josh and Lio move her across country without her family knowing
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-lea...gn=p_cp_url&utm_medium=os&utm_source=customer
Now understand this, Joshua Vida, a known pedophile and predator made this campaign for this underage girl, he created it, promoted it, and Thomas fully supported it, no amount of seethe from Thomas will change it.
This sad soul probably went for more suffering inside Lio's house so she became a FTM trans guy now, what a journey.
Also she's fat too. (interesting pattern here hmm)
Lio's rage
When you have an argument over toys with Michael and Thomas you'll meet their favorite threat, A LAWSUIT! can you imagine this furry at the court? also bri,nging Junkman's ill son twice, what kind of bastard coward does that? Thomas Guerra of course.
He then convinces his tranny main Discord mod called "QueenSerafina" to make another video trashing on Junkman.
The Truth About That Junkman: His Lack Of Ethics And The Idiot That Aids Him
Not a joke. Not a meme. The man has literally accused me of grooming children (without ANY evidence) because I made fun of him on a stream, and some people p...
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Threats and threats and more threats but we already know that his balls aren't working for a long time ago.
Overall, a sick individual who permanently brain-damaged already unstable/abused teenagers and convinced them to join him in his furry drama quest (all of this with an insane amount of sexual stuff involved in every single case).
Will Michael finally beat Hasbro, the trolls and Disney once and for all? will Lio add more abused teenagers to his collection? Get ready for another chapter of RETROBLASTING tomorrow!
Social media:
Retroblasting/Michael D. french
RETROBLASTING
RetroBlasting is the authority on vintage toys and classic cartoons from the 1980s.
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Melinda Mock, Michael's wife:
https://www.facebook.com/thessalian
Thomas "LioConvoy" Guerra
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