RIP Thread

[Cup Noodle]

Goodbye Mom. You were the best.

And everyone who reads this go tell your Mom or Dad or whoever that you love them right fucking now.

I lost both of my parents at separate times in my teenage years. My biggest regret in life is acting like an insufferable teenager towards each of them in their last moments. Both deaths were sudden and unexpected and I was the last one to talk to each of them. I loved them both and I wish the last thing that they heard from me was I love you. Sorry for your loss dude. I know how bad it hurts and there is nothing I or anyone else can say that will make it feel better. Stay strong brother.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Sanpei Shirato and Tetsuji Okamato, Japanese brothers who were also professional mangaka artists, passed away days within each other on October 8th and October 12th.

Shirato succumbed to aspiration pneumonia at the age of 89, while Okamato succumbed to interstitial pneumonia, yet his age was not given at the time of his passing.

 

[Thiletonomics]

Former South Korean President Roh Tae-woo (no relation to the late former SK President Roh Moo-hyun), passed away on Tuesday. I'm not sure how high on the scumbag tier that he is, given how SK presidents have been found to be corrupt in one way or another, but to think that a certain disgraced President Park Geun-Hye is still alive (although she will most likely spend the rest of her life incarcerated), while at least three slightly (?) less scummy former SK Presidents are dead now (Roh Moo-hyun, Kim Dae-jung, and now Roh Tae-woo), I'm not sure.

On second thought, given his involvement in the 1980 Gwangju massacre, I take back my previous statement.

 

[The Valeyard]

Australian TV presenter Bert Newton has died aged 83.

Here is the infamous moment with Muhammad Ali at the Logies in 1979.

MA: I promise you when we find out who out there wins this it will be a shock.

BN: I like the boy.

MA: Hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up, did you say Roy or boy?

BN: I like the boy! There's nothing wrong with saying that? Hang on, no, wait, I'll change religion, I'll do anything for you, I don't care! What's wrong with saying that?! I like the boy! I mean I like the man!

MA: Who'd you call boy?

BN: Are we facing in the right direction? Whatever you want to do, I don't care! I'm sorry, Muhammad.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Today unfortunately marks one year after finding out that underground rap enigma and legend MF DOOM had passed away unexpectedly at the age of 49.

While pretty fitting for Halloween, it still does not change the fact that DOOM’s timeless rap persona will forever live long. As someone that has listened to his music since early adolescence, he may not be here in the physical sense, but his music keeps his spirit alive.

With that said, here’s a classic song from that was dedicated to his own late brother who too was killed in a car accident, as it dates back to 1999:

Happy Halloween and long live DOOM

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

Goodbye Mom. You were the best.

And everyone who reads this go tell your Mom or Dad or whoever that you love them right fucking now.

Why? My dad was a nasty, evil, sadistic child-abusing dumb-ass and dear old Ma his enabler. Can't wait to paste the "currently burning in hell" stickers on the gravestones.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Why? My dad was a nasty, evil, sadistic child-abusing dumb-ass and dear old Ma his enabler. Can't wait to paste the "currently burning in hell" stickers on the gravestones.

Sounds like dear old dad didn’t beat your ass hard enough

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

Sounds like dear old dad didn’t beat your ass hard enough

Too bad you weren't there with a videocam.

You'd probably be jerking off to it to this day.

 

[IKOL]

Boy, you clearly powerlevel too much. Go get some vodka and chill.

 

[Cup Noodle]

Why? My dad was a nasty, evil, sadistic child-abusing dumb-ass and dear old Ma his enabler. Can't wait to paste the "currently burning in hell" stickers on the gravestones.

I'm sorry, but that is no reason to shit all over that dude. Just because your parents were shit is no reason to shit all over some guy who had a decent mother he loved. With that kind of attitude you will become the same kind of person as your parents. My parents weren't perfect, but I learned from them and I try to do a better job with my kids. With the attitude you have, I hope you don't have children. It will just be the continuation of the abuse cycle.

 

[Miss Misery]

Shut the fuck up, Proton.

See above.

Edit: Eh, who gives a fuck about some powerleveling tard - my big question is HOW IS BOB NEWHART STILL ALIVE!?

 

[CWCissey]

See above.

Edit: Eh, who gives a fuck about some powerleveling tard - my big question is HOW IS BOB NEWHART STILL ALIVE!?

Bob Newhart died last year didn't he?

 

[Jason Wynn]

Bob Newhart died last year didn't he?

Nope, still alive. Pushing it close though

 

[AnOminous]

Bob Newhart died last year didn't he?

Still alive. He's 92.

 

[Preferred Penne]

See above.

Edit: Eh, who gives a fuck about some powerleveling tard - my big question is HOW IS BOB NEWHART STILL ALIVE!?

Never mind Bob Newhart, how is Henry Kissinger still kicking around?

 

[SITHRAK!]

Never mind Bob Newhart, how is Henry Kissinger still kicking around?

Heaven doesn't want him and hell is scared he'll unilaterally declare it sovereign Jewish territory and kick out all the goyim.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Never mind Bob Newhart, how is Henry Kissinger still kicking around?

vile Jew sorcery.

 

[Filthyphil]

My old next door neighbor tom williams
Blew out his heart on cocaine
While trying to fap
In a trailer park in houston.
(But fuck him he was a thief)

 

[CWCissey]

RIP Astro from UB40

 

[moocow]

RIP Astro from UB40

'Ya lazy jackass. Article and archive.