RHJunior - Blangry Right-wing Furry,Failed Webcomic Author and E-beggar

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It's depressing. I don't even bother with the dating game-- outside of my personal poverty, lack of transportation (oh fine, YOU try and set a date with a woman and get away with reminding her to haveCHANGE FOR THE BUS) and low personal "market value" as a date (dirt poor, overweight, and over 30), I've worked too long with women and listened too long to them talking about how they handle their men. Around here, either they're skanky, too old, too young, or already married/engaged/shacking up. Or any combination of the aforementioned. Or divorced. And to those who date divorcees-- good God, man, why don't you just stick your hand in a running blender while you're at it? She's already devoured at least one man before you, what makes you think she'll change for the better? And don't give me no crap about wonderful remarried divorcees in your life-- I rate them right up there with pit bulls that are good with children; they do happen, but they're NOT what the breed is known for.
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Ralph Hayes Junior is one of the furry fandom's classic lolcows. He's known for his strawman-filled, insufferably twee and maudlin webomics as well as his blog rants. He isn't as active as he was, but he hits all the lolcow points: He's an old beared virgin, he begs for e-moneys because his webcomics are shitty and draw few readers and fewer book purchases, his politics are stereotypically right-wing hick fare expressed in bizarre, idiosyncratic language.

Oh, and he's on welfare. Because bootstraps.

I happen to be a 31 year old virgin, and I intend to stay that way till I find the woman I wish to marry. Oh, what a loss-- I fear the absence of venereal disease, paternity suits, guilt, emotional hangups, and psychotic former sex partners in my life will just WARP my fragile little mind.
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His webcomics all have the same basic plot: Rural Marty Stu dazzles liberal strawmen with his extremely good opinions, give or take some 'comedy' so completely banal it feels like he was copying the shit from Laffy Taffy wrappers.

As of right now, most of his webcomics lay abandoned for years because Ralphy can't be bothered to actually be a cartoonist.

His den of inadequacy is here, with links to his many failed webcomics and his e-begging outlet of choice.

And of course he still uses livejournal, the special boy.
 
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Holy shit, is this guy making his web presence as unattractive to look at as possible to keep natural predators away? A brief scroll through that LJ and all I see is "Potterverse" and the most searing blue & green color scheme in the world. Then that website - it would've been ugly in 2001, much less now. He's like a lizard who's frill is JPG artifacting and gradient banners.
 
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Ghostcuckers said:
Holy shit, is this guy making his web presence as unattractive to look at as possible to keep natural predators away? A brief scroll through that LJ and all I see is "Potterverse" and the most searing blue & green color scheme in the world. Then that website - it would've been ugly in 2001, much less now. He's like a lizard who's frill is JPG artifacting and gradient banners.
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He wants to attract only true fans.
 
I happen to be a 31 year old virgin, and I intend to stay that way till I find the woman I wish to marry. Oh, what a loss-- I fear the absence of venereal disease, paternity suits, guilt, emotional hangups, and psychotic former sex partners in my life will just WARP my fragile little mind.
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I wonder why someone whose views on relationships are so healthy has to be so alone? What a cruel world.
 
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This guy is less of a cartoonist than Dobson.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
This guy is less of a cartoonist than Dobson.
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His comics have very loose, sloppy linework. the color strips look like they were colored in MS Paint and his style has not changed one iota over the many, many years he has been hacking at this.

No wonder he has to beg for monies on Patreon.

Yes, he has a patreon.
 
Bassomatic said:
Can't really draw,
too lazy to even half ass anymore
beard
sexual fetish
a lampoon of his political thought
begs for money.

Oh god, we found alt-right Dobson.
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I would say that Jay Naylor works in that part. But then I realized even though he's a hack and a cow (where did our thread on him go anyway? I recall there being one) he's still ever so slightly more talented then this guy and Dobby.
 
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